Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
@thatwriterguy.bsky.social
NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
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In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 AM
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Into the GigaVerse (Available now for purchase or digital preorder) got its first review!
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Into the GigaVerse (Available now for purchase or digital preorder) got its first review!
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what the T-Rex actually sounds like.
#dinosaurs #science
#dinosaurs #science
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
After years of research, scientists have finally discovered what the T-Rex actually sounds like.
#dinosaurs #science
#dinosaurs #science
Not to brag or anything, but my new release is currently the highest rated book on Goodreads.
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not to brag or anything, but my new release is currently the highest rated book on Goodreads.
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
#booksky💙📚 #writing #writingcommunity #amwriting
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
About "Into the Giga Verse"
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
About "Into the Giga Verse"
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
You are for a sometimes fun, sometimes raw and always fantastic tale where you feel like Alice in wonderland, never sure the couch you are sitting on will ask you for a rest.... Definitely worth reading.
I think we all need to encourage and support people more. It takes nothing from you to say something nice to someone else. Let's fill the world with positive encouragement instead of hate. (Sorry if this sounds sappy, but seriously people, why the F not?)
blippi says be kind to each other in front of a wall
ALT: blippi says be kind to each other in front of a wall
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November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I think we all need to encourage and support people more. It takes nothing from you to say something nice to someone else. Let's fill the world with positive encouragement instead of hate. (Sorry if this sounds sappy, but seriously people, why the F not?)
I don’t know who needs to hear this:
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
a gray and white cat are laying next to each other on a blanket .
ALT: a gray and white cat are laying next to each other on a blanket .
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November 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this:
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
You are not a failure for struggling in a system that sees you as nothing but a data point.
Capitalism measures worth in productivity and profit, not your kindness and humanity.
Rest. Breathe. Create something. Hug a cat.
The system is broken.
You are not.
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Wow! What a deal, and this M. L. Tilford guy is hilarious.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wow! What a deal, and this M. L. Tilford guy is hilarious.
A lot of people are saying that Monica was just the fall guy (girl) and the person that actually gave the oval office BJ was Orange Turd.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
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November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A lot of people are saying that Monica was just the fall guy (girl) and the person that actually gave the oval office BJ was Orange Turd.
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In celebration of "Into the GigaVerse" being available in print (and pre-order for the eBook available Dec 15th).
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I have discounted "The Art of Myth-Direction" to 99c.
That's less than a penny per laugh! Don't miss out.
www.amazon.com/Art-Myth-Dir...
#booksky💙📚 #booksale
I Think You Should Leave is easily 10/10 for me, but S1E1 is such a comedy masterpiece, nothing misses. ∞/10
#itysl
#itysl
a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and bow tie stands in front of a microphone
ALT: a man wearing a blue sequined jacket and bow tie stands in front of a microphone
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November 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I Think You Should Leave is easily 10/10 for me, but S1E1 is such a comedy masterpiece, nothing misses. ∞/10
#itysl
#itysl
Aliens arrive at Earth. Repost who should speak for humanity.
a woman in a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
Alt: a woman in a plaid scarf is asking who are you and what 's your game ..
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Aliens arrive at Earth. Repost who should speak for humanity.
Should I work on book 2 of my new series?
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Should I work on book 2 of my new series?
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Or
The standalone I already started and have plotted out?
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Me: I've got this pain that won't go away.
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Me: I've got this pain that won't go away.
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
Doctor: Your tests came back and nothing is wrong with you.
Me (Still with that pain): Yay?
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Hillary Clinton to the NY Times right now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hillary Clinton to the NY Times right now.
It's difficult to work on my next book when my plot is less insane and cruel than the reality it is satirizing is transforming into.
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's difficult to work on my next book when my plot is less insane and cruel than the reality it is satirizing is transforming into.
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
#amwriting #writing #writingcommunity
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.
Short and quick story. A familiar fairytale with a new twist.
JUST TWO AWAY!!! I'm so, so close to selling 100 KDP copies of my dragon short story this year! LET'S FREAKING GOOOOO ;)
If you fancy a short story with dragons, knights and revenge, check it out! Only 99c!
Any reposts to help me get there would also be most fabulousssss.
If you fancy a short story with dragons, knights and revenge, check it out! Only 99c!
Any reposts to help me get there would also be most fabulousssss.
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Short and quick story. A familiar fairytale with a new twist.