Eraserhead Baby
@the-vert.bsky.social
Demented, sick, degenerate, barbaric, naughty, freako
Absolutely fucked that the new Wicked didnt make As Long As You're Mine horny like at all. They should be dry humping in her shack till the forest stinks.
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Absolutely fucked that the new Wicked didnt make As Long As You're Mine horny like at all. They should be dry humping in her shack till the forest stinks.
Woman at the gas station unprovoked was like "that Newsome guy over in CA? Hes doing some good things. Hes weird but hes doing some good. Listen youre an adult, lemme put it to you this way, if this was 10 years ago I would've shown him the night of his fucking life but I wouldn't have married him."
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Woman at the gas station unprovoked was like "that Newsome guy over in CA? Hes doing some good things. Hes weird but hes doing some good. Listen youre an adult, lemme put it to you this way, if this was 10 years ago I would've shown him the night of his fucking life but I wouldn't have married him."
The worst part about traveling as a fat ass who loves to eat is that I literally do not know how I'll survive the rest of my life without another Japanese 7/11 egg and ham sandwich
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The worst part about traveling as a fat ass who loves to eat is that I literally do not know how I'll survive the rest of my life without another Japanese 7/11 egg and ham sandwich
Its Lambchop's play along, where fun things are all we ever do :)
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Its Lambchop's play along, where fun things are all we ever do :)
Girl I went to high school with who told me im a "filthy mutt" for being indigenous and told my bestie that she should be happy she was SAd cause "at least men want her" got her doctorate and people are sending me her content like its inspirational and im like sorry I ain't watching that horseshit 🥰
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Girl I went to high school with who told me im a "filthy mutt" for being indigenous and told my bestie that she should be happy she was SAd cause "at least men want her" got her doctorate and people are sending me her content like its inspirational and im like sorry I ain't watching that horseshit 🥰
Behold the chopsticks I made in shinjuku
October 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Behold the chopsticks I made in shinjuku
Ive gotten up to an hour on the stair stepper at the gym and everyone i talked to at the start of this was like "it gets easier" and I can confidently say: no the fuck it don't okay I have swamp ass, my lips are chapped, I'm dizzy, I got sweat in my eyes, I'm nauseous for like an hour afterward
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ive gotten up to an hour on the stair stepper at the gym and everyone i talked to at the start of this was like "it gets easier" and I can confidently say: no the fuck it don't okay I have swamp ass, my lips are chapped, I'm dizzy, I got sweat in my eyes, I'm nauseous for like an hour afterward
Very stoked that @jamieloftus.bsky.social gives proper love to the LA street hot dog. I'm not biased, I just think that there's nothing on earth that touches the feeling of leaving a punk show at 1 AM and getting a bacon wrapped hot dog with grilled peppers and onions on it from a nice Hispanic lady
May 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Very stoked that @jamieloftus.bsky.social gives proper love to the LA street hot dog. I'm not biased, I just think that there's nothing on earth that touches the feeling of leaving a punk show at 1 AM and getting a bacon wrapped hot dog with grilled peppers and onions on it from a nice Hispanic lady
Its the 1 year anniversary of food poisoning day, where my ex called me on his way home from work to scream at me that I was evil, ruining his life, and that he hated me. That was when I started sleeping on the couch regularly and telling my parents how miserable I'd secretly been <3
April 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Its the 1 year anniversary of food poisoning day, where my ex called me on his way home from work to scream at me that I was evil, ruining his life, and that he hated me. That was when I started sleeping on the couch regularly and telling my parents how miserable I'd secretly been <3
It's weird cause my mom is my bestie now but when I was a kid there was a few years where she was regularly posting on a catholic women's forum on Facebook speculating that I was divine retribution sent me the devil to torment "her family" for past sins
April 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's weird cause my mom is my bestie now but when I was a kid there was a few years where she was regularly posting on a catholic women's forum on Facebook speculating that I was divine retribution sent me the devil to torment "her family" for past sins
Made the mistake of posting a ham bone beans recipe on tik tok and all the comments are being mean about the amount of ham I used
April 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Made the mistake of posting a ham bone beans recipe on tik tok and all the comments are being mean about the amount of ham I used
Every single year for the last 7 years my best friend sends me the same snapchat memory that's just a photo of my ass. That's true friendship. That's true love.
