His gastroenterologist stated that he’d seen some bullshit, including a duodenum that resembled a young Sir David Attenborough and a college student who ate his own foot, but anyone who willingly ingested a rancid brick of frog pee and the curdled milk of a Viking goat deserved exactly what he got.

I mean…there it is.

Things I’ve learned on my first-book journey: I thought speaking to a group would be the hard part. It’s not—it’s the reading. The fatigue is phenomenal. #Writers, any wisdom to share? 30 minutes seems to be my limit in front of a crowd.

#booktour #bookreading

#WestByGodVirginia things, p. 1

#NewRiverGorge: That place where they throw those people off that bridge.

#WestVirginia #WV

Head on down to #LewisburgWV and hear me read from #DeepandWild. I’ll be signing books and hanging out in an awesome #wvbookstore.

My thanks to the #WheelingOhioCountyPublicLibrary for inviting me to talk about #Deep&Wild at #LunchWithBooks.

#WestVirginiaBrownDogs have learned it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.

#WV #WestVirginia #WestByGodVirginia #MuttsOfInstagram #WestVirginiaBrownDog #almostheaven #WestVirginiaWriters #BadDog