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Neighbourhood dogs enjoy ‘top-notch’ two-hour barking session buff.ly/osQAN23
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Neighbourhood dogs enjoy ‘top-notch’ two-hour barking session buff.ly/osQAN23
I also was thinking ‘nipples’ when I met Kate Winslet, confirms King buff.ly/mE9vUR4
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I also was thinking ‘nipples’ when I met Kate Winslet, confirms King buff.ly/mE9vUR4
Save tiny amount of money by doing stuff that's a massive pain in the arse, says consumer expert buff.ly/SJ1wcJh
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Save tiny amount of money by doing stuff that's a massive pain in the arse, says consumer expert buff.ly/SJ1wcJh
Man who claims ‘I’m a bit of a night owl,’ actually just a lazy twat buff.ly/C6d8Ylo
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Man who claims ‘I’m a bit of a night owl,’ actually just a lazy twat buff.ly/C6d8Ylo
Why I tracked and killed the seagull who nicked my chips, by Cynthia Erivo buff.ly/kI0MuKV
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why I tracked and killed the seagull who nicked my chips, by Cynthia Erivo buff.ly/kI0MuKV
‘How much do you pay for petrol?’: Unanswerable father-in-law questions buff.ly/H383MDg
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
‘How much do you pay for petrol?’: Unanswerable father-in-law questions buff.ly/H383MDg
The five Pornhub videos that tell the real story of the UK’s Covid response buff.ly/emH49Qn
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The five Pornhub videos that tell the real story of the UK’s Covid response buff.ly/emH49Qn
Here’s your f**king photos of snow you won’t stop sending, says media buff.ly/bsuIMA9
November 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Here’s your f**king photos of snow you won’t stop sending, says media buff.ly/bsuIMA9
How to cope with feeling sad for people who own £2 million houses buff.ly/CCQDqcg
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
How to cope with feeling sad for people who own £2 million houses buff.ly/CCQDqcg
Female friendships 'exhausting', women confirm buff.ly/Ijge8fs
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Female friendships 'exhausting', women confirm buff.ly/Ijge8fs
Dog can’t wait for owners to come home and see what he’s done with the place buff.ly/Rylbquy
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dog can’t wait for owners to come home and see what he’s done with the place buff.ly/Rylbquy
Trump explains some authoritarian regimes dislike journalists and wish them dismembered buff.ly/e3gz1Uu
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trump explains some authoritarian regimes dislike journalists and wish them dismembered buff.ly/e3gz1Uu
Six car stickers for pathetic wankers buff.ly/4CnWsor
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Six car stickers for pathetic wankers buff.ly/4CnWsor
Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told buff.ly/waSPhjv
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told buff.ly/waSPhjv
I’m the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files buff.ly/xP0o5RV
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files buff.ly/xP0o5RV
Your profession, and what swearword describes you buff.ly/jQjmJQL
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Your profession, and what swearword describes you buff.ly/jQjmJQL
Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half buff.ly/VCk3gev
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half buff.ly/VCk3gev
Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz buff.ly/1vCN4Aj
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz buff.ly/1vCN4Aj
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson buff.ly/0tpmJ72
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson buff.ly/0tpmJ72
Woman realises her entire romantic life has been making herself laugh in front of boring men buff.ly/O2l1N2y
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Woman realises her entire romantic life has been making herself laugh in front of boring men buff.ly/O2l1N2y
Pretentious couple convinced they are turning Scandinavian buff.ly/Fdvye5V
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pretentious couple convinced they are turning Scandinavian buff.ly/Fdvye5V
10 fictional characters you're meant to like but are wankers buff.ly/WGfm867
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
10 fictional characters you're meant to like but are wankers buff.ly/WGfm867
Bridget Jones statue doesn’t look like either Renee Zellweger buff.ly/2UjEBtS
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bridget Jones statue doesn’t look like either Renee Zellweger buff.ly/2UjEBtS
I’m a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where’s my Daily Mail article? buff.ly/P9NkpVc
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where’s my Daily Mail article? buff.ly/P9NkpVc