The Gills
@the-gills.bsky.social
We came
We saw
Sat on lucrative property price inflation
And now we’re cashing in.
We may have a surprise for you before we go 😏😏
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
We saw
Sat on lucrative property price inflation
And now we’re cashing in.
We may have a surprise for you before we go 😏😏
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
July 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We came
We saw
Sat on lucrative property price inflation
And now we’re cashing in.
We may have a surprise for you before we go 😏😏
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
We saw
Sat on lucrative property price inflation
And now we’re cashing in.
We may have a surprise for you before we go 😏😏
@keriwarbis.bsky.social
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
May 19, 2025 at 6:54 AM
That was close.
I told Mick “no guests” for exactly this reason.
Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; it’d be just a small step for her to alert Ambridge’s finest detective… then they’d find it!!!
😳😳😳
(Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)
#TheArchers
I told Mick “no guests” for exactly this reason.
Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; it’d be just a small step for her to alert Ambridge’s finest detective… then they’d find it!!!
😳😳😳
(Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)
#TheArchers
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
That was close.
I told Mick “no guests” for exactly this reason.
Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; it’d be just a small step for her to alert Ambridge’s finest detective… then they’d find it!!!
😳😳😳
(Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)
#TheArchers
I told Mick “no guests” for exactly this reason.
Just imagine, Fallon getting nosy; it’d be just a small step for her to alert Ambridge’s finest detective… then they’d find it!!!
😳😳😳
(Gotta keep tabs on those two - Good job I left the cameras on in the sauna.)
#TheArchers
It’s so good to have one of the village’s most admired and cultured couples housesit for us. We know our home couldn’t be in better hands. Thank you Michael and Joy.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It’s so good to have one of the village’s most admired and cultured couples housesit for us. We know our home couldn’t be in better hands. Thank you Michael and Joy.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
We do appreciate Jez E's curiosity and Liam's plea, but we can't promose that you'll see any more of us in 2025 than you did in 2024 - We do love the shadows - but you never know!
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
January 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We do appreciate Jez E's curiosity and Liam's plea, but we can't promose that you'll see any more of us in 2025 than you did in 2024 - We do love the shadows - but you never know!
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#TheArchers
So. Where were you all?
We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!!
Shocking! It’s not as if there’s anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening.
We’ve learned our lesson I guess.
Peasants!
#TheArchers
We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!!
Shocking! It’s not as if there’s anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening.
We’ve learned our lesson I guess.
Peasants!
#TheArchers
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December 26, 2024 at 8:32 AM
So. Where were you all?
We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!!
Shocking! It’s not as if there’s anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening.
We’ve learned our lesson I guess.
Peasants!
#TheArchers
We had mountains of food, gallons of booze and party games all ready, and not one person turned up!!
Shocking! It’s not as if there’s anything better to do at 7:00pm on a Wednesday evening.
We’ve learned our lesson I guess.
Peasants!
#TheArchers
We’ve all woken up full of Christmas cheer, which might have something to do with the lovely singing last night.
So we’ve taken a decision … it’s open house at ours tonight, and you’re ALL invited.
7:00pm.
Don’t be late. We have surprises!!
See you all later.
#TheArchers
So we’ve taken a decision … it’s open house at ours tonight, and you’re ALL invited.
7:00pm.
Don’t be late. We have surprises!!
See you all later.
#TheArchers
December 25, 2024 at 7:50 AM
We’ve all woken up full of Christmas cheer, which might have something to do with the lovely singing last night.
So we’ve taken a decision … it’s open house at ours tonight, and you’re ALL invited.
7:00pm.
Don’t be late. We have surprises!!
See you all later.
#TheArchers
So we’ve taken a decision … it’s open house at ours tonight, and you’re ALL invited.
7:00pm.
Don’t be late. We have surprises!!
See you all later.
#TheArchers
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
We’ve been away.
Can’t say where.
Need-To-Know.
Got back to learn that you’ve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that we’re the target!
Well I’m reporting it to @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social so expect the knock any moment!
#TheArchers
We’ve been away.
Can’t say where.
Need-To-Know.
Got back to learn that you’ve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that we’re the target!
Well I’m reporting it to @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social so expect the knock any moment!
