As soon as I see a balloon in a video and it’s not for a kids birthday party I know it’s about to be some dumb sh!t 🎈📌

And While they are at it they need to ban introductions for school as well.. I’ve been saying who I am for the past 4 years it’s literally a script now is this who i really even am anymore 😭

These discussions for college courses need to be banned like I’m running out of things to say:“omg yes Ryan I love the way there was a period in your paragraph.”

Can somebody follow me so I can follow back it’s empty in here!

2025 my last year not being rich…
I can’t live this life no more 😭

american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊

me: that sounds nice! what happened next?

american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert

I’m so glad that P.diddy, Puff Daddy, Puffy & Sean combs locked up this thanksgiving

Black Friday doesn’t black Friday like It use to & there’s nothing we can do about it 😭

At what age do the kids consider you a ti-ti/unc ?

Like I know this is new and all but How unhinged can I be on here? 😂 just wondering…..👀

Is this thing on ? Can anyone hear me !!!!!!!!!! 😭😭

When I see someone with an America flag on their car (specifically a truck) I instantly want to run away. 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️💨 it’s giving “ what are you doing in this neighborhood vibes?

Making a Bluesky feels like you got to the clurb too early. Where’s the fam 😭

I really hate when a man usesthe word “females.” It just sounds so degrading