That Tired Halfling
@thattiredhalfling.bsky.social
I'm short, I'm tired, and I'm 🌈
He/They
He/They
The catacity. I swear.
April 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The catacity. I swear.
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getting absorbed into the rat pile
September 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
getting absorbed into the rat pile
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Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time
'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
“Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.”
“Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.”
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
“They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They seemed prepared to make the world the way they wanted it or die in the attempt, and the trouble with dying in the attempt was that you died in the attempt.”
“They suffered from the terrible delusion that something could be done. They seemed prepared to make the world the way they wanted it or die in the attempt, and the trouble with dying in the attempt was that you died in the attempt.”
September 11, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Thief of Time
'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
'Every society needs a cry like that, but only in a very few do they come out with the complete, unvarnished version, which is “Remember-The-Atrocity-Committed-Against-Us-Last-Time-That-Will-Excuse-The-Atrocity-That-We’re-About-To-Commit-Today!"'
He ran a test with a banana to prove his point about the machine refusing to stop when it should and the visual of that was terrifying in its own right.
youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho?...
youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho?...
The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market
YouTube video by One Man Five Cats
youtu.be
September 11, 2024 at 2:44 PM
He ran a test with a banana to prove his point about the machine refusing to stop when it should and the visual of that was terrifying in its own right.
youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho?...
youtu.be/xepC3-Ia9ho?...
To anyone watching the debate and taking a shot whenever Trump brings up immigration, please be kind to your liver.
(I'm trying to take my own advice)
(I'm trying to take my own advice)
September 11, 2024 at 2:07 AM
To anyone watching the debate and taking a shot whenever Trump brings up immigration, please be kind to your liver.
(I'm trying to take my own advice)
(I'm trying to take my own advice)
@trickweekes.bsky.social I finished "The Palace Job" earlier today and I have to ask; was Dairy supposed to remind me of Carrot Ironfoundersson?
(In the middle of "The Prophecy Con" right now)
(In the middle of "The Prophecy Con" right now)
September 9, 2024 at 4:51 AM
@trickweekes.bsky.social I finished "The Palace Job" earlier today and I have to ask; was Dairy supposed to remind me of Carrot Ironfoundersson?
(In the middle of "The Prophecy Con" right now)
(In the middle of "The Prophecy Con" right now)
To the obnoxious people blaring music at 1am: 1) Why? 2) If you must, can you at least make it something interesting?
(These idiots have seriously been repeating the same 6 notes for over an hour. Enough already. Peace.)
(These idiots have seriously been repeating the same 6 notes for over an hour. Enough already. Peace.)
September 7, 2024 at 5:55 AM
To the obnoxious people blaring music at 1am: 1) Why? 2) If you must, can you at least make it something interesting?
(These idiots have seriously been repeating the same 6 notes for over an hour. Enough already. Peace.)
(These idiots have seriously been repeating the same 6 notes for over an hour. Enough already. Peace.)
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Out of all the possible things Harris could lie about, working at Mickey D's is supposed to the "Ah ha! Gotcha!" moment? (1)
September 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Out of all the possible things Harris could lie about, working at Mickey D's is supposed to the "Ah ha! Gotcha!" moment? (1)
Out of all the possible things Harris could lie about, working at Mickey D's is supposed to the "Ah ha! Gotcha!" moment? (1)
September 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Out of all the possible things Harris could lie about, working at Mickey D's is supposed to the "Ah ha! Gotcha!" moment? (1)
I miss Terry Pratchett
September 1, 2024 at 12:17 PM
I miss Terry Pratchett
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Yikes!
Kid has an English assignment, where school has kids first submit essay to an "AI checker." Kid did not use AI. AI checker says the use of the word "devoid" magically turned essay into 18% AI written. Changing "devoid" makes it drop to 0%. We're spending time "un-AI-ing" an essay that has no AI.
September 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Yikes!
The coworker didn't die; the rest of them just left him.
Regardless of how you feel about a coworker, that's just cold blooded.
www.cnn.com/2024/08/31/u...
Regardless of how you feel about a coworker, that's just cold blooded.
www.cnn.com/2024/08/31/u...
15 co-workers hiked up a Colorado mountain. There were only 14 when they came back down | CNN
A group of 15 co-workers on an office retreat headed up a mountain trail in Colorado last week but when they returned, one of their colleagues was missing.
www.cnn.com
August 31, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The coworker didn't die; the rest of them just left him.
Regardless of how you feel about a coworker, that's just cold blooded.
www.cnn.com/2024/08/31/u...
Regardless of how you feel about a coworker, that's just cold blooded.
www.cnn.com/2024/08/31/u...
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I’m not oversleeping, I’m engaging in direct action against the morning
August 30, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I’m not oversleeping, I’m engaging in direct action against the morning
Pretty Baby, why you do this to me? T-T
August 30, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Pretty Baby, why you do this to me? T-T
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the Arlington disaster barely registers on the list of Trump scandals - which is damning in and of itself - but it is a good reminder that he can make something as normally uncontroversial as honoring veterans a selfish, crude disaster
do we want to deal with this shit daily for another term?
do we want to deal with this shit daily for another term?
August 29, 2024 at 1:35 AM
the Arlington disaster barely registers on the list of Trump scandals - which is damning in and of itself - but it is a good reminder that he can make something as normally uncontroversial as honoring veterans a selfish, crude disaster
do we want to deal with this shit daily for another term?
do we want to deal with this shit daily for another term?
I feel it; I really do.
(Insomnia can bite the shortest part of my ass)
(Insomnia can bite the shortest part of my ass)
August 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
I feel it; I really do.
(Insomnia can bite the shortest part of my ass)
(Insomnia can bite the shortest part of my ass)
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