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“To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined by Daddy for being a bad, bad girl,” said the 26-year-old “Espresso” singer theonion.com/sabrina...
Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover
LOS ANGELES—Faced with criticism after posting the suggestive cover of her forthcoming album Man’s Best Friend, pop star Sabrina Carpenter released a statement Monday assuring her fans that Daddy will punish her over it. “To any of my fans who were offended by the provocative album artwork, please know that I will be appropriately disciplined […]
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June 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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The U.S. is the only major country on Earth that does not guarantee workers a paid vacation.

When a husband, wife & kids are unable to spend any time together on vacation, that is not a family value. It's an attack on everything a family is supposed to stand for.

Unacceptable.
April 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
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February 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Egyptologists Unearth Depictions Of Simple Ramps, Levers Aliens Used To Build Pyramids
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January 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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So true.
January 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM