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The Farmster
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Geordie born but living in Sheffield.

Proudest achievement is my two Yorkshire born kids being Mags.

Too left leaning to enjoy the Bond-Villains platform.

Dabbles in running, cats, beer, and all things black and white.

Up the Mags.

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If you have followed me and I have not followed you back (particularly if you have picked me up in one of those excellent #NUFC starter packs) nudge me and I will follow back.

This place has gone bonkers in the last week.

Literally gone from 10 notifications in 3 months to about 300 in a week.
F*** knows where #NUFC go from here
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
A burst tyre.

Tragic.

That’s all.

#LFC
Awful news.

Desperately sad.

RIP Diogo Jota.

Thoughts with his family, friends, and all connected with him and all at #LFC
July 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Awful news.

Desperately sad.

RIP Diogo Jota.

Thoughts with his family, friends, and all connected with him and all at #LFC
July 3, 2025 at 9:00 AM
#Glastonbury2025 #Glastonbury #GlastonburyFestival

I absolutely love #WunderHorse

Exceptionally good band.
June 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Good lord that’s an awful opening.

#NUFC
June 18, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Really controversial take.

More controversial than anything said yesterday.

I would keep Pope as number one for another season.

The cost needed to get a “number one” keeper who offers a worthwhile increase in skill / performance level would be a vast investment.

#NUFC
May 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Going to stick my neck out and suggest an element of semi-truth in this.

Home losses against Brighton, West Ham, Bournemouth, Fulham, and Everton suggest to me there are issues to be worked on.

There is absolutely a theme of #NUFC “not being up for it” when “middle of the road” teams visit.
I’m going in now with my controversial opinion.

The league cup win has masked an AWFUL league campaign, where a lot has been got wrong and bottled. Winnable games binned off by shit selection and tactics.

#NUFC
May 26, 2025 at 7:25 AM
It was an over reaction when it looked like Villa had just gone 1 up.

I look a fool. Delighted to.

I deserve stick.

#NUFC
I’m going in now with my controversial opinion.

The league cup win has masked an AWFUL league campaign, where a lot has been got wrong and bottled. Winnable games binned off by shit selection and tactics.

#NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Only #NUFC could make qualifying for the CL a miserable experience.

Knew we’d slip to #EFC

But glad I went early to tempt fate, look an idiot and get us in there. 😃
I’m going in now with my controversial opinion.

The league cup win has masked an AWFUL league campaign, where a lot has been got wrong and bottled. Winnable games binned off by shit selection and tactics.

#NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And as soon as I say that, the 1-0 I thought was for Villa is for Man Utd.

#NUFC
I’m going in now with my controversial opinion.

The league cup win has masked an AWFUL league campaign, where a lot has been got wrong and bottled. Winnable games binned off by shit selection and tactics.

#NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I’m going in now with my controversial opinion.

The league cup win has masked an AWFUL league campaign, where a lot has been got wrong and bottled. Winnable games binned off by shit selection and tactics.

#NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Even if we recover major squad surgery is needed.

Some of them are plain shit.

Some of them look like they don’t give a fuck any more.

Howe has also got this massively wrong today. Sometimes I don’t know what he’s thinking.

#NUFC #EFC #NEWEVE
May 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
FFS get your act together. #NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hope Howe is pro-active and not re-active today.

#NUFC
May 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If #NUFC were the last opponents at Goodison I would be mega worried today.

But an #EFC with nothing to play for, who had their emotional big occasion last weekend. Who are missing players. Who can’t finish anywhere else from their current position. Who are done for the season.

I’m terrified.
May 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
#SUFC attacking play and decision making was retarded, frankly.

Not a brain cell between their attacking players. Awful.

Oh well. See you next season, #SAFC
May 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#SUFC decision making is fucking awful.

Really poor.

#SAFC will probably go on and win this now
May 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Rivalry aside I feel for O’Nien.

Not nice that.

Nasty injury.

#SAFC #SUFC
May 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Wife has leant me one of her #SUFC shirts.

Do you know what?

I’ve gone for it.

One day only.
May 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Choosing #LFC against #CPFC when there is NOTHING riding on the outcome is absolutely peak #skysports #SkysportsFootball

Yes, they’re champions.

But it’s a pointless dead-rubber with nothing on it.

Peak sky sports this.
May 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
There are people worrying that “failing to beat a depleted #EFC with nothing to play for would be peak #NUFC”.

No. “Peak #NUFC” would be us beating Everton, but #AVFC winning 27-0 away at #MUFC.
May 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Reposted by The Farmster
Eddie Howe apparently showed our lads a PowerPoint presentation at half-time in the Carabao Cup final which demonstrated our consistent drop-off in performance levels in the second half of matches.

It obviously worked that day.

But the problem hasn't been fixed. #nufc
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Disappointing today.

Gordon not dissimilar to Duff was away to Villa all those years ago.

Looked like he didn’t give a shit what the final score was.

#NUFC #AFC #ARSNEW
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Every so often Gordon looks like he couldn’t give a shit.

Today is one of those days.

#NUFC #AFC #ARSNEW
May 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Unless Isak is fit for the #NUFC v #EFC match, we aren’t getting top 5
May 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM