Justin
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Liberated from Phony Stark's shitty wasteland. More description to come, once I figure out exactly how this thing works.
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Coming soon on Truth Social: "Sabrina Carpenter, a low-IQ and TALENTLESS individual, is no friend of TRUMP! Which is fine, because nobody knows WHO she is and nobody cares about her! But she should be! Just like another blonde, Sydney Sweeney, who is ALL CLASS! Good riddance to Skanky Sabrina!"
ICYMI: “Sabrina Carpenter slammed the Trump for using her song in a video depicting ICE arrests — ‘This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.’” globemagazine.com/sabrina-carp...
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Coming soon on Truth Social: "Sabrina Carpenter, a low-IQ and TALENTLESS individual, is no friend of TRUMP! Which is fine, because nobody knows WHO she is and nobody cares about her! But she should be! Just like another blonde, Sydney Sweeney, who is ALL CLASS! Good riddance to Skanky Sabrina!"
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December 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Dude's trying to set up his own defense for SOMETHING.
Reporter: You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US—
Trump: Right
Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?
Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
Trump: Right
Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?
Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dude's trying to set up his own defense for SOMETHING.
Someone ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE SAID, "This makes no sense."!
Trump: You’re going to have drug prices coming down 500,600,700% because of me
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Someone ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE SAID, "This makes no sense."!
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
WASHINGTON—Describing the practice as a “fun little side project” rather than an occupation, Education Secretary Linda McMahon announced Monday that nursing would be reclassified as a hobby under new ...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
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This is a no-fly zone. It requires military enforcement and is an effective declaration of war. That’s something only Congress can do, the illegality of striking Venezuela notwithstanding.
Another Republican president and another illegal
and unnecessary war is at hand.
Another Republican president and another illegal
and unnecessary war is at hand.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is a no-fly zone. It requires military enforcement and is an effective declaration of war. That’s something only Congress can do, the illegality of striking Venezuela notwithstanding.
Another Republican president and another illegal
and unnecessary war is at hand.
Another Republican president and another illegal
and unnecessary war is at hand.
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Yet again the *peace president* has us on the brink of a war (of distraction and greed)
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Yet again the *peace president* has us on the brink of a war (of distraction and greed)
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The McAfication of College Gameday.
According to Jess Sims, it's "cold as shit" inside The Big House!
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The McAfication of College Gameday.
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Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Vance loves to deploy fabricated racist fearmongering. First Haitians are eating the pets, now Indigenous people sacrificed children?! Sheesh.
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I can’t believe people in the room don’t push back. It doesn’t matter if he’s the president, part of holding him accountable is standing up to his bullying— especially if he’s doing it right in front of your face
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I can’t believe people in the room don’t push back. It doesn’t matter if he’s the president, part of holding him accountable is standing up to his bullying— especially if he’s doing it right in front of your face
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It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
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📌Pete Hegseth arriving at the Pentagon this morning to do battle with Mark Kelly ...
a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and white shorts is walking down a street .
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November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
📌Pete Hegseth arriving at the Pentagon this morning to do battle with Mark Kelly ...
Reminder: Republicans don't give a shit about you, your kids (once they're out of the mother's womb), or anything except money and power.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Reminder: Republicans don't give a shit about you, your kids (once they're out of the mother's womb), or anything except money and power.
This is fucking terrible news. Great for her, awful for us that have to watch Stephen A. Smith (probably) bullshit his way through women's basketball coverage at a bullhorn level of volume.
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is fucking terrible news. Great for her, awful for us that have to watch Stephen A. Smith (probably) bullshit his way through women's basketball coverage at a bullhorn level of volume.
God, Jesse Watters is a tremendous dick.
Republicans say Democratic lawmakers are causing discord and distrust by reminding service members to follow their oath.
I think what's bringing discord and distrust is the America first movement online is a bunch of bot farms coming from Nigeria, Russia, and Iran.
I think what's bringing discord and distrust is the America first movement online is a bunch of bot farms coming from Nigeria, Russia, and Iran.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
God, Jesse Watters is a tremendous dick.
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
The fact (as implied in this article) that Trump thought Mamdani wanted NYC to be a crime-ridden hellhole just shows how fucking God-awful the people around him (Trump) are.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The fact (as implied in this article) that Trump thought Mamdani wanted NYC to be a crime-ridden hellhole just shows how fucking God-awful the people around him (Trump) are.
I had a really good snarky joke, but then I remembered TSA finally ended the shoe thing.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I had a really good snarky joke, but then I remembered TSA finally ended the shoe thing.
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CBS completely missed a 54-yard run by Kenneth Gainwell because they were in a commercial.
Gainwell was marked short of the goal line and the Steelers scored on the next play.
Gainwell was marked short of the goal line and the Steelers scored on the next play.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
CBS completely missed a 54-yard run by Kenneth Gainwell because they were in a commercial.
Gainwell was marked short of the goal line and the Steelers scored on the next play.
Gainwell was marked short of the goal line and the Steelers scored on the next play.
Coming soon on Truth Social: "Lil' Pope Leo, WORST Pope ever, is being very bad towards me! SAD! What would I expect from someone from Chicago, where our Patriotic ICE agents are doing great things!"
ICYMI - POPE LEO: “When people are living good lives for 10, 20 years… (Trump) is treating them in a way that’s extremely disrespectful, violent — We have to look for ways to treat people humanely and with dignity.” (H/T @CBSNews)
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Coming soon on Truth Social: "Lil' Pope Leo, WORST Pope ever, is being very bad towards me! SAD! What would I expect from someone from Chicago, where our Patriotic ICE agents are doing great things!"