The Biphomet
@the-biphomet.bsky.social
Goth. Punk. Queer.
they/he - 43 in human years
Aspiring writer, pro-wrestling fan (⭕️), video gaymer emeritus, and Evil DM™️. Here’s where I post random shit.
http://ko-fi.com/the_biphomet
they/he - 43 in human years
Aspiring writer, pro-wrestling fan (⭕️), video gaymer emeritus, and Evil DM™️. Here’s where I post random shit.
http://ko-fi.com/the_biphomet
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The Biphomet
@the-biphomet.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Silvertongue: a Bard Sub-Class
The Silvertongue from Cornelia Funke's Inkworld books, imagined as a Bard sub-class.
homebrewery.naturalcrit.com
As a nod to one of my favorite books, I have created a #homebrew #dnd Bard subclass; the Silvertongue from Cornelia Funke's Inkworld series.
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I'm not known for knowing how to ask for help, so here goes.
I lost my job back in June, and have only 3 weeks ago found a new one. In the interim, I've fallen way behind, and I'm now staring down the barrel of an eviction.
If you can help, great. If not, I fully understand.
gofund.me/863eeac2c
I lost my job back in June, and have only 3 weeks ago found a new one. In the interim, I've fallen way behind, and I'm now staring down the barrel of an eviction.
If you can help, great. If not, I fully understand.
gofund.me/863eeac2c
Donate to Secure a Month's Rent, organized by Clinton Cole
I'm just trying to get a month of rent covered at least, so I can try to catch up on ever… Clinton Cole needs your support for Donate to Secure a Month's Rent
gofund.me
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm not known for knowing how to ask for help, so here goes.
I lost my job back in June, and have only 3 weeks ago found a new one. In the interim, I've fallen way behind, and I'm now staring down the barrel of an eviction.
If you can help, great. If not, I fully understand.
gofund.me/863eeac2c
I lost my job back in June, and have only 3 weeks ago found a new one. In the interim, I've fallen way behind, and I'm now staring down the barrel of an eviction.
If you can help, great. If not, I fully understand.
gofund.me/863eeac2c
You know what?
Give me an Ocean's Eleven style heist flick, with everyone from the Women's WrestleMania ads...as their in-ring personas.
Give me an Ocean's Eleven style heist flick, with everyone from the Women's WrestleMania ads...as their in-ring personas.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
You know what?
Give me an Ocean's Eleven style heist flick, with everyone from the Women's WrestleMania ads...as their in-ring personas.
Give me an Ocean's Eleven style heist flick, with everyone from the Women's WrestleMania ads...as their in-ring personas.
I know I say similar things a LOT, but...
... Imagine Tatum Paxley with the Sicks in her corner.
... Imagine Tatum Paxley with the Sicks in her corner.
December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I know I say similar things a LOT, but...
... Imagine Tatum Paxley with the Sicks in her corner.
... Imagine Tatum Paxley with the Sicks in her corner.
Oh....So, you have a death wish, Solo... heard....
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh....So, you have a death wish, Solo... heard....
LA Knight with the Matthew McConaughey quote was not on my Bingo card.
#AlrightAlrightAlright #DazedAndConfused
#AlrightAlrightAlright #DazedAndConfused
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
LA Knight with the Matthew McConaughey quote was not on my Bingo card.
#AlrightAlrightAlright #DazedAndConfused
#AlrightAlrightAlright #DazedAndConfused
The Abigail DDT remains a protected finisher.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The Abigail DDT remains a protected finisher.
Dungeon Dolls debut! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dungeon Dolls debut! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!
If only...
leaked pic of iyo matching rhea’s eye shadow to her hair color before the show tonight
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If only...
Okay, Dungeon Dolls! Let's fucking GOOOOOO!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay, Dungeon Dolls! Let's fucking GOOOOOO!
Why does LA Knight have to have such a juicy ass?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why does LA Knight have to have such a juicy ass?!
