Ope.

"Rumors are flying
All over Galilee these days
And, Mary, I'm trying to be cool"

In my experience it's safer to approach any executive chefs or kitchen managers assuming that they are unhinged lunatics, but it's nice this one put a sign up.

On a list that is printed on a red flag with liquefied red flags for ink, #7 is somehow still the first tipping point.

I invited two new coworkers as we were all becoming fast friends, and I sat between them because I was too dense to realize they'd already started dating and a few years later I officiated their wedding.

"ah yes, the coward's version"