Lauren Fish 💥✨
@the-fish-08.bsky.social
Yes that is my real last name. Yes I’ve heard every joke. Yes I still use it everywhere because god has given me a rare opportunity to be funny.
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Be warned - do not eat me for I am just like you. I have memories and emotions. Yes i am in the shape of a pear. A food you eat nicefully. But i am human as well. Befriend me. Do. Not. Eat me
July 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Be warned - do not eat me for I am just like you. I have memories and emotions. Yes i am in the shape of a pear. A food you eat nicefully. But i am human as well. Befriend me. Do. Not. Eat me
People who believe in an afterlife are getting it wrong
You picture a perfect place for you and then wait till you die to enjoy it when you should be trying to create it on earth
Y’all only doing half the equation and taking the metaphor out of the metaphor
You picture a perfect place for you and then wait till you die to enjoy it when you should be trying to create it on earth
Y’all only doing half the equation and taking the metaphor out of the metaphor
June 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
People who believe in an afterlife are getting it wrong
You picture a perfect place for you and then wait till you die to enjoy it when you should be trying to create it on earth
Y’all only doing half the equation and taking the metaphor out of the metaphor
You picture a perfect place for you and then wait till you die to enjoy it when you should be trying to create it on earth
Y’all only doing half the equation and taking the metaphor out of the metaphor
Thinking about the time in my early highscool science class where we were asked to describe how to make a cup of tea to an alien using scientific terms and I was so detailed in my answer I ran out of time.
I was describing each and every ingredient and where they could commonly be found and shit.
I was describing each and every ingredient and where they could commonly be found and shit.
June 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Thinking about the time in my early highscool science class where we were asked to describe how to make a cup of tea to an alien using scientific terms and I was so detailed in my answer I ran out of time.
I was describing each and every ingredient and where they could commonly be found and shit.
I was describing each and every ingredient and where they could commonly be found and shit.
Something about the privilege of forgetting that people are actually homophobic till some dickhead decides to remind you
But how awesome is it that I was able to forget in the first place? Love was winning and continues to win despite the junkie on the bus being a wanker!
But how awesome is it that I was able to forget in the first place? Love was winning and continues to win despite the junkie on the bus being a wanker!
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Something about the privilege of forgetting that people are actually homophobic till some dickhead decides to remind you
But how awesome is it that I was able to forget in the first place? Love was winning and continues to win despite the junkie on the bus being a wanker!
But how awesome is it that I was able to forget in the first place? Love was winning and continues to win despite the junkie on the bus being a wanker!
It was my cousins birthday yesterday and we were talking about games and Nintendo and stuff. I accidentally reminded him of the switch 2 launch and he said he was gonna go buy it. Que the next few hours of me completely 180ing and eventually ending with we should go back to rocks and sticks.
June 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It was my cousins birthday yesterday and we were talking about games and Nintendo and stuff. I accidentally reminded him of the switch 2 launch and he said he was gonna go buy it. Que the next few hours of me completely 180ing and eventually ending with we should go back to rocks and sticks.
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We have uploaded our first hotfix patch for DELTARUNE on Steam! Steam should update the game automatically, all you have to do is launch the game again after. Now, back to fixing the next set of bugs...
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We have uploaded our first hotfix patch for DELTARUNE on Steam! Steam should update the game automatically, all you have to do is launch the game again after. Now, back to fixing the next set of bugs...
HOLY SHIT HE SAID THE THING!!!!! THE THING, GUYS!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!!
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
HOLY SHIT HE SAID THE THING!!!!! THE THING, GUYS!!!! HE SAID IT!!!!!!!
Love when the video game has moral implications. Yesss I love being rewarded with allies for not being an asshole to the coded creatures!!
May 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Love when the video game has moral implications. Yesss I love being rewarded with allies for not being an asshole to the coded creatures!!
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What’s the name of this kid? Seriously I don’t remember.
1. Lancer
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Mr. Generosity
1. Lancer
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Mr. Generosity
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What’s the name of this kid? Seriously I don’t remember.
1. Lancer
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Mr. Generosity
1. Lancer
2. Dancer
3. Prancer
4. Mr. Generosity
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DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
May 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
DELTARUNE in one week.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Muting every brand and news account I see on this app I literally do not care if woman in Pennsylvania found worlds largest crisp shaped like Jesus and became a millionaire
May 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Muting every brand and news account I see on this app I literally do not care if woman in Pennsylvania found worlds largest crisp shaped like Jesus and became a millionaire
HOLY SHIT ITS ME!!!! THE L4D2 PHASE WAS SIX MONTHS AGO?!??!
me and my friend just got left 4 dead 2 for the first time yesterday in light of the steam sale
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highlight of my week was watching batman, superman and coachella try to get past night five in fnaf 1… and these screenshots
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highlight of my week was watching batman, superman and coachella try to get past night five in fnaf 1… and these screenshots
May 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
HOLY SHIT ITS ME!!!! THE L4D2 PHASE WAS SIX MONTHS AGO?!??!
First original post on this site and I had to share the joy I had at discovering this movie yesterday. This is the greatest movie of all time and it’s my new life’s goal to find a second hand copy somewhere to keep forever.
May 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
First original post on this site and I had to share the joy I had at discovering this movie yesterday. This is the greatest movie of all time and it’s my new life’s goal to find a second hand copy somewhere to keep forever.
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u get one bite of a good tortilla u know the world will never be the same again
May 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
u get one bite of a good tortilla u know the world will never be the same again
Let me at least ATTEMPT to learn how this app works before you hunt me for sport, JESUS.
@the-fish-08.bsky.social gonna kill you meybe?
May 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Let me at least ATTEMPT to learn how this app works before you hunt me for sport, JESUS.
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@the-fish-08.bsky.social gonna kill you meybe?
May 26, 2025 at 10:55 AM
@the-fish-08.bsky.social gonna kill you meybe?