The 3-Toed Goth
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"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?”
— Jane Austen, 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘫𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘦
(THIS IS A SNARK ACCOUNT, mf'ers. 🤗 No performative outrage allowed. You dig? 🙏🏻)
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(1.) Ladies, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. 😧
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January 28, 2026 at 9:53 AM
(1.) Ladies, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. 😧
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Banger.
But sadly, I don't think anyone in the comments got it. 😞
(Though, to be fair, it is also possible that I may be giving the original poster 𝘸𝘢𝘺 too much credit. 🤷♂️)
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But sadly, I don't think anyone in the comments got it. 😞
(Though, to be fair, it is also possible that I may be giving the original poster 𝘸𝘢𝘺 too much credit. 🤷♂️)
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December 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Banger.
But sadly, I don't think anyone in the comments got it. 😞
(Though, to be fair, it is also possible that I may be giving the original poster 𝘸𝘢𝘺 too much credit. 🤷♂️)
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But sadly, I don't think anyone in the comments got it. 😞
(Though, to be fair, it is also possible that I may be giving the original poster 𝘸𝘢𝘺 too much credit. 🤷♂️)
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Oh, I'm sorry… did 𝘺𝘰𝘶 not receive a new 160-count box of Yorkshire Gold in the mail today? 🤗
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December 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Oh, I'm sorry… did 𝘺𝘰𝘶 not receive a new 160-count box of Yorkshire Gold in the mail today? 🤗
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Somewhere an inconsolable Stephen Miller is detaching his jaw to cry-eat his weekly mouse.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Somewhere an inconsolable Stephen Miller is detaching his jaw to cry-eat his weekly mouse.
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Early 70's Ladies. (August 20, 1972)
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October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Early 70's Ladies. (August 20, 1972)
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I'm sorry, but I just can't take this animal seriously.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm sorry, but I just can't take this animal seriously.
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This person, having been asked by the filmmakers to provide analysis and historical context for a documentary film about the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival, 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 to wear this:
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October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This person, having been asked by the filmmakers to provide analysis and historical context for a documentary film about the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival, 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 to wear this:
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𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 7510
𝘐𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘢-𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯', 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯.
𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺,
“𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘢𝘺.”
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 8510
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯,"
𝘖𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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𝘐𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘢-𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯', 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯.
𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺,
“𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘢𝘺.”
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 8510
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯,"
𝘖𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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October 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 7510
𝘐𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘢-𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯', 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯.
𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺,
“𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘢𝘺.”
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 8510
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯,"
𝘖𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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𝘐𝘧 𝘎𝘰𝘥'𝘴 𝘢-𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯', 𝘏𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯.
𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺,
“𝘎𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘋𝘢𝘺.”
𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳 8510
𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘏𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘢𝘺, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯,"
𝘖𝘳 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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By gum, that's awful purdy… . Yessiree.
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October 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
By gum, that's awful purdy… . Yessiree.
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Whelp… that's enough Internet for me today.
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September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Whelp… that's enough Internet for me today.
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It wasn’t a 'bullet on his neck' that killed Kirk.
He had recent methamphetamine use & fentanyl intoxication — along with hypertension & coronary artery disease. Kirk was also suspected of having used a counterfeit $20 bill at a store just prior to the event so… basically deserved it, amiright.
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He had recent methamphetamine use & fentanyl intoxication — along with hypertension & coronary artery disease. Kirk was also suspected of having used a counterfeit $20 bill at a store just prior to the event so… basically deserved it, amiright.
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September 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It wasn’t a 'bullet on his neck' that killed Kirk.
He had recent methamphetamine use & fentanyl intoxication — along with hypertension & coronary artery disease. Kirk was also suspected of having used a counterfeit $20 bill at a store just prior to the event so… basically deserved it, amiright.
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He had recent methamphetamine use & fentanyl intoxication — along with hypertension & coronary artery disease. Kirk was also suspected of having used a counterfeit $20 bill at a store just prior to the event so… basically deserved it, amiright.
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𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 | 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 | in-shit-uh-fuh-KAY-shun
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𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 | 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 | in-shit-uh-fuh-KAY-shun
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September 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 | 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 | in-shit-uh-fuh-KAY-shun
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𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 | 𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯 | in-shit-uh-fuh-KAY-shun
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(1.) Can you guess what this 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 is wearing?
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August 21, 2025 at 7:51 AM
(1.) Can you guess what this 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳 is wearing?
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(1.) It honestly never occurred to me that it was possible to fuck up juicing a lemon.
I lost it at "pretty intuitive design".
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I lost it at "pretty intuitive design".
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August 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
(1.) It honestly never occurred to me that it was possible to fuck up juicing a lemon.
I lost it at "pretty intuitive design".
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I lost it at "pretty intuitive design".
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