Seth Michael
@thatseth.bsky.social
Esoteric, Obstreperous, and Inconsistent
(18+only, 🏳️🌈, BLM, Free Palestine)
(18+only, 🏳️🌈, BLM, Free Palestine)
You drunk text your ex at 3am to tell them you miss them. I drunk text my ex at 3am to ask if they wanna start a podcast with me. We are not the same
May 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You drunk text your ex at 3am to tell them you miss them. I drunk text my ex at 3am to ask if they wanna start a podcast with me. We are not the same
The writing in The Last of Us season two is Game of Thrones season 8 level bad and I honestly don’t think I’m gonna keep watching after this season. This shit sucks #Thelastofus
May 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The writing in The Last of Us season two is Game of Thrones season 8 level bad and I honestly don’t think I’m gonna keep watching after this season. This shit sucks #Thelastofus
I just want to find someone who hates The Office as much as I do and wants to hold my dick for me while I pee. Is that too much to ask for in a partner???
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I just want to find someone who hates The Office as much as I do and wants to hold my dick for me while I pee. Is that too much to ask for in a partner???
The thing I hate most about fleshlights is the cleaning and maintenance, like with a person I can just throw them a washcloth and call an uber but a fleshlight? It’s a whole process
April 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The thing I hate most about fleshlights is the cleaning and maintenance, like with a person I can just throw them a washcloth and call an uber but a fleshlight? It’s a whole process
GenZ hates cringe culture until a movie like the Minecraft move comes out and then they can’t help but become the most insufferable and cringiest people just for the meme and a few TikTok views
April 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
GenZ hates cringe culture until a movie like the Minecraft move comes out and then they can’t help but become the most insufferable and cringiest people just for the meme and a few TikTok views
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Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.
April 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Pete Hegseth? I hardly knowgseth.
I really hoped that the Last of Us season 2 would fix the problems I had with the game but so far (somehow) they’ve made it worse
April 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I really hoped that the Last of Us season 2 would fix the problems I had with the game but so far (somehow) they’ve made it worse
Power Rangers = Doctor Who and no I will not be accepting questions at this time
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Power Rangers = Doctor Who and no I will not be accepting questions at this time
I mean I’ve made a grand ol’ total of 200 dollars from TikTok but it’s more than I’ve made on YouTube, Spotify or Apple Music combined. So hopefully you see where I’m coming from
April 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I mean I’ve made a grand ol’ total of 200 dollars from TikTok but it’s more than I’ve made on YouTube, Spotify or Apple Music combined. So hopefully you see where I’m coming from
Also that YouTube channel I made. Probably not gonna upload to that, TikTok is paying me and YouTube isn’t so I don’t feel any incentive to post there
April 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Also that YouTube channel I made. Probably not gonna upload to that, TikTok is paying me and YouTube isn’t so I don’t feel any incentive to post there
I was telling my therapist things I want out of a relationship that I haven’t had before and she said “it sounds to me like just you want a healthy relationship” and that’s how I realized I’ve never been in a healthy relationship
April 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I was telling my therapist things I want out of a relationship that I haven’t had before and she said “it sounds to me like just you want a healthy relationship” and that’s how I realized I’ve never been in a healthy relationship
This is the first time I’ve lived somewhere where the toilet has two different flush options and I have opinions
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
This is the first time I’ve lived somewhere where the toilet has two different flush options and I have opinions
Text your Ex “I miss you” followed immediately by a text saying “haha April Fools you fucking loser, I hate you” #StayToxic #Ex #AprilFools
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Text your Ex “I miss you” followed immediately by a text saying “haha April Fools you fucking loser, I hate you” #StayToxic #Ex #AprilFools
Is it hyper sexuality or just a porn addiction? Either way my therapist is very concerned
March 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is it hyper sexuality or just a porn addiction? Either way my therapist is very concerned
Harambe is the Gen-Z 9/11
March 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Harambe is the Gen-Z 9/11
Oh shit, I’m comfort watching full episodes of Attack of the Show on YouTube… Things are not going well for me y’all
March 8, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Oh shit, I’m comfort watching full episodes of Attack of the Show on YouTube… Things are not going well for me y’all
I want to die but I don’t have the ability to end my own life so I think I’m just gonna become a CEO and let nature take its course
March 3, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I want to die but I don’t have the ability to end my own life so I think I’m just gonna become a CEO and let nature take its course
I just remembered I have this app
March 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I just remembered I have this app
RFK Jr. has been dead for 10 years and is being Weekend at Berniesed by his brain worm
March 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
RFK Jr. has been dead for 10 years and is being Weekend at Berniesed by his brain worm
I don’t wanna make videos over a minute long just pay me a tenth of a penny per view like every other website
February 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I don’t wanna make videos over a minute long just pay me a tenth of a penny per view like every other website
To my friend who only comments “I miss you” on my videos and then leaves me on read when I DM you asking to hang out, do you actually miss me or are you just drunk?
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
To my friend who only comments “I miss you” on my videos and then leaves me on read when I DM you asking to hang out, do you actually miss me or are you just drunk?
Jokey joke. Jokey joke joke jokes. (The American empire is falling at an incredible rate and I’m so fucking scared about my future and the future of so many of my friends who live in this country) jokey joke joke jokes.
February 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Jokey joke. Jokey joke joke jokes. (The American empire is falling at an incredible rate and I’m so fucking scared about my future and the future of so many of my friends who live in this country) jokey joke joke jokes.
Do I have a crush or did they just give me attention? More on this story tonight at 11
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Do I have a crush or did they just give me attention? More on this story tonight at 11