The Cheese Witch
@the-cheese-witch.bsky.social
Born in 1499 in what is now the rolling hills of New England. Lover of pizza and tacos. Dog freedom fighter. Explorer of the forest.💙🧙♀️
Lock them up!
March 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Lock them up!
Social experiment:
Whilst cooking pasta, do you-
1. Cook the pasta and then pour that dead red over the top?
2. Cook the pasta, reserving pasta water and then add pasta, sauce and water into a pan and cook?
Brits needn't reply. We already know.
Whilst cooking pasta, do you-
1. Cook the pasta and then pour that dead red over the top?
2. Cook the pasta, reserving pasta water and then add pasta, sauce and water into a pan and cook?
Brits needn't reply. We already know.
March 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Social experiment:
Whilst cooking pasta, do you-
1. Cook the pasta and then pour that dead red over the top?
2. Cook the pasta, reserving pasta water and then add pasta, sauce and water into a pan and cook?
Brits needn't reply. We already know.
Whilst cooking pasta, do you-
1. Cook the pasta and then pour that dead red over the top?
2. Cook the pasta, reserving pasta water and then add pasta, sauce and water into a pan and cook?
Brits needn't reply. We already know.
Illegally blocking funding to feed hungry kids will not make America great again.
January 29, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Illegally blocking funding to feed hungry kids will not make America great again.
This machine kills fascists
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January 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This machine kills fascists
Brady is the worst announcer I’ve ever heard. Bro has the personality of dirt @nflbluesky.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Brady is the worst announcer I’ve ever heard. Bro has the personality of dirt @nflbluesky.bsky.social
The Witch isn't gonna follow you or buy the OF. Do your thing tho💙
January 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Witch isn't gonna follow you or buy the OF. Do your thing tho💙
Fuck Carrie underwood and the horse she rode in on.
January 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Fuck Carrie underwood and the horse she rode in on.
The Witch got real plump this holiday season. Time to shred.
Right after all these leftovers
Right after all these leftovers
January 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Witch got real plump this holiday season. Time to shred.
Right after all these leftovers
Right after all these leftovers
I attribute all my parenting skills to Bluey's Mum and Dad.
Big shout out to Chilli and Bandit
Big shout out to Chilli and Bandit
December 27, 2024 at 11:08 PM
I attribute all my parenting skills to Bluey's Mum and Dad.
Big shout out to Chilli and Bandit
Big shout out to Chilli and Bandit
Merry Christmas all. Thanks for being you. That's just how I like you.💙
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December 25, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Merry Christmas all. Thanks for being you. That's just how I like you.💙
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33 and counting! I appreciate all the follows y'all.
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
33 and counting! I appreciate all the follows y'all.
God damnit the Jets are terrible.
December 2, 2024 at 12:19 AM
God damnit the Jets are terrible.
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The Witch help line is now open for all your Thanksgiving dinner questions. Don’t panic. I’m here to help.
November 28, 2024 at 2:32 PM
The Witch help line is now open for all your Thanksgiving dinner questions. Don’t panic. I’m here to help.
Yall, I need some new music recs. The Witch has been super into downtempo, electro pop lately.
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Yall, I need some new music recs. The Witch has been super into downtempo, electro pop lately.
@bgiesmann.bsky.social Bryce, am I your first follower?!! The Witch abides 🤙
November 19, 2024 at 4:03 PM
@bgiesmann.bsky.social Bryce, am I your first follower?!! The Witch abides 🤙
Guys! I’m up to 20 followers. This is incredible. I’m going to up my goal to 100 by the new year! Thanks everyone💙
November 18, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Guys! I’m up to 20 followers. This is incredible. I’m going to up my goal to 100 by the new year! Thanks everyone💙
I hope you all have a Gouda Monday!
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November 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I hope you all have a Gouda Monday!
Shooting for 20 followers by the new year.
What type of cheese is made backwards?
It's Edam...
I'm sorry
What type of cheese is made backwards?
It's Edam...
I'm sorry
November 18, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Shooting for 20 followers by the new year.
What type of cheese is made backwards?
It's Edam...
I'm sorry
What type of cheese is made backwards?
It's Edam...
I'm sorry
Like and follow for zero content!
November 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Like and follow for zero content!