Alex J Xavier 🇩🇲🇻🇮
@theajx.bsky.social
Software Engineer and teller of bad jokes
Did it? Because he had won the Superbowl and has gotten a lot more endorsements since they went public
Travis Kelce got with that white woman and his career declined expeditiously
December 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Did it? Because he had won the Superbowl and has gotten a lot more endorsements since they went public
Don't put packages directly in front of the screen door. It swings out i can't open it with the package there
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Don't put packages directly in front of the screen door. It swings out i can't open it with the package there
Wayyy ahead of you buster
Please don't sniff armpits.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Wayyy ahead of you buster
LOTR: Return of The Kings. I actually haven't seen these movies though 👀
December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
LOTR: Return of The Kings. I actually haven't seen these movies though 👀
Hammer time!
Stop.
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Hammer time!
Rick and Morty
4. What is a cartoon that everyone loves that you don't?
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Rick and Morty
If he does the accent I'm watching this in theaters
Channing Tatum says Gambit is involved in a 'big fight' with Doctor Doom in 'Avengers: Doomsday'
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If he does the accent I'm watching this in theaters
Sending back to back messages instead of just a long one
7. What is a pet peeve that drives you crazy?
May 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Sending back to back messages instead of just a long one
Pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeno
3. What is the best pizza?
May 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeno
I woke up at 3 am and the first thing I do is them dishes. She really domesticated me.
May 5, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I woke up at 3 am and the first thing I do is them dishes. She really domesticated me.
3. But I'm shy so them earbuds are going in immediately
March 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
3. But I'm shy so them earbuds are going in immediately
We need a black GDC
August 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
We need a black GDC