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Sam!
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Sam I am, probably (she/her)
She's SO CUTE
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
SHE'S LAID THREE OF THEM NOW! THEY'RE THE SIZE OF RED HOTS!
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In case you were wondering, he hung up on me after thirty minutes and I did not get my groceries 😎
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Brain fog and Google translate are really not a good combination, I'm getting an F in this interaction but so is he for leaving my groceries across the neighborhood
September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
he's been doing it for weeks, and I laugh every time
July 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Like his known favorite candies are snickers and peanut m&ms, why do i associate paydays with him???
June 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
5!!! In a ten hour period!!! Nightmare
June 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM