The Craig
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R.I.P Sabu. A true innovator and legend.
May 12, 2025 at 10:40 AM
R.I.P Sabu. A true innovator and legend.
I've had a striking epiphany that Sir Kier Starmers voice sounds like Greg Davies trying to do a Chris Eubank impression.
I cannot unhear that now
I cannot unhear that now
May 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I've had a striking epiphany that Sir Kier Starmers voice sounds like Greg Davies trying to do a Chris Eubank impression.
I cannot unhear that now
I cannot unhear that now
Sometimes I feel like an achievement/trophy banner should pop up for occasions like when you reference Trailer Park Boys in a political conversation
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sometimes I feel like an achievement/trophy banner should pop up for occasions like when you reference Trailer Park Boys in a political conversation
Wait, we're boycotting amazon THIS WEEK???
Why did nobody tell me? I could have waited a week for my dice goblin frenzy
Why did nobody tell me? I could have waited a week for my dice goblin frenzy
March 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wait, we're boycotting amazon THIS WEEK???
Why did nobody tell me? I could have waited a week for my dice goblin frenzy
Why did nobody tell me? I could have waited a week for my dice goblin frenzy
Always the same. You get asked what you want for your birthday, and your reply is "you honestly don't need to bother, please."
Then the day before you turn 36, you think of something that would be super useful or suitable, and it's too late to ask
Then the day before you turn 36, you think of something that would be super useful or suitable, and it's too late to ask
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Always the same. You get asked what you want for your birthday, and your reply is "you honestly don't need to bother, please."
Then the day before you turn 36, you think of something that would be super useful or suitable, and it's too late to ask
Then the day before you turn 36, you think of something that would be super useful or suitable, and it's too late to ask
Yesterday I thought that trumps ambitions for Greenland was to secure the northern passage and control shipping between Pacific and Atlantic.
This morning after watching clips of that speech, I'm now convinced. Trump wants to secure the northwest passage so Putin can access the Atlantic
This morning after watching clips of that speech, I'm now convinced. Trump wants to secure the northwest passage so Putin can access the Atlantic
March 5, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Yesterday I thought that trumps ambitions for Greenland was to secure the northern passage and control shipping between Pacific and Atlantic.
This morning after watching clips of that speech, I'm now convinced. Trump wants to secure the northwest passage so Putin can access the Atlantic
This morning after watching clips of that speech, I'm now convinced. Trump wants to secure the northwest passage so Putin can access the Atlantic
As I approach my birthday yet again, I can't help but look back at the guy I was 20 years ago. Sneakily trying to buy bottles of VK alcipops from home bargains so I could go to a house party.
Those things made me so ill!
Its funny how since I've switched to drinking spirits, I never throw up
Those things made me so ill!
Its funny how since I've switched to drinking spirits, I never throw up
March 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As I approach my birthday yet again, I can't help but look back at the guy I was 20 years ago. Sneakily trying to buy bottles of VK alcipops from home bargains so I could go to a house party.
Those things made me so ill!
Its funny how since I've switched to drinking spirits, I never throw up
Those things made me so ill!
Its funny how since I've switched to drinking spirits, I never throw up
I don't know if this "Florida man" story takes the prize for most "florida man" stupidity, but.... www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/u...
Jewish guy mistakes other Jews for Palestinians and tries to murder them in cold blood.
Holy fuck I'm glad I don't live in America right now
Jewish guy mistakes other Jews for Palestinians and tries to murder them in cold blood.
Holy fuck I'm glad I don't live in America right now
Florida man charged with attempted murder, accused of shooting tourists he thought were Palestinian | CNN
Mordechai Brafman is expected to be arraigned on two felony counts of attempted murder Tuesday after he allegedly shot and injured two men he thought were “Palestinian,” according to Miami Beach polic...
www.cnn.com
February 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I don't know if this "Florida man" story takes the prize for most "florida man" stupidity, but.... www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/u...
Jewish guy mistakes other Jews for Palestinians and tries to murder them in cold blood.
Holy fuck I'm glad I don't live in America right now
Jewish guy mistakes other Jews for Palestinians and tries to murder them in cold blood.
Holy fuck I'm glad I don't live in America right now
I think its funny, the last few days I've rekindled my love of Rooster Teeth and I'm watching back some old videos. So now I hear that some crusty old cockbite has bought Rooster Teeth and plans on making content again.
Now please excuse me whilst I rewatch Firefly again... for science
Now please excuse me whilst I rewatch Firefly again... for science
February 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think its funny, the last few days I've rekindled my love of Rooster Teeth and I'm watching back some old videos. So now I hear that some crusty old cockbite has bought Rooster Teeth and plans on making content again.
Now please excuse me whilst I rewatch Firefly again... for science
Now please excuse me whilst I rewatch Firefly again... for science
Honestly, watching the news can be super depressing. All that's happening is Putin trying to housetrain his new pet monkey.
February 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Honestly, watching the news can be super depressing. All that's happening is Putin trying to housetrain his new pet monkey.
24 hours ago I had my hope shattered and felt like I would never get a 2nd chance.
This morning, an old friend sends me a lifeline and a new job opportunity and how I have confidence again.
Bring it on. New day. New me
This morning, an old friend sends me a lifeline and a new job opportunity and how I have confidence again.
Bring it on. New day. New me
February 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
24 hours ago I had my hope shattered and felt like I would never get a 2nd chance.