April 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Every single year for the last 7 years my best friend sends me the same snapchat memory that's just a photo of my ass. That's true friendship. That's true love.
Sometimes I tell the homies about some of the shit I went through in the last 4 years with my ex and they're like "hey dude I think that was wrong or possibly illegal" and im like ah shit I should've been more chalant
March 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Sometimes I tell the homies about some of the shit I went through in the last 4 years with my ex and they're like "hey dude I think that was wrong or possibly illegal" and im like ah shit I should've been more chalant
Got concert crud™️ diabolical at Tyler, The Creator's Denver show
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Got concert crud™️ diabolical at Tyler, The Creator's Denver show
Sometimes when I feel self conscious about myself I look at this old picture of my grandpa where we have the same features cause I'm like, damn. I wouldn't change a thing about that guy he's like New Mexican Superman so I can't change anything about me either
January 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sometimes when I feel self conscious about myself I look at this old picture of my grandpa where we have the same features cause I'm like, damn. I wouldn't change a thing about that guy he's like New Mexican Superman so I can't change anything about me either
There's a viral sound on tik tok that's straight up used to torture people at the SERE school, so I told my dad who went through the torture program and worked there for years that Boots is being used for Godzilla edits and he was like "I dont really understand what's going on in your generation."
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There's a viral sound on tik tok that's straight up used to torture people at the SERE school, so I told my dad who went through the torture program and worked there for years that Boots is being used for Godzilla edits and he was like "I dont really understand what's going on in your generation."
I don't wanna go back to Colorado next week I wanna hang out with this dude forever till I die
December 28, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I don't wanna go back to Colorado next week I wanna hang out with this dude forever till I die
Lowkey got proposed to
December 24, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Lowkey got proposed to
Also yesterday I was hanging out with Jake and he handed me a cool pocket knife before he went to get something and I started playing with it the second he left the room and I was like "wait what was that for?" and he was like "you love knives, thought you'd want to play with it while I was gone"
December 21, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Also yesterday I was hanging out with Jake and he handed me a cool pocket knife before he went to get something and I started playing with it the second he left the room and I was like "wait what was that for?" and he was like "you love knives, thought you'd want to play with it while I was gone"
Told my mom about Jake cause I'm going out with him all Sunday (he planned a mystery date) and she was like "youre really just going to go out with some stranger I've never met?" And my brother was like "believe it or not you haven't met like anyone she's met in the last 5 years"
December 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Told my mom about Jake cause I'm going out with him all Sunday (he planned a mystery date) and she was like "youre really just going to go out with some stranger I've never met?" And my brother was like "believe it or not you haven't met like anyone she's met in the last 5 years"
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Just found myself going "you're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club" in the Tom Hardy Bane voice and now I want a cure for autism after all
December 20, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Just found myself going "you're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club" in the Tom Hardy Bane voice and now I want a cure for autism after all
When They Might Be Giants said "The barn that I was raised in was constructed out of noise"... they were so right
December 20, 2024 at 11:43 AM
When They Might Be Giants said "The barn that I was raised in was constructed out of noise"... they were so right
Just walked into the house from seeing my secret boyfriend I have in town and my mom was like "how was Vanessa's" and I was like good thanks for asking and my brother was like "me when my pants are on fire"
December 20, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Just walked into the house from seeing my secret boyfriend I have in town and my mom was like "how was Vanessa's" and I was like good thanks for asking and my brother was like "me when my pants are on fire"
Dude who drove 11 hours to see me and I are now in L Word territory. Girlboss Down :(
December 17, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Dude who drove 11 hours to see me and I are now in L Word territory. Girlboss Down :(
If you're one of my internet exclusive friends and you've never heard me speak before, I need to come clean and let you know that I do in fact have a valley girl accent. I sound like female Pauly Shore. Sorry you're finding out like this.
December 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
If you're one of my internet exclusive friends and you've never heard me speak before, I need to come clean and let you know that I do in fact have a valley girl accent. I sound like female Pauly Shore. Sorry you're finding out like this.