The People's Elbow
@the-peoples-elbow.bsky.social
I just wanna shitpost, not exist through the fall of an empire
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"Your outie can put a whole bag of jellybeans up their ass"
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
New least favorite exercise just dropped: low pin squat. What the actual, living fuck is that
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
New least favorite exercise just dropped: low pin squat. What the actual, living fuck is that
I slept wrong apparently and now I feel like hammered ass at the gym.
Ok google, how do I remove my sciatic nerve?
Ok google, how do I remove my sciatic nerve?
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I slept wrong apparently and now I feel like hammered ass at the gym.
Ok google, how do I remove my sciatic nerve?
Ok google, how do I remove my sciatic nerve?
Alexa, am I supposed to be able to smell toast at the gym?
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Alexa, am I supposed to be able to smell toast at the gym?
Alexa, am I supposed to be able to taste blood while I'm working out?
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Alexa, am I supposed to be able to taste blood while I'm working out?
New trivia theme idea: AI trivia
You ask questions and the players have to guess what the google ai summary said about it
You ask questions and the players have to guess what the google ai summary said about it
June 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
New trivia theme idea: AI trivia
You ask questions and the players have to guess what the google ai summary said about it
You ask questions and the players have to guess what the google ai summary said about it
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Plato, let me back in the cave it's depressing af out here
May 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Plato, let me back in the cave it's depressing af out here
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You want June to be Veterans Month instead of Pride? November is already Veterans Month.
If you don’t already know that, you don’t care about veterans. You just hate gay people.
If you don’t already know that, you don’t care about veterans. You just hate gay people.
May 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
You want June to be Veterans Month instead of Pride? November is already Veterans Month.
If you don’t already know that, you don’t care about veterans. You just hate gay people.
If you don’t already know that, you don’t care about veterans. You just hate gay people.
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May 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If the current us government was a food item
April 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If the current us government was a food item
One month of workouts down!
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One month of workouts down!
I wasn't super happy when republicans used the courts to block student loan forgiveness, but that's just how it works. Or at least it works that way when you don't have dollar store Mussolini in charge.
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I wasn't super happy when republicans used the courts to block student loan forgiveness, but that's just how it works. Or at least it works that way when you don't have dollar store Mussolini in charge.
Not being able to sleep because the hotel you booked had bedbugs 👎
Real Whitecastle for lunch the next day 👍
Real Whitecastle for lunch the next day 👍
April 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Not being able to sleep because the hotel you booked had bedbugs 👎
Real Whitecastle for lunch the next day 👍
Real Whitecastle for lunch the next day 👍
The entire administration can't find 2 brain cells to rub together 🙃
Explaining the Trump Tariff Equation
YouTube video by Stand-up Maths
youtu.be
April 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The entire administration can't find 2 brain cells to rub together 🙃
Hell does exist, but it's just the place God puts people who stiff delivery drivers during torrential downpours
April 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hell does exist, but it's just the place God puts people who stiff delivery drivers during torrential downpours
"Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to begin, when we're North American
But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again, come on, North Americans"
- the song stuck in my head for no particular reason at all right now
But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again, come on, North Americans"
- the song stuck in my head for no particular reason at all right now
North American Scum
YouTube video by LCD Soundsystem - Topic
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
"Oh, I don't know, I don't know, oh, where to begin, when we're North American
But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again, come on, North Americans"
- the song stuck in my head for no particular reason at all right now
But in the end, make the same mistakes all over again, come on, North Americans"
- the song stuck in my head for no particular reason at all right now
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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
@sentimentbot.bsky.social
How am I doing?
How am I doing?
March 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social
How am I doing?
How am I doing?
Say what you want about Nixon, but at least he had the courtesy to resign after he got caught committing crimes like a fucking moron
March 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Say what you want about Nixon, but at least he had the courtesy to resign after he got caught committing crimes like a fucking moron
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Nothing makes me feel more adult than owning ratchet straps and a trailer.
March 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Nothing makes me feel more adult than owning ratchet straps and a trailer.
"Your outie can put a whole bag of jellybeans up their ass"
March 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Your outie can put a whole bag of jellybeans up their ass"
I am merely a heated pad on the chair that my cats sit on
March 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I am merely a heated pad on the chair that my cats sit on
The difference in freshness and quality of produce from Walmart compared to other stores is insane. I have part of a bell pepper that I baught at Costco over a month ago and it's still fine. The pack of poblanos I bought from Walmart 5 days ago is shriveled and rotting already. #fuckwalmart
March 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The difference in freshness and quality of produce from Walmart compared to other stores is insane. I have part of a bell pepper that I baught at Costco over a month ago and it's still fine. The pack of poblanos I bought from Walmart 5 days ago is shriveled and rotting already. #fuckwalmart
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Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book! Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book! Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book! Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book! Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
Do Not Buy Chuck Schumer's Book!
About a third of the way through "The Menu" and what the fuck
March 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
About a third of the way through "The Menu" and what the fuck