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Female friendships 'exhausting', women confirm buff.ly/Ijge8fs
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Female friendships 'exhausting', women confirm buff.ly/Ijge8fs
Dog can’t wait for owners to come home and see what he’s done with the place buff.ly/Rylbquy
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Dog can’t wait for owners to come home and see what he’s done with the place buff.ly/Rylbquy
Trump explains some authoritarian regimes dislike journalists and wish them dismembered buff.ly/e3gz1Uu
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Trump explains some authoritarian regimes dislike journalists and wish them dismembered buff.ly/e3gz1Uu
Six car stickers for pathetic wankers buff.ly/4CnWsor
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Six car stickers for pathetic wankers buff.ly/4CnWsor
Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Gen Z worker on mental health break after getting text that ended in full stop
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told buff.ly/waSPhjv
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Stop warning us about snow in Britain when you mean Scotland, forecasters told buff.ly/waSPhjv
I’m the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files buff.ly/xP0o5RV
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files buff.ly/xP0o5RV
Your profession, and what swearword describes you buff.ly/jQjmJQL
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Your profession, and what swearword describes you buff.ly/jQjmJQL
Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half buff.ly/VCk3gev
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half buff.ly/VCk3gev
Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz buff.ly/1vCN4Aj
November 19, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Is your post-coital behaviour romantic or off-putting? A quiz buff.ly/1vCN4Aj
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson buff.ly/0tpmJ72
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
How we met: Shabana Mahmood and Tommy Robinson buff.ly/0tpmJ72
Woman realises her entire romantic life has been making herself laugh in front of boring men buff.ly/O2l1N2y
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Woman realises her entire romantic life has been making herself laugh in front of boring men buff.ly/O2l1N2y
Pretentious couple convinced they are turning Scandinavian buff.ly/Fdvye5V
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pretentious couple convinced they are turning Scandinavian buff.ly/Fdvye5V
10 fictional characters you're meant to like but are wankers buff.ly/WGfm867
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
10 fictional characters you're meant to like but are wankers buff.ly/WGfm867
Bridget Jones statue doesn’t look like either Renee Zellweger buff.ly/2UjEBtS
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bridget Jones statue doesn’t look like either Renee Zellweger buff.ly/2UjEBtS
Revealed: The worst places to live in England, excluding London obviously
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Revealed: The worst places to live in England, excluding London obviously
Reasons why people get depressed in winter fairly obvious
Reasons why people get depressed in winter fairly obvious
RESEARCHERS into seasonal affective disorder believe it may be caused by everything being dark, cold and awful for months on end.
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November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Reasons why people get depressed in winter fairly obvious
I’m a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where’s my Daily Mail article? buff.ly/P9NkpVc
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’m a professional middle-class woman who smokes shitloads of weed. Where’s my Daily Mail article? buff.ly/P9NkpVc
Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart buff.ly/sX3XrFy
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sam Fender, and other artists whose songs are impossible to tell apart buff.ly/sX3XrFy
Our asylum policy is Nigel Farage’s testicles, says Labour, holding them up buff.ly/RXv6XuU
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Our asylum policy is Nigel Farage’s testicles, says Labour, holding them up buff.ly/RXv6XuU
Nothing more embarrassing than fancying someone buff.ly/263Ew3W
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Nothing more embarrassing than fancying someone buff.ly/263Ew3W
Tutor struggling to tell if absolutely dogshit essay is AI buff.ly/9yyPrOA
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Tutor struggling to tell if absolutely dogshit essay is AI buff.ly/9yyPrOA
Dramatically lower your standards, and five other brutal dating tips
Dramatically lower your standards, and five other brutal dating tips
NOT having much luck finding love? Here are some brutal dating tips to help you at least get a perfunctory shag.
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November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Dramatically lower your standards, and five other brutal dating tips
Can you solve this dad's text that is leaving his children stumped?
Can you solve this dad's text that is leaving his children stumped?
A SIMPLE monosyllabic text from a father has left his family scratching their heads. Can you make sense of it?
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November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Can you solve this dad's text that is leaving his children stumped?
Epstein files to be more disappointing than The Phantom Menace buff.ly/acPxW5W
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Epstein files to be more disappointing than The Phantom Menace buff.ly/acPxW5W