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The greatest hero you've never heard of!

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“𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢
𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍
𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗, 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚠𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚗
𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗
𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎.”

♡ + ↻ .ᐟ
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October 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
【 ☆ 】I fear he would crumble and die.
How long would your muse cope in a busy retail job?
February 20, 2026 at 3:30 PM
❝ Or! Counter point- you can actually bet something! AND get it doubled! ❞

He holds up one finger on each hand. Then he bumps his hands together, holding up two fingers on one hand as if it had been transferred from the other.

❝ C'mon. Unless you're... chicken? ❞

〖 ✎... 〗
Ted nurses his current beer.

"Considering you have very little to gain from a second drive in my car, maybe you should just take the first drive and be happy!"
February 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
❝ WOOOO!! ❞

Michael pumps both fists now. He begins to chant.

❝ Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! Bu-ggy! ❞

He's so happy, he could explode! If he were a lesser man, he'd get up and high-five the other patrons. But he's bigger than that!

... He does high-five a guy passing by, though.

〖 ✎... 〗
He tosses his hands up.

"But you listened, isn't that wonderful?"

He sits back.

"You're on!"

He loses again.
February 20, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Booster waits until the other finishes ranting. Then, he rests his arm on the table and leans forward.

❝ What are you- ❞

He taps Ted on the nose.

❝ -going to do if I don't, Ted? ❞

He leans back, his arms behind his head.

❝ I don't think you have the heart to hurt li'l ol' me! ❞

〖 ✎... 〗
He settles back down and taps the table twice.

"Right! Now!"
February 20, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Booster laughs as the last coin is slid forward. He pumps his fist in the air, then grabs his beer in the same fist to gulp some down.

❝ Yeah, right! I beat you fair and square! ❞

He snatches up his coins, holding them out.

❝ I even had two to spare! ❞

He slides some coins back to Ted.

〖 ✎... 〗
He's laughing. He's been outmatched, and his beer is significantly more gone.

"It was my luck that did it! I gave you too much! I knew I should've measured it!"

They're perfect rivals.
February 20, 2026 at 3:02 AM
❝ Hah! As if! ❞

Booster finally finds a deck of cards. He snatches it up, moving over to the booth with a beaming grin.

❝ I'll give ya the rules, so listen up! ❞

He pulls out the deck, shuffling it in all kinds of ways as he speaks.

〖 ✎... 〗
"You are still invited to humiliate yourself, but you've been warned!"

He grins and sits down.

He takes another sip of his beer.
February 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Booster holds his own beer, the other arm wrapped tightly around Ted.

❝ Hell yeah! Good beer, good buddy- what could be better?? ❞

He glances over his shoulder at the pile of games. It does look smaller...

❝ The puzzle! Damn! ❞

Ted liked that puzzle! Booster... liked the art.

〖 ✎... 〗
He spins back around and takes another sip from his beer.

"We almost lost twenty of the pieces the last time we took it out, and now all 500 are missing! Or...elsewhere!"

Another turn.

"Okay, everything else is the same."
February 20, 2026 at 12:46 AM
❝ Boy, all this work being a hero is making me thirsty! ❞

He fans himself. Then, he looks into an imaginary camera.

❝ Good thing I've good Boosterade to boost my electrolytes and keep me hydrated! ❞

He's holding up his hand... but he's not even holding anything.
February 19, 2026 at 11:54 PM
❝ Unless you can repair time itself? Nah. But! I'll let you know, alright kid? ❞

He flashes Bart a grin.
❝ Is there anything I can help you with? ❞
❝ You're telling me! I can't catch a break! ❞

He rubs his chin.

❝ I'm gonna have to figure out what's stopping the kid from going back. ❞
February 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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❝Because 𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀
have to pay the price,

accept your 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
as 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲.❞

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⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🥀⋅⋆ ─── ⛧

❝Is this what's left of me? Debilitated life— look back and see nothing but my self wasted.


Is this what's left of me? What’s left will be destroyed. Is it ever ending, my self-hatred?❞

⛧ ─── ⋆⋅🪦⋅⋆ ─── ⛧
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🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐞.
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🕷️| 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐌𝐚𝐧.

✦•𝐀𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.•✦

🕸️✦•┈๑⋅⋯ 🕷️ ⋯⋅๑┈•✦🕸️
October 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
❝ Good! Let the bug handle it. Plenty of them, and frankly? Not enough of you. ❞

He pats Ted's arm before taking the carrot, biting into it in a way akin to Bugs Bunny.

❝ Leave it here for now. We'll come back if the bug deems it safe, deal? ❞

He glances at the construct warily.

〖 ✎... 〗
He gathers his thoughts before he speaks again.

"I know you're still...you haven't told me much, but I shouldn't have done that."

He offers the rest of his carrot.

"Sorry! When you're ready, we can go hang out somewhere else for a while."
February 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
❝ You're telling me! I can't catch a break! ❞

He rubs his chin.

❝ I'm gonna have to figure out what's stopping the kid from going back. ❞
❝ I bet... Like trying to put plasters on a stab wound until the kid is back to his time. ❞
❝ Who? That Thawne guy? ❞

Booster sighs, rolling his eyes.

❝ I'm trying to fix that crap he pulled with the newsboy! He really messed up the Time Stream with that one. ❞
February 19, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
❝ Who? That Thawne guy? ❞

Booster sighs, rolling his eyes.

❝ I'm trying to fix that crap he pulled with the newsboy! He really messed up the Time Stream with that one. ❞
❝ You tell me! That thing reshaped and made everyone forget I existed. ❞

He was still kind of sour about it.

❝ I've been doing great! Though your fellow 25th-century citizen has been a pain to deal with. Fucking asshole. ❞
❝ The universe can be so cruel sometimes, huh? ❞

He flashes that winning smile, resting his hands on his hips.

❝ How've you been, squirt? ❞
February 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Booster instinctively grabs onto Ted in return, holding him close to protect him from the...

House?

He stares at the building in front of them, furrowing his brow.

Wait- Ted is-

❝ Hey! What are you doing?? ❞

He reaches out, grabbing Ted's arm.

〖 ✎... 〗
"...I thought a garden rock was weird. It's not a garden rock, it's a significantly more convoluted rock."

He lets go of him and inspects the door.
February 19, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:30 PM
❝ Please! I gotta make Booster Jr.s somehow! ❞

He peers over Ted's shoulder as the other picks up the mushroom.

❝ ... huh. Wild. ❞

He reaches for a completely separate mushroom.

❝ So- how did you test them? Did you just... bottoms up? ❞

He mimes popping the mushroom into his mouth.

〖 ✎... 〗
"Whatever that's gonna be, it's not done yet."

He puts the mushroom back down, and it looks like it was never moved.

"Also, between you and me, some of these mushrooms work how they sound."
February 19, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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────﹒♡﹒ ────

❝I might be smug,
but I’m still the best!

Because I’m doing my best,
fall for me 🖤!❞

────﹒♡﹒ ────
January 25, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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