TheLemonTree
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ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval
September 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ya sex is nice but have you ever made a particularly pertinent comment during book club and everyone starts snapping in approval
Can NASA hurry up launch me into the Sun. I'm tired of peoples' mouth noises.
December 2, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Can NASA hurry up launch me into the Sun. I'm tired of peoples' mouth noises.
Babe, if I was one of those little yappy white dogs would you still love me?
Yes I will bite your hand every chance I get.
Yes I will cry when my food is not exactly where it was yesterday.
Yes I will outlive you.
Yes I will traumatise any of your remaining family members.
Yes I will bite your hand every chance I get.
Yes I will cry when my food is not exactly where it was yesterday.
Yes I will outlive you.
Yes I will traumatise any of your remaining family members.
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Babe, if I was one of those little yappy white dogs would you still love me?
Yes I will bite your hand every chance I get.
Yes I will cry when my food is not exactly where it was yesterday.
Yes I will outlive you.
Yes I will traumatise any of your remaining family members.
Yes I will bite your hand every chance I get.
Yes I will cry when my food is not exactly where it was yesterday.
Yes I will outlive you.
Yes I will traumatise any of your remaining family members.
Ladies and Gentalmen, please enjoy my scream into the void....
November 27, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Ladies and Gentalmen, please enjoy my scream into the void....