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Lauren Fish 💥✨
@the-fish-08.bsky.social
28 followers 11 following 14 posts
Yes that is my real last name. Yes I’ve heard every joke. Yes I still use it everywhere because god has given me a rare opportunity to be funny.
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the-fish-08.bsky.social
Like it’s really got it all.

The main cast is this deadbeat average gym owner, pirate,
bisexual woman lawyer, loverboy outcast teenager, weirdo guy who finds love with another weirdo, “normal” guy with excellent gaydar,
all led by a fucking army veteran dodgeball coach.
Line up from left to right is the dodgeball team in yellow sports outfits. Steve the pirate has a red bandana on his head with long wavy ginger hair he’s got a pirate style belt around his uniform and knee high pirate boots. Next is Owen who is a very lanky and skinny guy with greasy flat hair. Then it’s Justin who is slightly shorter looking like your average teenage boy outcast with short flat brown hair with a spiked fringe. In the middle is Kate who is the shortest on the team. She’s holding a blue and red dodgeball and her blond hair is in two braids. Then is Peter who looks like an average guy. Tallest build and not much to say other than he looks like someone’s regular uncle who plays video games and yells at kids over Xbox voice chat. Next to him is Dwight who is a bald guy with a headband on. He looks like the most physically able of the group. Finally there is Gordon who is a shorter less built guy. He looks like he could work in finance and not run a whole mile. He’s wearing clear sports goggle glasses. Patches O’houlighan is a man with grey hair down to his shoulders. He has scattered grey facial hair and is wearing a leather bomber jacket covered in different patriotic patches. He is in a wheelchair which is slightly out of frame but important to note.
May 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the-fish-08.bsky.social
True that. BUT STILL.
May 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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hollowtones.bsky.social
u get one bite of a good tortilla u know the world will never be the same again
May 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
the-fish-08.bsky.social
NOOOOO, EATING TERRIBLE. I LIVE OFF A DIET OF TEA AND UNDERCOOKED UNSEASONED CHICKEN. THERES NOTHING GOOD TO EAT!!!!!!!!
May 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
the-fish-08.bsky.social
Dude I’m fresh out the metaphorical womb of this app. My account is five minutes old. Spare me
May 26, 2025 at 10:57 AM