The 8th Chevron
@the8thchevron.bsky.social
"You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water."
See, this guy's mistake was NOT attacking capital police and earning a pardon.
April 1, 2025 at 1:26 PM
See, this guy's mistake was NOT attacking capital police and earning a pardon.
"Oh no, not the consequences of my actions! My only weakness!!"
March 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
"Oh no, not the consequences of my actions! My only weakness!!"
Chevron 8: LOCKED
March 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chevron 8: LOCKED
"Propaganda is bad when it doesn't advance my interests"
March 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Propaganda is bad when it doesn't advance my interests"
At least he didn't tweet it!
... I'm beginning to think we've set the bar too low...
... I'm beginning to think we've set the bar too low...
March 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At least he didn't tweet it!
... I'm beginning to think we've set the bar too low...
... I'm beginning to think we've set the bar too low...
If I take your question literally, I'll point out that Elon is going to single-handedly destroy the billionaire class. Not purposely of course, it's just that they weren't the most popular folk to begin with...
March 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If I take your question literally, I'll point out that Elon is going to single-handedly destroy the billionaire class. Not purposely of course, it's just that they weren't the most popular folk to begin with...
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How Dirty Is Going Ass to Mouth?
Eating your own poop is shockingly not that bad for you.
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March 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I recommend a website that lets you collect the $100 and automatically invests it into ChargePoint EV chargers in the state.
March 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I recommend a website that lets you collect the $100 and automatically invests it into ChargePoint EV chargers in the state.
A reference to a tragic story about a greedy cook who refused to feed the crew. You MONSTER! 💔
March 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
A reference to a tragic story about a greedy cook who refused to feed the crew. You MONSTER! 💔
Yea and let's face it: once Data was gone he found a wife, had kids, got promotions, and landed the best job in the galaxy. My man sacrificed sooooo much for his best buddy!
March 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yea and let's face it: once Data was gone he found a wife, had kids, got promotions, and landed the best job in the galaxy. My man sacrificed sooooo much for his best buddy!
Credit for trying something new at least 🥸
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Credit for trying something new at least 🥸
The host used to read to underprivileged youth when he wasn't busy re-routing power to the deflectors and trying to stop warp core breaches. HERO ❤️🔥
March 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The host used to read to underprivileged youth when he wasn't busy re-routing power to the deflectors and trying to stop warp core breaches. HERO ❤️🔥
My father died waiting for his benefits to kick in and this was before new attacks on SSI. Glad we saved every taxpayer $.0000000001 though!
March 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
My father died waiting for his benefits to kick in and this was before new attacks on SSI. Glad we saved every taxpayer $.0000000001 though!
Q1 GDP is gonna be bad but acceptable. Q2 on the other hand... 💀
March 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Q1 GDP is gonna be bad but acceptable. Q2 on the other hand... 💀
If he wants to be a king, may I suggest the King of Hearts?
March 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If he wants to be a king, may I suggest the King of Hearts?
Hey! At least we're rebuilding a big, beautiful blue wall in the northern mid-west! 🥳
March 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Hey! At least we're rebuilding a big, beautiful blue wall in the northern mid-west! 🥳
In a galaxy far far away, all of Endor's moons were full...
March 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In a galaxy far far away, all of Endor's moons were full...
If you're ever wondering: domination in science means your country wins. Doesn't matter the metric, science wins. Period.
March 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you're ever wondering: domination in science means your country wins. Doesn't matter the metric, science wins. Period.
The Ukraine willing gave up their nukes and was promised safety and security by both Russia and the US.
No US ally will ever willingly give up nuclear weapons again!
No US ally will ever willingly give up nuclear weapons again!
March 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Ukraine willing gave up their nukes and was promised safety and security by both Russia and the US.
No US ally will ever willingly give up nuclear weapons again!
No US ally will ever willingly give up nuclear weapons again!