#TheArchers
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December 16, 2024 at 6:10 AM
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social
We’ve been away.
Can’t say where.
Need-To-Know.
Got back to learn that you’ve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that we’re the target!
Well I’m reporting it to @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social so expect the knock any moment!
#TheArchers
We’ve been away.
Can’t say where.
Need-To-Know.
Got back to learn that you’ve been engaging in a conspiracy to incite riot and mayhem - and that we’re the target!
Well I’m reporting it to @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social so expect the knock any moment!
#TheArchers
While we’re on the subject of scams, I’d just like to point out that someone has managed to keep our Ambridge ambitions concealed for some considerable time.
Just saying.
#TheArchers
Just saying.
#TheArchers
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November 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
While we’re on the subject of scams, I’d just like to point out that someone has managed to keep our Ambridge ambitions concealed for some considerable time.
Just saying.
#TheArchers
Just saying.
#TheArchers
Just to reassure you, nobody has turned up at ours seeking holiday accommodation.
In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours.
We like it that way.
In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours.
We like it that way.
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November 26, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Just to reassure you, nobody has turned up at ours seeking holiday accommodation.
In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours.
We like it that way.
In fact, nobody ever turns up at ours.
We like it that way.
Weren’t The Gills suspected of taking it out of the skip? At least by us if not the SWs! #TheArchers
November 18, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I just want to mention - we didn’t need to spend £20k when we moved in, though for a while I did want to rip out this appalling kitchen.
Would have done as well, but they discovered a toxic waste reservoir underneath the island.
(Gotta love a kitchen island).
#TheArchers
Would have done as well, but they discovered a toxic waste reservoir underneath the island.
(Gotta love a kitchen island).
#TheArchers
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I just want to mention - we didn’t need to spend £20k when we moved in, though for a while I did want to rip out this appalling kitchen.
Would have done as well, but they discovered a toxic waste reservoir underneath the island.
(Gotta love a kitchen island).
#TheArchers
Would have done as well, but they discovered a toxic waste reservoir underneath the island.
(Gotta love a kitchen island).
#TheArchers
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🚨HERE WE GO! Gary Lineker to be unveiled as new Archbishop of Canterbury in January transfer window. Rumours of Justin Welby going the other way to present the BBC's News at Ten as yet unconfirmed.
November 12, 2024 at 3:38 PM
🚨HERE WE GO! Gary Lineker to be unveiled as new Archbishop of Canterbury in January transfer window. Rumours of Justin Welby going the other way to present the BBC's News at Ten as yet unconfirmed.
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I've seen quite a few people confused about who the current queen is, seemingly due to the longevity of the previous title holder. I have a simple solution: behead the monarch every five years to prevent over familiarity. Petition to follow.
November 13, 2024 at 12:49 AM
I've seen quite a few people confused about who the current queen is, seemingly due to the longevity of the previous title holder. I have a simple solution: behead the monarch every five years to prevent over familiarity. Petition to follow.
I’ll remind you that this puerile behaviour is being noted. Adolescent sniggering is not what we moved to Ambridge for.
We’re watching. There’s nothing to laugh at. We’re ecologists ourselves. And animal lovers.
I’ll leave it for now.
There’s a hungry pussy here that needs attention.
#TheArchers
We’re watching. There’s nothing to laugh at. We’re ecologists ourselves. And animal lovers.
I’ll leave it for now.
There’s a hungry pussy here that needs attention.
#TheArchers
November 13, 2024 at 12:41 AM
I’ll remind you that this puerile behaviour is being noted. Adolescent sniggering is not what we moved to Ambridge for.
We’re watching. There’s nothing to laugh at. We’re ecologists ourselves. And animal lovers.
I’ll leave it for now.
There’s a hungry pussy here that needs attention.
#TheArchers
We’re watching. There’s nothing to laugh at. We’re ecologists ourselves. And animal lovers.
I’ll leave it for now.
There’s a hungry pussy here that needs attention.
#TheArchers
Someone posted a Starter Pack for #TheArchers and now I’ve lost it. If anyone has it handy could you re-post please?
November 9, 2024 at 11:15 AM
Someone posted a Starter Pack for #TheArchers and now I’ve lost it. If anyone has it handy could you re-post please?