This morning, an old friend sends me a lifeline and a new job opportunity and how I have confidence again.
Bring it on. New day. New me
This morning, an old friend sends me a lifeline and a new job opportunity and how I have confidence again.
Bring it on. New day. New me
Congratulations to the Philadelphia bird men in last night's American Rugby match. Played so well that the fascist dictator went home early, in defeat.
February 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Congratulations to the Philadelphia bird men in last night's American Rugby match. Played so well that the fascist dictator went home early, in defeat.
Rosen Auf Den Weg Gestreutn
You have to treat them nice and gentle
Do nothing rash, they're sensitive
You must be somewhat sentimental
Respectful of the way they live
Don't let your dogs attack them on the street
Embrace the fascists where you may meet
1/3
You have to treat them nice and gentle
Do nothing rash, they're sensitive
You must be somewhat sentimental
Respectful of the way they live
Don't let your dogs attack them on the street
Embrace the fascists where you may meet
1/3
February 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Rosen Auf Den Weg Gestreutn
You have to treat them nice and gentle
Do nothing rash, they're sensitive
You must be somewhat sentimental
Respectful of the way they live
Don't let your dogs attack them on the street
Embrace the fascists where you may meet
1/3
You have to treat them nice and gentle
Do nothing rash, they're sensitive
You must be somewhat sentimental
Respectful of the way they live
Don't let your dogs attack them on the street
Embrace the fascists where you may meet
1/3
Stolen from r/comics and u/neilkohney 1/7
February 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Stolen from r/comics and u/neilkohney 1/7
But what about DEI? can't be just blame dwarves?
February 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
But what about DEI? can't be just blame dwarves?
Anybody who immediately tries to defend a moron should immediately be disqualified from giving their opinions to the public forum.
January 31, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Anybody who immediately tries to defend a moron should immediately be disqualified from giving their opinions to the public forum.
Tonight's game of blood on the clocktower, from the perspective of @denzarki.bsky.social lol 😆
Next time, perhaps
Next time, perhaps
a man is holding a dinosaur with the words curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal written above him
ALT: a man is holding a dinosaur with the words curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal written above him
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Tonight's game of blood on the clocktower, from the perspective of @denzarki.bsky.social lol 😆
Next time, perhaps
Next time, perhaps
The height of adulting is being excited for a new pair of white laces for my Vans and a navy check shirt.
Cozy M-effer right now
Cozy M-effer right now
January 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The height of adulting is being excited for a new pair of white laces for my Vans and a navy check shirt.
Cozy M-effer right now
Cozy M-effer right now
Anybody else expecting Trump to turn on President Elon in the coming months, and Apartheid Clyde just admits to rigging the 2024 election for Trump, just to cause even more chaos?
January 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Anybody else expecting Trump to turn on President Elon in the coming months, and Apartheid Clyde just admits to rigging the 2024 election for Trump, just to cause even more chaos?
Okay, I didn't think I'd have to clarify this, but could the whole world please stop saying that Elon did a Sieg Heil because he's autistic.
As someone on the spectrum, and who's engaged to someone with aspergers, I am disgusted that anybody would suggest that autistic people just do nazi salutes
As someone on the spectrum, and who's engaged to someone with aspergers, I am disgusted that anybody would suggest that autistic people just do nazi salutes
January 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Okay, I didn't think I'd have to clarify this, but could the whole world please stop saying that Elon did a Sieg Heil because he's autistic.
As someone on the spectrum, and who's engaged to someone with aspergers, I am disgusted that anybody would suggest that autistic people just do nazi salutes
As someone on the spectrum, and who's engaged to someone with aspergers, I am disgusted that anybody would suggest that autistic people just do nazi salutes
MAGA seems to be at war with Christianity. Trump got hurt fee-fees over a female Bishop, and Newsmax are calling the Pope "Woke" for calling out racist bullshittery.
The MAGAts and far right Christian conservatives are starting a vendetta against Christianity because jesus didn't teach hatred. Lol
The MAGAts and far right Christian conservatives are starting a vendetta against Christianity because jesus didn't teach hatred. Lol
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
MAGA seems to be at war with Christianity. Trump got hurt fee-fees over a female Bishop, and Newsmax are calling the Pope "Woke" for calling out racist bullshittery.
The MAGAts and far right Christian conservatives are starting a vendetta against Christianity because jesus didn't teach hatred. Lol
The MAGAts and far right Christian conservatives are starting a vendetta against Christianity because jesus didn't teach hatred. Lol
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Did anybody else have "nazi salute to the music of Village People" on their 2025 bingo card?
a man stands at a podium in front of a screen that says live
ALT: a man stands at a podium in front of a screen that says live
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Did anybody else have "nazi salute to the music of Village People" on their 2025 bingo card?
I know that the gang rape story has gotten a lot of traction, thanks to a psychotic billionaire trying to topple a government on behalf of a fascist nationalist party, but labelling it as "Labour's Gang rape crisis" implies an awful lot, especially when these guys haven't been in power 6 months
January 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I know that the gang rape story has gotten a lot of traction, thanks to a psychotic billionaire trying to topple a government on behalf of a fascist nationalist party, but labelling it as "Labour's Gang rape crisis" implies an awful lot, especially when these guys haven't been in power 6 months
A person who speaks loudest about others, is usually speaking only about themselves
January 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
A person who speaks loudest about others, is usually speaking only about themselves