The Shareholders
@the-shareholders.bsky.social
Satire
Why does no one think of us poor shareholders!?
(Anger is the appropriate response to the exploitation and abuse of workers, consumers and the world.)
Why does no one think of us poor shareholders!?
(Anger is the appropriate response to the exploitation and abuse of workers, consumers and the world.)
Much like giant insects needed higher oxygen concentrations, corporations need regulations and workers that accept our abusive exploitation. Do your part and hush up and accept it. Think of the poor shareholders.
August 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Much like giant insects needed higher oxygen concentrations, corporations need regulations and workers that accept our abusive exploitation. Do your part and hush up and accept it. Think of the poor shareholders.
That's the face of a good worker. We applaud your decision to put the shareholder's profits first.
August 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
That's the face of a good worker. We applaud your decision to put the shareholder's profits first.
Sleeping on the clock!? Not at our company!
August 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Sleeping on the clock!? Not at our company!
Darn right we want a return on our investment. We're in it for the profit. And marketing assures us you all really love the quirky AI crap despite all the evidence to the contrary, it's gonna be big like beanie babies in the 2000s!
January 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Darn right we want a return on our investment. We're in it for the profit. And marketing assures us you all really love the quirky AI crap despite all the evidence to the contrary, it's gonna be big like beanie babies in the 2000s!
We worked hard and made a concerted effort to break the social and regulatory safeguards of the world so that we could exploit just a bit more profit for us poor shareholders. The Internet was a tool, it shouldn't get any more credit than a hammer does for building a house.
January 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
We worked hard and made a concerted effort to break the social and regulatory safeguards of the world so that we could exploit just a bit more profit for us poor shareholders. The Internet was a tool, it shouldn't get any more credit than a hammer does for building a house.
We prefer minimum viable product. Much more friendly term
January 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
We prefer minimum viable product. Much more friendly term
Oh, hey! We're friends with Some Rich Asshole. They did a great job on this opinion piece. Top tier reading!
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Oh, hey! We're friends with Some Rich Asshole. They did a great job on this opinion piece. Top tier reading!
Who let you see our secret PowerPoint presentation?
January 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Who let you see our secret PowerPoint presentation?