In this house we avoid mewserlee for breakfast. It seems the wrong thing to eat just after the sun has gone down.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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November 8, 2024 at 10:19 AM
In this house we avoid mewserlee for breakfast. It seems the wrong thing to eat just after the sun has gone down.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social Well. Thank you Matthew I don’t think! I’m looking at a wreck of a kitchen. There’s Ginger Tipsy Trifle up the wall and Walter Gabriel’s Gingernuts smashed on the floor. I’m dreading Spooky Night! #TheArchers
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October 21, 2024 at 8:31 PM
@thecidershedpod.bsky.social Well. Thank you Matthew I don’t think! I’m looking at a wreck of a kitchen. There’s Ginger Tipsy Trifle up the wall and Walter Gabriel’s Gingernuts smashed on the floor. I’m dreading Spooky Night! #TheArchers
There’s a rumour going round in the Book Of Face that we’re the wealthiest in the village. I just have to say there’s more to life etc, and money can’t buy a happy wife - though, @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social - message from Fallon: “pull ya finger out!”
I’m off to the accountant.
#TheArchers
I’m off to the accountant.
#TheArchers
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September 26, 2024 at 10:26 AM
There’s a rumour going round in the Book Of Face that we’re the wealthiest in the village. I just have to say there’s more to life etc, and money can’t buy a happy wife - though, @sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social - message from Fallon: “pull ya finger out!”
I’m off to the accountant.
#TheArchers
I’m off to the accountant.
#TheArchers
@sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social
Are you ok mate?
Need to talk?
If you want to pop round for a chat just say, (it’ll have to be through the letter box, because - you know - ssshhhh, but I’m a good listener).
#TheArchers
Are you ok mate?
Need to talk?
If you want to pop round for a chat just say, (it’ll have to be through the letter box, because - you know - ssshhhh, but I’m a good listener).
#TheArchers
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September 25, 2024 at 6:00 AM
@sgtharrisonburns.bsky.social
Are you ok mate?
Need to talk?
If you want to pop round for a chat just say, (it’ll have to be through the letter box, because - you know - ssshhhh, but I’m a good listener).
#TheArchers
Are you ok mate?
Need to talk?
If you want to pop round for a chat just say, (it’ll have to be through the letter box, because - you know - ssshhhh, but I’m a good listener).
#TheArchers
Table sabbotage is no laughing matter. It’s got to be done just right - and with discretion! Practicing in advance is key, otherwise it could lead not only to failure - but to getting spotted. It’s something we know only too well.
👀👀🤫🤫🤫
#TheArchers
👀👀🤫🤫🤫
#TheArchers
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September 25, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Table sabbotage is no laughing matter. It’s got to be done just right - and with discretion! Practicing in advance is key, otherwise it could lead not only to failure - but to getting spotted. It’s something we know only too well.
👀👀🤫🤫🤫
#TheArchers
👀👀🤫🤫🤫
#TheArchers
I’m not saying Jazzer didn’t need help with his act of horticultural larceny, but I am saying I was home at the time, right? I had nothing to do with it, yeah? And no one can prove otherwise!
#NoFaceNoCase
#TheArchers
#NoFaceNoCase
#TheArchers
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September 21, 2024 at 9:47 AM
I’m not saying Jazzer didn’t need help with his act of horticultural larceny, but I am saying I was home at the time, right? I had nothing to do with it, yeah? And no one can prove otherwise!
#NoFaceNoCase
#TheArchers
#NoFaceNoCase
#TheArchers
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Reform has been shown repeatedly to lie outright about immigration, and use language liable to stoke division. Ahead of its party conference, it's important to recognise that they do not represent the majority view and should not be pandered to. #R4today
www.redpepper.org.uk/society/migr...
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Immigration is not the issue - Red Pepper
Immigration is not a real concern for voters, but the language around it is a major problem, writes Daniel Sohege
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September 20, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Reform has been shown repeatedly to lie outright about immigration, and use language liable to stoke division. Ahead of its party conference, it's important to recognise that they do not represent the majority view and should not be pandered to. #R4today
www.redpepper.org.uk/society/migr...
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