Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
@thatwriterguy.bsky.social
NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
Pinned
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
How do you guys write multiple POVs when the stories are separate but converge at times? Write them chronologically or write one POV all the way through, then the other?
#amwriting #writingadvice #writing #writingcommunity
#amwriting #writingadvice #writing #writingcommunity
a person is writing a letter t on a piece of paper
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November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
How do you guys write multiple POVs when the stories are separate but converge at times? Write them chronologically or write one POV all the way through, then the other?
#amwriting #writingadvice #writing #writingcommunity
#amwriting #writingadvice #writing #writingcommunity
JFC USA. I know you've always been a lot racist, but the Nazi symbol is literally the go to answer to: "What's the most racist and hateful symbol you can think of?" (btw, if it's not racist, why doesn't BlueSky have a Swastica Gif?"
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
JFC USA. I know you've always been a lot racist, but the Nazi symbol is literally the go to answer to: "What's the most racist and hateful symbol you can think of?" (btw, if it's not racist, why doesn't BlueSky have a Swastica Gif?"
Another Children of Time novel coming out next year. I swear that @aptshadow.bsky.social writes books faster than I can read them.
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Another Children of Time novel coming out next year. I swear that @aptshadow.bsky.social writes books faster than I can read them.
Last day at a discounted price.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Last day at a discounted price.
I saw Dick Cheney was trending, and thought maybe he had risen up from hell.
a monster with red eyes and a cross on its face
ALT: a monster with red eyes and a cross on its face
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November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I saw Dick Cheney was trending, and thought maybe he had risen up from hell.
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Into the GigaVerse (Available now for purchase or digital preorder) got its first review!
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Into the GigaVerse (Available now for purchase or digital preorder) got its first review!
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what the T-Rex actually sounds like.
#dinosaurs #science
#dinosaurs #science
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what the T-Rex actually sounds like.
#dinosaurs #science
#dinosaurs #science
Not to brag or anything, but my new release is currently the highest rated book on Goodreads.
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not to brag or anything, but my new release is currently the highest rated book on Goodreads.
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
About "Into the Giga Verse"
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
About "Into the Giga Verse"
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
I think we all need to encourage and support people more. It takes nothing from you to say something nice to someone else. Let's fill the world with positive encouragement instead of hate. (Sorry if this sounds sappy, but seriously people, why the F not?)
blippi says be kind to each other in front of a wall
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November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I think we all need to encourage and support people more. It takes nothing from you to say something nice to someone else. Let's fill the world with positive encouragement instead of hate. (Sorry if this sounds sappy, but seriously people, why the F not?)
I don’t know who needs to hear this:
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
a gray and white cat are laying next to each other on a blanket .
ALT: a gray and white cat are laying next to each other on a blanket .
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November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this:
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wow! What a deal, and this M. L. Tilford guy is hilarious.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wow! What a deal, and this M. L. Tilford guy is hilarious.
A lot of people are saying that Monica was just the fall guy (girl) and the person that actually gave the oval office BJ was Orange Turd.
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November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A lot of people are saying that Monica was just the fall guy (girl) and the person that actually gave the oval office BJ was Orange Turd.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I Think You Should Leave is easily 10/10 for me, but S1E1 is such a comedy masterpiece, nothing misses. ∞/10
#itysl
#itysl
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November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I Think You Should Leave is easily 10/10 for me, but S1E1 is such a comedy masterpiece, nothing misses. ∞/10
#itysl
#itysl
Aliens arrive at Earth. Repost who should speak for humanity.
a woman in a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Aliens arrive at Earth. Repost who should speak for humanity.
Should I work on book 2 of my new series?
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Should I work on book 2 of my new series?
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Me: I've got this pain that won't go away.
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me: I've got this pain that won't go away.
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?