I'm keeping tabs on it

Good try but my natural defenses are too strong, the curses will simply get subsumed into my subcutaneous fat never to see the light of day again

True, but it should be

I would simply have more than one pan with which to cook meat

For one, I don't eat raw meat.
Also, when I got unstuck from the tub a genie popped out of the drain and gave me three wishes. I used one for "eternal life until I get bored", the second I used to solve the "roko's basilisk" crisis of 2003, and I'm saving the third for a rainy day.

I heard “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” on the radio when it used to be “Have a Holly Jolly PRONOUN”

I'm sorry to say this but I don't think you two know how to cook, that meat is straight-up raw

They didn't see a problem, they saw a way to make money. This is a crucial issue with your framing, and you need to understand this. Any value they provide to you is purely incidental, the system does not care about your well-being.

The pandemic didn't start us on the path, just encouraged more brisk movement in the direction we were already headed

Basically what I'm saying is don't ascribe to goodwill what was done to extract value from you.

No, they are not trying to save you the time and money it takes to commute they are trying to make money, any time/money saved by not having to commute is purely incidental. If they could take the money right out of your bank account without offering a service in return they would.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I tried to click yes because I am a real human or a bot, but it did not let me