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I mean, I can kinda see why….
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The hippogriff was a massive headache to render. To the point that I think Framestore made a loss (I could be mistaken on that)

Now it’s much more simple, and probably be done for tv with much less time and budget.
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
First one is the 2008 other BBC version.

The bbc version has much better VFX than the golden compass even with a smaller budget and 5x the amount of footage.

The productivity gains in VFX are *wild*
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I used to work in a lab that did 3D reconstruction. One intern specialised in “zero shot” recons. Scholl or some other company sponsored them to make feet models.

We did debate the potential for on demand 3D printing of celebrity feet. However despite the money we decided it wasn’t moral.
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I had a go at designing a “fox is out” dessert.

Menu blurb: “Autumnal urban fruits support this visceral London Fox milieu. Optionally served with hot vinegar to create authentic notes of alfresco urinal”
September 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Fucksake not another NEMA plug/socket. Where does she fit on the chart? I assume she’s rated for 89 amps?
August 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ely you say?
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 AM
We need to keep the countryside natural. And for nature.

(Yes this is a shitpost, the fens is entirely unnatural, Ely used to be an island, so was Wisbech)
July 14, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Not quite cinnabar here at secretbatcave HQ
July 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The red one takes you to this page. This is where you can turn off suggested posts.

However it reset to on every 30 days (seen here) you need to restart the app.

Also the more you engage with a category of post, the more it’ll show you, and the subgenres, and related topics.
June 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s performance season(next in jan) which means employees need to boost metrics to avoid being fired. (Asks me how I know…)
Aggressively forcing shit into your feed drives engagement.

Two things that help enormously:

(Blue) not interested blocks that sub topic (ie Japanese woodworking) 1/
June 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
@camself.bsky.social I refound this picture my mum send me called “morris minors in Norwich”
June 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I didn’t find many porn pens, but things got a little arsy on the way.
June 1, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I suspect it might be because running the projectors at decent brightness, plus having staff who can clean/fit lenses costs cash.

But you can get LASERS now, I’m not sure how that affects quality though. I assume they are less explody than the normal lamps.
May 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Greenhouse road is happy
May 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I have a poster for this….
April 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Annoyingly mines also a Simpson picture
April 6, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So it’s basically this:
March 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The newts are going back into the pond, the frogs are singing, I’ve seen dragon/damsel fly larvae, and what ever this is
March 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Oi had to bring in the oold avarcardoe, cause it dunt loike the frost.
March 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I am a grate and acurute typer.
December 29, 2024 at 10:51 AM
They may look cute, but you’re only one missed meal away from being eaten by a goat.
December 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
“But my heart breaks for Odysseus,
That seasoned frog cursed by fate so long”
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
December 7, 2024 at 8:21 AM