Stochastic Apotheosis
@the-real-god.bsky.social
Get divine or get out.
"People become more conservative as they grow older."
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"People become more conservative as they grow older."
saying "let's overthrow democracy" : communism :: writing "anti-ICE" on a bullet with a purple felt-tipped marker : antifascism
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
saying "let's overthrow democracy" : communism :: writing "anti-ICE" on a bullet with a purple felt-tipped marker : antifascism
It's impossible to transition directly from democracy to communism, because the capitalist class will implement fascism to protect their ability to exploit the working class. Democracy, socialism, antifascism, and then communism? Sure, that's theoretically possible.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It's impossible to transition directly from democracy to communism, because the capitalist class will implement fascism to protect their ability to exploit the working class. Democracy, socialism, antifascism, and then communism? Sure, that's theoretically possible.
Your memes?
Trash.
My memes?
Fire.
Trash.
My memes?
Fire.
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Your memes?
Trash.
My memes?
Fire.
Trash.
My memes?
Fire.
Stimulant-rotted Republican President who lacks fluency in English, cuts benefits for poor people, cuts taxes for rich people, and imagines some WMDs to justify a war for oil, receives enthusiastic support from conservatives and feigned opposition from liberals.
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Stimulant-rotted Republican President who lacks fluency in English, cuts benefits for poor people, cuts taxes for rich people, and imagines some WMDs to justify a war for oil, receives enthusiastic support from conservatives and feigned opposition from liberals.
I am stochastically apotheotic, and I behold divinity every time I see myself reflected in my own eyes.
So it is.
So it is.
December 17, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I am stochastically apotheotic, and I behold divinity every time I see myself reflected in my own eyes.
So it is.
So it is.
I don't know if I could pretend these bastards are remotely capable of acting in anyone's best interests.
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I don't know if I could pretend these bastards are remotely capable of acting in anyone's best interests.
I'm not a survivor
I'm just somebody who survived
And I'm not a killer
I'm just somebody who
For one
Brief and shining moment
Pretended
He'd been infected by a motive
A dream
Of a wife and kids
A home
A career
Reflexive participation
In the cycle's repetition
Best to snap the axle instead
I'm just somebody who survived
And I'm not a killer
I'm just somebody who
For one
Brief and shining moment
Pretended
He'd been infected by a motive
A dream
Of a wife and kids
A home
A career
Reflexive participation
In the cycle's repetition
Best to snap the axle instead
December 17, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I'm not a survivor
I'm just somebody who survived
And I'm not a killer
I'm just somebody who
For one
Brief and shining moment
Pretended
He'd been infected by a motive
A dream
Of a wife and kids
A home
A career
Reflexive participation
In the cycle's repetition
Best to snap the axle instead
I'm just somebody who survived
And I'm not a killer
I'm just somebody who
For one
Brief and shining moment
Pretended
He'd been infected by a motive
A dream
Of a wife and kids
A home
A career
Reflexive participation
In the cycle's repetition
Best to snap the axle instead
"We're protecting women and children!"
Okay, hate to ask, but if you had to say, who are you protecting all these women and kids from? Like, what's the category of people that includes neither women nor children, in this situation, if you had to hazard a guess?
Okay, hate to ask, but if you had to say, who are you protecting all these women and kids from? Like, what's the category of people that includes neither women nor children, in this situation, if you had to hazard a guess?
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"We're protecting women and children!"
Okay, hate to ask, but if you had to say, who are you protecting all these women and kids from? Like, what's the category of people that includes neither women nor children, in this situation, if you had to hazard a guess?
Okay, hate to ask, but if you had to say, who are you protecting all these women and kids from? Like, what's the category of people that includes neither women nor children, in this situation, if you had to hazard a guess?
TDS is wild. "You only hate trump because you have a mental illness with symptoms like knowing stuff about trump and thinking about the stuff you know about trump, unlike us normal people who would follow him barefoot into Hell because we don't know things or think about things." Fuck, hahahaaa.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
TDS is wild. "You only hate trump because you have a mental illness with symptoms like knowing stuff about trump and thinking about the stuff you know about trump, unlike us normal people who would follow him barefoot into Hell because we don't know things or think about things." Fuck, hahahaaa.
Uncircumcised dudes be like, "oops, forgot to bring a condom. you got one?"
Uhhhh, I keep a stapler on the nightstand, sweetie
Uhhhh, I keep a stapler on the nightstand, sweetie
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Uncircumcised dudes be like, "oops, forgot to bring a condom. you got one?"
Uhhhh, I keep a stapler on the nightstand, sweetie
Uhhhh, I keep a stapler on the nightstand, sweetie
The Democrats have already developed a foolproof strategy to lose the next Presidential election, which is three years away, just in case the USA still exists at that point. I'll admit they're capable of thinking long-term and putting contingency plans into place.
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The Democrats have already developed a foolproof strategy to lose the next Presidential election, which is three years away, just in case the USA still exists at that point. I'll admit they're capable of thinking long-term and putting contingency plans into place.
"I'm amazing. Disliking me is a mental illness. Telling people you dislike me is a symptom. Symptoms make people angry. Maybe even angry enough to murder you. And that would make me sad. You don't need to make me sad. And you don't want to make me sad, do you? After all, I'm an amazing person."
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"I'm amazing. Disliking me is a mental illness. Telling people you dislike me is a symptom. Symptoms make people angry. Maybe even angry enough to murder you. And that would make me sad. You don't need to make me sad. And you don't want to make me sad, do you? After all, I'm an amazing person."
If we make imaginary bullshit illegal, then only criminals will have access to imaginary bullshit.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
If we make imaginary bullshit illegal, then only criminals will have access to imaginary bullshit.
It's weird to know that saying the truth in public, makes a person an enemy of the state.
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's weird to know that saying the truth in public, makes a person an enemy of the state.
queasy harder-rizz
December 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
queasy harder-rizz
Imagine living in a country so awful that people assume you're awful if you publicly display its iconography.
December 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Imagine living in a country so awful that people assume you're awful if you publicly display its iconography.
What
Are they hiding
From us
Are they hiding
From us
December 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What
Are they hiding
From us
Are they hiding
From us
If he really believed the penalty for treason were deportation (he doesn't, all of these chuckleheads constantly make shit up) that would explain why he's so nonchalant about all the espionage he's been doing as a dual citizen
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If he really believed the penalty for treason were deportation (he doesn't, all of these chuckleheads constantly make shit up) that would explain why he's so nonchalant about all the espionage he's been doing as a dual citizen
My whimsical insights feature prominently in the chronic nightmares of fascist dictators across five continents.
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My whimsical insights feature prominently in the chronic nightmares of fascist dictators across five continents.
1. You're lying, because that's not what they said.
2. That's what they said, but it's not what they meant.
3. That's what they meant, but they're not really doing it.
4. They're really doing it, but it's not evil. [you are here]
2. That's what they said, but it's not what they meant.
3. That's what they meant, but they're not really doing it.
4. They're really doing it, but it's not evil. [you are here]
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
1. You're lying, because that's not what they said.
2. That's what they said, but it's not what they meant.
3. That's what they meant, but they're not really doing it.
4. They're really doing it, but it's not evil. [you are here]
2. That's what they said, but it's not what they meant.
3. That's what they meant, but they're not really doing it.
4. They're really doing it, but it's not evil. [you are here]