"When rich people have too much money, they will always find more and more excessive ways to spend it. Here's how a select few of your fellow poors are benefitting while you take out a mortgage to afford your groceries."

Can we? Those scientists help provide all kinds of useful information for sectors like agriculture—which I guess we don't really need, since "we" recently decided to deport half of that workforce—and supply chain, to name just two of dozens.

"Give, Send, Go. For when your racist mouth gets your racist ass in public trouble and GoFundMe won't touch your shriveled mote of a soul with a ten-mile pole."

Almost as concerning is the quota of no more than 30% of the workforce being allowed to receive a 4 or 5 on the evaluation.

This is so that they can justify firing more people: "Welp, you only scored a 3 on your last eval. NASA only needs 4s and 5s. Sorry."

Just because a storm didn't hit your exact location, that doesn't mean the forecast was hype.

"Oops."

~Melon Mush, probably