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“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”
♡ + ↻ .ᐟ
⫘⫘⫘⛓️💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”
♡ + ↻ .ᐟ
⫘⫘⫘⛓️💥⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘
He holds up one finger on each hand. Then he bumps his hands together, holding up two fingers on one hand as if it had been transferred from the other.
❝ C'mon. Unless you're... chicken? ❞
〖 ✎... 〗
"Considering you have very little to gain from a second drive in my car, maybe you should just take the first drive and be happy!"
He holds up one finger on each hand. Then he bumps his hands together, holding up two fingers on one hand as if it had been transferred from the other.
❝ C'mon. Unless you're... chicken? ❞
〖 ✎... 〗
Michael pumps both fists now. He begins to chant.
❝ Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! ❞
He's so happy, he could explode! If he were a lesser man, he'd get up and high-five the other patrons. But he's bigger than that!
... He does high-five a guy passing by, though.
〖 ✎... 〗
"But you listened, isn't that wonderful?"
He sits back.
"You're on!"
He loses again.
Michael pumps both fists now. He begins to chant.
❝ Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! ❞
He's so happy, he could explode! If he were a lesser man, he'd get up and high-five the other patrons. But he's bigger than that!
... He does high-five a guy passing by, though.
〖 ✎... 〗
❝ What are you- ❞
He taps Ted on the nose.
❝ -going to do if I don't, Ted? ❞
He leans back, his arms behind his head.
❝ I don't think you have the heart to hurt li'l ol' me! ❞
〖 ✎... 〗
"Right! Now!"
❝ What are you- ❞
He taps Ted on the nose.
❝ -going to do if I don't, Ted? ❞
He leans back, his arms behind his head.
❝ I don't think you have the heart to hurt li'l ol' me! ❞
〖 ✎... 〗
❝ Yeah, right! I beat you fair and square! ❞
He snatches up his coins, holding them out.
❝ I even had two to spare! ❞
He slides some coins back to Ted.
〖 ✎... 〗
"It was my luck that did it! I gave you too much! I knew I should've measured it!"
They're perfect rivals.
❝ Yeah, right! I beat you fair and square! ❞
He snatches up his coins, holding them out.
❝ I even had two to spare! ❞
He slides some coins back to Ted.
〖 ✎... 〗
Booster finally finds a deck of cards. He snatches it up, moving over to the booth with a beaming grin.
❝ I'll give ya the rules, so listen up! ❞
He pulls out the deck, shuffling it in all kinds of ways as he speaks.
〖 ✎... 〗
He grins and sits down.
He takes another sip of his beer.
Booster finally finds a deck of cards. He snatches it up, moving over to the booth with a beaming grin.
❝ I'll give ya the rules, so listen up! ❞
He pulls out the deck, shuffling it in all kinds of ways as he speaks.
〖 ✎... 〗
❝ Hell yeah! Good beer, good buddy- what could be better?? ❞
He glances over his shoulder at the pile of games. It does look smaller...
❝ The puzzle! Damn! ❞
Ted liked that puzzle! Booster... liked the art.
〖 ✎... 〗
"We almost lost twenty of the pieces the last time we took it out, and now all 500 are missing! Or...elsewhere!"
Another turn.
"Okay, everything else is the same."
❝ Hell yeah! Good beer, good buddy- what could be better?? ❞
He glances over his shoulder at the pile of games. It does look smaller...
❝ The puzzle! Damn! ❞
Ted liked that puzzle! Booster... liked the art.
〖 ✎... 〗
He fans himself. Then, he looks into an imaginary camera.
❝ Good thing I've good Boosterade to boost my electrolytes and keep me hydrated! ❞
He's holding up his hand... but he's not even holding anything.
He fans himself. Then, he looks into an imaginary camera.
❝ Good thing I've good Boosterade to boost my electrolytes and keep me hydrated! ❞
He's holding up his hand... but he's not even holding anything.
He flashes Bart a grin.
He rubs his chin.
❝ I'm gonna have to figure out what's stopping the kid from going back. ❞
He flashes Bart a grin.
・𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚞・
┏ ┓
ᴍᴄᴜʀᴘ
ᴀᴜʀᴘ
ᴍᴠʀᴘ
┗ ┛
𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡
・𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚢 𝙻𝚎𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚞・
┏ ┓
ᴍᴄᴜʀᴘ
ᴀᴜʀᴘ
ᴍᴠʀᴘ
┗ ┛
𝙾𝚌𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍 ♡
❝Because 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀
have to pay the price,
accept your 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
as 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲.❞
───── ⋆⋅🧑⚖️🦹⋅⋆ ─────
❝Because 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀
have to pay the price,
accept your 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
as 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲.❞
───── ⋆⋅🧑⚖️🦹⋅⋆ ─────
❝Is this what's left of me? Debilitated life— look back and see nothing but my self wasted.
⠀
Is this what's left of me? What’s left will be destroyed. Is it ever ending, my self-hatred?❞
⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🪦⋅⋆ ─── ⛧
❝Is this what's left of me? Debilitated life— look back and see nothing but my self wasted.
⠀
Is this what's left of me? What’s left will be destroyed. Is it ever ending, my self-hatred?❞
⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🪦⋅⋆ ─── ⛧
🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞.
🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫.
🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧.
✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦
🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️
🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞.
🕸️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫.
🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧.
✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦
🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️
He pats Ted's arm before taking the carrot, biting into it in a way akin to Bugs Bunny.
❝ Leave it here for now. We'll come back if the bug deems it safe, deal? ❞
He glances at the construct warily.
〖 ✎... 〗
"I know you're still...you haven't told me much, but I shouldn't have done that."
He offers the rest of his carrot.
"Sorry! When you're ready, we can go hang out somewhere else for a while."
He pats Ted's arm before taking the carrot, biting into it in a way akin to Bugs Bunny.
❝ Leave it here for now. We'll come back if the bug deems it safe, deal? ❞
He glances at the construct warily.
〖 ✎... 〗
He rubs his chin.
❝ I'm gonna have to figure out what's stopping the kid from going back. ❞
Booster sighs, rolling his eyes.
❝ I'm trying to fix that crap he pulled with the newsboy! He really messed up the Time Stream with that one. ❞
He rubs his chin.
❝ I'm gonna have to figure out what's stopping the kid from going back. ❞
rp/parody account for crutchie from disney's newsies the musical. written by hallion. admin is 28. MDNI.
rp/parody account for crutchie from disney's newsies the musical. written by hallion. admin is 28. MDNI.
Booster sighs, rolling his eyes.
❝ I'm trying to fix that crap he pulled with the newsboy! He really messed up the Time Stream with that one. ❞
He was still kind of sour about it.
❝ I've been doing great! Though your fellow 25th-century citizen has been a pain to deal with. Fucking asshole. ❞
He flashes that winning smile, resting his hands on his hips.
❝ How've you been, squirt? ❞
Booster sighs, rolling his eyes.
❝ I'm trying to fix that crap he pulled with the newsboy! He really messed up the Time Stream with that one. ❞
House?
He stares at the building in front of them, furrowing his brow.
Wait- Ted is-
❝ Hey! What are you doing?? ❞
He reaches out, grabbing Ted's arm.
〖 ✎... 〗
He lets go of him and inspects the door.
House?
He stares at the building in front of them, furrowing his brow.
Wait- Ted is-
❝ Hey! What are you doing?? ❞
He reaches out, grabbing Ted's arm.
〖 ✎... 〗
He peers over Ted's shoulder as the other picks up the mushroom.
❝ ... huh. Wild. ❞
He reaches for a completely separate mushroom.
❝ So- how did you test them? Did you just... bottoms up? ❞
He mimes popping the mushroom into his mouth.
〖 ✎... 〗
He puts the mushroom back down, and it looks like it was never moved.
"Also, between you and me, some of these mushrooms work how they sound."
He peers over Ted's shoulder as the other picks up the mushroom.
❝ ... huh. Wild. ❞
He reaches for a completely separate mushroom.
❝ So- how did you test them? Did you just... bottoms up? ❞
He mimes popping the mushroom into his mouth.
〖 ✎... 〗
❝I might be smug,
but I’m still the best!
Because I’m doing my best,
fall for me 🖤!❞
────﹒♡﹒ ────
❝I might be smug,
but I’m still the best!
Because I’m doing my best,
fall for me 🖤!❞
────﹒♡﹒ ────
((11/24- Who knows?))
((11/24- Who knows?))