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Just when you think you couldn't go left any further, you should probably look around and see if you can keep going.

Basically, we help left folks who want to primary center or right wing politicians. Inquire about our services in messages.

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Lil' Dicktator cooking up ideas for the 2026 and 2028 election cycle I see.
Just in case anyone has doubts about Trump's plans for the midterms, he now openly admits that he wishes he had order troops to seize all voting machines in 2020.

With no one in the White House, Pentagon, or DOJ to stop him, he'll do it this time--unless Congress stops him first.
January 12, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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show them how to do it Minneapolis you magnificent American city
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 11, 2026 at 10:30 PM
These are weird times and only going to get weirder. #rfk #maha #whitehouse
January 12, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I mean, it's not a bad idea. #Epstein #Greenland #Trump
January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.

She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Fuck ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 1:56 PM
CALLED IT! This is 100% what #Trump and his Putin cronies want.

thehill.com/homenews/adm...
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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Joe Rogan getting called out for peddling lies and being a propaganda tool? What a good video to wake up to this morning!

www.instagram.com/reels/DTF9E9...
AGirlHasNoPresident on Instagram: "Sadly, there are people who would see this proof and still say no, it’s true. Rogan said it! 🙄 @realdlhughley"
In a shocking revelation, Joe Rogan claims that overdose deaths plummeted after Trump took office, sparking curiosity about the potential correlation between the two. Explore the data and statistics t...
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January 5, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Just hear me out -- what if #Trump 's attack on #Venezuela and his proposed annexation of #Greenland is all a tool to get NATO to kick out the United States? After all, that's what his daddy Putin would ultimately want.
January 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well it was optimism to be fair but 24 hours later now it's a different story. Ah. Yay. Another mood swinging year.
SO, HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING ABOUT 2026?

Are we entering the year with high optimism or high pessimism?
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
So like does someone wanna come do a #Venezuela here in the US preferably at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500. Thanks in advance.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Saddam Hussein's Statue Toppled in Baghdad's Firdos Square (2003)
YouTube video by ITN Archive
youtube.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Oh. So this is what trying to stay relevant looks like? Thanks for the lesson, Madison Cawthorn.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
SO, HOW ARE WE ALL FEELING ABOUT 2026?

Are we entering the year with high optimism or high pessimism?
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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A CNN panel ripped apart viral video claims by a right-wing YouTuber claiming rampant fraud at Somali-run child care centers in Minnesota.
'Keep in mind': Conservative hit with context over fraud claims in viral videos
A CNN panel ripped apart viral video claims by a right-wing YouTuber claiming rampant fraud at Somali-run child care centers in Minnesota.YouTube content creator Nick Shirley recorded video of himself and a conservative activist barging into daycares looking for evidence they took federal funds with...
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December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Perhaps for the first time ever, Trump's "Truth Social" is featuring the actual truth rather than Trump's lies.

This can't last. I predict that Trump will call in Musk or some other tech bro to "tune" the AI bot to deliver only "alternative facts" that support autocracy and racism.
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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The Trump administration has released an offshore drilling plan that would open nearly 1.3 billion acres of U.S. waters off the coast of Alaska, California, and the Gulf Coast to new oil and gas development, an area more than half the size of the continental US
actionnetwork.org/petitions/st...
Stop Trump’s Offshore Drilling in Alaska
The Trump administration has released a sweeping offshore drilling plan that would open nearly 1.3 billion acres of U.S. ocean waters to new oil and gas development, an area more than half the size of...
actionnetwork.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Shameless self promotion -- any political figures out there that need any PR, Marketing, Social Media or design we know the peeps. HMU.

#politics #marketing #YeahYeahYeah
December 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Don't matter how cold or late it is, #Minnesota can brave through it all doing god's work keeping #ICE tired.

Shout out to, uh, Minnesotans! I think it's Minnesotans, right? Gotta be. #FuckICE
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
#MTG is again criticizing #Trump stupidity and heartless comments. Once again, I ask you - why? Why has she had such a change of heart? Do you think she's had a liberal coming to Jesus moment? Or do you think she has further political ambitions and she's trying to save face in a purple GA state?
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Hollywood luminaries and political heavyweights expressed their shock and sadness Sunday night upon learning that prolific director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found dead in their Los Angeles home.
Hollywood stars, politicians pay tribute to Rob Reiner and his wife following their shocking deaths
Former President Barack Obama, director Paul Feig and actor Kathy Bates were among those who issued their condolences to the Reiner family.
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December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Wasn't this the party who was against participation medals? Now people are just getting awards or made up awards because, "fuck it it's fun and makes everyone feel good?"

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Trump Awards Medals To The Kennedy Center Honorees In An Oval Office Ceremony
President Donald Trump has presented medals to the 2025 Kennedy Center honorees during an Oval Office ceremony.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Everyone must have one. #Labubu for all. Lenin said so. Socialism says so.
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM