Oh yeah, I had my first massage about 18 months ago and now I can't imagine not having them regularly. I had no idea how tense my back and shoulders were until suddenly they weren't/ They're not even Deep Tissue or Thai massages, but they make such a difference.

I mean yes, the difference between an 8 year old and a 15 year old is that six US states would STILL allow the 15 year old to marry.

Suddenly deeply worried about Gloucester cathedral (born 1089, baptised 1100) which is a whole third(?) of a mile from the tidal flood monster that is the River Severn.

I'm not completely against fridges being archives, as long as the photographic negatives and the yoghurts are kept in different archives.

"Let's incorporate the numeral 1s, capital Is and lowercase Ls into the reference numbering system. Surely nobody will ever confuse those three almost-identical vertical lines, especially once san-serif fonts are introduced!"

John Ashdown Hill did a huge amount of research and identified the church where R3 was, and without his work I don't think she'd have persuaded anyone to dig. He got an MBE for his part but in the discovery, but he died in 2018 and can't complain when he is overlooked.

How do you have a black cat *and* such a pristine cream carpet and furniture??

I once asked celebrity chef Tom Kerridge to excuse me please as he and a mate were blocking the way to the ladies' loos.

And people who hate Lydia when that girl did exactly as she was told by her mother. Unfortunately, she had no guidance or sensible input from her father because he had completely checked out of parenting his youngest daughters.

Wear sunscreen every day on your face, neck, and hands, even if it's not sunny.

Spend time with your friends and family. I started to lose people I cared about regularly from my mid-30s.

They also think pensions are linked to employment. Anyone with a national insurance number, even if they currently live/work abroad, can make contributions so that they will qualify for a state pension in future. You can 'top up' years you missed. HMRC just wants the money and hopes you die young.

Mine is not only disgusted that I've not stopped the wettening outside, but also that I won't keep the door open so he can sit on the threshold and maintain a constant vigil.

But then the alternative will be to go outside and speak to people, and honestly the vibes out there are even worse.

I suspect someone has stolen my NiNo due to some slightly odd letters I've received from HMRC over the years. When I contacted them, their response was to ignore it if it didn't apply to me.

I guess HMRC really wanted me to know about illegal deductions from wages happening in a city 75 miles away.

Don't worry Beans, I made sure to put a stone in my shoe every morning before I left the house, just to make sure I was adequately miserable.