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The Biphomet
@the-biphomet.bsky.social
Goth. Punk. Queer.
they/he - 43 in human years

Aspiring writer, pro-wrestling fan (⭕️), video gaymer emeritus, and Evil DM™️. Here’s where I post random shit.

http://ko-fi.com/the_biphomet
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Bullshit, that's King Diamond.
October 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Since Creepy Season is upon us, here's a quick little #dnd5e #homebrew I came up with this morning.
September 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This happened in Tunisian waters, where the Tunisian government has said that this being a drone attack has "no basis in fact."

FREE FREE PALESTINE!
FREE FREE PALESTINE!
FREE FREE PALESTINE!
September 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
As I said in our personal messages:
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In the TikTok comments. And, frankly...yes. @ladystrangely.bsky.social , yes, this includes you.
July 15, 2025 at 6:17 AM
July 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In the immortal words of Nick Frost in Hit Fuzz, "...Shame."
July 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Be quiet no longer,
We'll sing through the day.
Of the lives that we've lost,
And the lives we've reclaimed."

- Rise Against, Prayer of the Refugee
June 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
June 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey @danhausen.bsky.social, please tell me this was really you.
May 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
3) Carve this image into the surrounding stone:
May 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Imagine, you open a forgotten tomb that you only discovered exists months ago... and you find this on the wall:
May 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
So, I picked up this Unique item in Diablo IV. The Barrier it gives is only supposed to last 8 seconds. I noticed it wasn't going away.

Then I remembered that I passively heal 134 hp every five seconds.

Behold, the Necrotank.
May 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"They called us 'sick'...So 'Sick' we shall be."

#GTAOnline #LegionOfSicks #SICK
April 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is it just me, or does he look like if Ernest went off the deep end? #WWE
April 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This has me wanting to play a monk, who wields a bo staff that’s actually an immovable rod. #dnd #5e #ttrpg
March 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This looks like a job for…
March 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The dopamine hit when a throwing axe lands is just too good. #CoD #BO6 #IfAnyOfTheseWereYouImSorry
February 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
R.A.W. (5e) says this:
February 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
January 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Not bad for a 42-year-old. #CoD #BO6 #gaymer
January 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
January 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
December 29, 2024 at 6:25 AM