The Rats
@the-rats.bsky.social
Emma: ve/she Ammie: she/her Trace: xe/any • 23 • Rat kinnie • ACAB • MTG
Wait a minute, I could make a good Rats commander, not too boring or too powerful. Karumonix Rats blink. Proliferate subtheme? Let me cook.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wait a minute, I could make a good Rats commander, not too boring or too powerful. Karumonix Rats blink. Proliferate subtheme? Let me cook.
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Creatures are illegal, except for my bugs, which are great
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November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Creatures are illegal, except for my bugs, which are great
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I proxy the Omenpath versions when I play the cards! Fleem and The Terminus of Return are the ones I have played so far, and Duskmourn’s Claim is looking likely for a Vial Smasher list :>
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I proxy the Omenpath versions when I play the cards! Fleem and The Terminus of Return are the ones I have played so far, and Duskmourn’s Claim is looking likely for a Vial Smasher list :>
For all of your Fleem proxying needs
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
For all of your Fleem proxying needs
I do not want to hear any more about him
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September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I do not want to hear any more about him
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Proxy these! You can even recreate them on MTG.design to rid them of digital formatting strangeness. Here are some old cards I recreated with updated oracle text as an example of how they will turn out:
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Proxy these! You can even recreate them on MTG.design to rid them of digital formatting strangeness. Here are some old cards I recreated with updated oracle text as an example of how they will turn out:
Hard Mode Quiz! If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
(Emma –> Trace –> Ammie)
(Emma –> Trace –> Ammie)
August 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hard Mode Quiz! If you were a NON-LEGENDARY creature, which would you be?
(Emma –> Trace –> Ammie)
(Emma –> Trace –> Ammie)
I went blank but my partner says Terraria Zoologist
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August 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I went blank but my partner says Terraria Zoologist
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I built Freya Crescent in EDH as big red artifacts. Value-generating equipment attacking on an evasive body from turn three fuels huge spells like Portal to Phyrexia and Blightsteel Colossus. Voltron is possible as a backup plan, but I maintain that it is not a Voltron deck
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June 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I built Freya Crescent in EDH as big red artifacts. Value-generating equipment attacking on an evasive body from turn three fuels huge spells like Portal to Phyrexia and Blightsteel Colossus. Voltron is possible as a backup plan, but I maintain that it is not a Voltron deck
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If you see this, post your own robotic creation.
B1 is a dateable character from an RPG I will never make. She is advanced technology from another world, but lost his head escaping into the game's setting. They replaced it with a spare monitor, then got into fashion :>
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B1 is a dateable character from an RPG I will never make. She is advanced technology from another world, but lost his head escaping into the game's setting. They replaced it with a spare monitor, then got into fashion :>
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May 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, post your own robotic creation.
B1 is a dateable character from an RPG I will never make. She is advanced technology from another world, but lost his head escaping into the game's setting. They replaced it with a spare monitor, then got into fashion :>
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B1 is a dateable character from an RPG I will never make. She is advanced technology from another world, but lost his head escaping into the game's setting. They replaced it with a spare monitor, then got into fashion :>
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girl out here like the stained glass treatment from dmu
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May 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
girl out here like the stained glass treatment from dmu
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That is an impressive number of slots to offer for free — I hope you do not get burnt out. Here is my sona and the base I would like:
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May 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That is an impressive number of slots to offer for free — I hope you do not get burnt out. Here is my sona and the base I would like:
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Minor grammar error
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April 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Minor grammar error
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Four cards to get to know me, Emma edition:
April 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Four cards to get to know me, Emma edition:
My partner’s main deck is Ratadrabik and there is a noticeable difference in its popoffs when in a pod of three, four, or gods forbid five or more players
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March 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
My partner’s main deck is Ratadrabik and there is a noticeable difference in its popoffs when in a pod of three, four, or gods forbid five or more players
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Crazy how even after so many years, this is still the best video game platform
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January 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Crazy how even after so many years, this is still the best video game platform
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Please please please please
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December 30, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Please please please please
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sup, i’m ammie . incubus shapeshifter, so i’m always the tallest one in the room >:3 genderfluid boygirlthing . labels change alot but call me smth like mistress or daddy and ur on the right track ~. sexual alter, if u couldn’t tell >:p if i play magic i'm burning u alive w/ a red deck
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December 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
sup, i’m ammie . incubus shapeshifter, so i’m always the tallest one in the room >:3 genderfluid boygirlthing . labels change alot but call me smth like mistress or daddy and ur on the right track ~. sexual alter, if u couldn’t tell >:p if i play magic i'm burning u alive w/ a red deck
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Hey I’m Trace! I’m a nonbinary cat(boy sometimes) ghost and I haunt cute people 😺 Also I work sometimes when Emma’s not around. My deck’s a spirit deck but group hug is fun too 😸 I do music stuff too 🎵
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December 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Hey I’m Trace! I’m a nonbinary cat(boy sometimes) ghost and I haunt cute people 😺 Also I work sometimes when Emma’s not around. My deck’s a spirit deck but group hug is fun too 😸 I do music stuff too 🎵
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Greetings from Emma, host of the Rats. I am a ratgirl android that manages many day-to-day tasks for the system, is a grammar nerd, and plays evil control decks. I compose and produce music on occasion :>
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December 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Greetings from Emma, host of the Rats. I am a ratgirl android that manages many day-to-day tasks for the system, is a grammar nerd, and plays evil control decks. I compose and produce music on occasion :>
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The Rats System intro post thread!
December 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
The Rats System intro post thread!
Here’s Toby she has zero braincells 🤍
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December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Here’s Toby she has zero braincells 🤍
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