Reposted by The Biphomet
WELCOME 2 MONDAY NIGHT RHIYO 😭😭😭😭😭 SHE SAID IT WAAAAAAAAA MY STUPID LITTLE GAY HEART..
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
WELCOME 2 MONDAY NIGHT RHIYO 😭😭😭😭😭 SHE SAID IT WAAAAAAAAA MY STUPID LITTLE GAY HEART..
I'm torn! No matter who wins, I'm on board.
Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky vs Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss is the main event tonight, seemingly for the number one contendership for the WWE Women's Tag Team Championships.
#WWERAW
#WWERAW
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I'm torn! No matter who wins, I'm on board.
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Post something random, or you'll have an awful December.
FUCK... BROCK... LESNAR!
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
FUCK... BROCK... LESNAR!
Ref Jess vs Becky, when? I wanna see Jessika Carr be the WWE's Aubrey Edwards.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ref Jess vs Becky, when? I wanna see Jessika Carr be the WWE's Aubrey Edwards.
I need Melo to beat this goober.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I need Melo to beat this goober.
Saw a 13-year-old in a MAGA hat at work today. But sure, it's the left that's indoctrinating the kids...
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Saw a 13-year-old in a MAGA hat at work today. But sure, it's the left that's indoctrinating the kids...
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Catching up on wrestling via some high seas shenaniganary, so I may be late to the conversation, but...
Hear Me Out:
Uncle Howdy wins out in the tournament to face #JohnCena in his last match. I don't even care if Bo loses, it HAS to be the Heir to the Red that sends Cena out. ⭕️ #wwe #WyattSicks
Hear Me Out:
Uncle Howdy wins out in the tournament to face #JohnCena in his last match. I don't even care if Bo loses, it HAS to be the Heir to the Red that sends Cena out. ⭕️ #wwe #WyattSicks
November 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Catching up on wrestling via some high seas shenaniganary, so I may be late to the conversation, but...
Hear Me Out:
Uncle Howdy wins out in the tournament to face #JohnCena in his last match. I don't even care if Bo loses, it HAS to be the Heir to the Red that sends Cena out. ⭕️ #wwe #WyattSicks
Hear Me Out:
Uncle Howdy wins out in the tournament to face #JohnCena in his last match. I don't even care if Bo loses, it HAS to be the Heir to the Red that sends Cena out. ⭕️ #wwe #WyattSicks
I will die on this hill:
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is one of, if not the most, beautifully written/directed/shot/produced films of all time. Full fucking stop.
Easily top 3 in anyone's list who has seen it. If you say otherwise, you're objectively wrong, and will be judged accordingly.
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is one of, if not the most, beautifully written/directed/shot/produced films of all time. Full fucking stop.
Easily top 3 in anyone's list who has seen it. If you say otherwise, you're objectively wrong, and will be judged accordingly.
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I will die on this hill:
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is one of, if not the most, beautifully written/directed/shot/produced films of all time. Full fucking stop.
Easily top 3 in anyone's list who has seen it. If you say otherwise, you're objectively wrong, and will be judged accordingly.
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once is one of, if not the most, beautifully written/directed/shot/produced films of all time. Full fucking stop.
Easily top 3 in anyone's list who has seen it. If you say otherwise, you're objectively wrong, and will be judged accordingly.
I SWEAR @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social !
I'm going to go back though all @dimension20.bsky.social history when this is over, and find every instance of "I don't know, you tell me!" to catalog them, because I fucking KNOW there's like 50-60 at this point!
I'm going to go back though all @dimension20.bsky.social history when this is over, and find every instance of "I don't know, you tell me!" to catalog them, because I fucking KNOW there's like 50-60 at this point!
October 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I SWEAR @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social !
I'm going to go back though all @dimension20.bsky.social history when this is over, and find every instance of "I don't know, you tell me!" to catalog them, because I fucking KNOW there's like 50-60 at this point!
I'm going to go back though all @dimension20.bsky.social history when this is over, and find every instance of "I don't know, you tell me!" to catalog them, because I fucking KNOW there's like 50-60 at this point!
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM