makes you wonder how much the conservatives on the court are also in a fantasy political world

Finally, I can get one of those bank accounts you need an implanted microchip with “666” on it to use, just like the ‘90s conspiracy theorists said.

also on top of all the usual, just.... imagining my armageddon-obsessed fundie family in the 80s, if there was somebody named "Mr Beast" who wanted to start Doing Money