trans rights are human rights dammit!!!!!

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment.

I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.

And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately

A lot of you have never worked in the service industry and it really shows.

When I say Bluesky is a bizarre and exciting experiment, this is both /not at all/ and /exactly/ what I mean.

Gotta love the Dead Kennedys

At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

Bank account: *has money in it*

Me: “Cool I can buy this thing!!”

Bank account: *now has less money in it*

Me: “What the fuck where did my money go how did this happen?”

DS lite! 🍓✨

#lowpoly

The drive

The engagement system on this platform feels like old Twitter. My timeline is nothing but positive messages, games, animals, and creative works. All of my posts are exploding with positive replies.

Not going back.
This rocks.