What if we invented a type of health insurance that didn't stress me out to the point of tears
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
What if we invented a type of health insurance that didn't stress me out to the point of tears
Instagram changing their layout so that every time I try to swipe through pictures on someone's post it takes me to a series of reels I did not ask for is actually maybe the worst update I've ever witnessed
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Instagram changing their layout so that every time I try to swipe through pictures on someone's post it takes me to a series of reels I did not ask for is actually maybe the worst update I've ever witnessed
Researching gecko vision to try and figure out if she can tell that I'm pink-- turns out she can!!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Researching gecko vision to try and figure out if she can tell that I'm pink-- turns out she can!!!
Rip my after work mental health walks,I'll miss doing you in not total darkness
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Rip my after work mental health walks,I'll miss doing you in not total darkness
Listen I'm so fun to have at baby showers, I wear baby earrings and get a little too into the crafts and games and then disappear for an hour to talk about dnd with the host's husband
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Listen I'm so fun to have at baby showers, I wear baby earrings and get a little too into the crafts and games and then disappear for an hour to talk about dnd with the host's husband
Two different people this week have said my pink hair really compliments my skin tone, so, you know, we stay winning
October 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Two different people this week have said my pink hair really compliments my skin tone, so, you know, we stay winning
Someone please tell my gecko to stop laying eggs, I feel so terrible taking them away from her. Girl they aren't fertile and will just get moldly, please stop trying to bite me, you're breaking my heart
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Someone please tell my gecko to stop laying eggs, I feel so terrible taking them away from her. Girl they aren't fertile and will just get moldly, please stop trying to bite me, you're breaking my heart
Yes fall is so lovely and the leaves and the baking and the whatever. My hands have never been drier. I'm bleeding.
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yes fall is so lovely and the leaves and the baking and the whatever. My hands have never been drier. I'm bleeding.
I keep getting push notifications for articles about Dan and Phil announcing their relationship, which makes me feel crazy because I was convinced that already happened a couple years ago???
October 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I keep getting push notifications for articles about Dan and Phil announcing their relationship, which makes me feel crazy because I was convinced that already happened a couple years ago???
Sometimes you get to eat fresh fruit with your yogurt and meet a puppy on your sunny walk and play dnd with your friends and the world feels so lovely
September 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Sometimes you get to eat fresh fruit with your yogurt and meet a puppy on your sunny walk and play dnd with your friends and the world feels so lovely
Love how on day 3 or 4 of my period, it will suddenly pause, and I'll think wow, maybe it's a short period this time, before the following day hits with a renewed vengeance and an extra two days of bleeding to make up for the break #8DayPeriod
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Love how on day 3 or 4 of my period, it will suddenly pause, and I'll think wow, maybe it's a short period this time, before the following day hits with a renewed vengeance and an extra two days of bleeding to make up for the break #8DayPeriod
I earnestly said "Oh a DC and a yog?" to our registered nurse today when she walked in with a diet coke and yogurt and made myself laugh so hard she had to come over to make sure I was okay
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I earnestly said "Oh a DC and a yog?" to our registered nurse today when she walked in with a diet coke and yogurt and made myself laugh so hard she had to come over to make sure I was okay
The Spanish duolingo wants me to learn: where is the airport?
The Spanish I actually need: you left my groceries at the wrong address and I'm sick, please bring them to the address listed on my account
The Spanish I actually need: you left my groceries at the wrong address and I'm sick, please bring them to the address listed on my account
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Spanish duolingo wants me to learn: where is the airport?
The Spanish I actually need: you left my groceries at the wrong address and I'm sick, please bring them to the address listed on my account
The Spanish I actually need: you left my groceries at the wrong address and I'm sick, please bring them to the address listed on my account
Old people simply love to ask if Sam is short for Samantha and then become obsessed with me when I answer "only when I'm in trouble"
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Old people simply love to ask if Sam is short for Samantha and then become obsessed with me when I answer "only when I'm in trouble"
I am just. Very loved by my friends and family and so so grateful for that
July 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I am just. Very loved by my friends and family and so so grateful for that
my coworker's current bit is that whenever someone asks about his weekend plans he explains how he's going to ropedrop pirates cove
July 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
my coworker's current bit is that whenever someone asks about his weekend plans he explains how he's going to ropedrop pirates cove
Payday are such dad-coded candy bars to me, but I couldn't tell you why because my dad doesn't even like peanut butter
June 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Payday are such dad-coded candy bars to me, but I couldn't tell you why because my dad doesn't even like peanut butter
Just found a third Miller moth inside my home today
June 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just found a third Miller moth inside my home today
Watching season 2 finale of Severance like I've never been more stressed out while a marching band is playing
June 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Watching season 2 finale of Severance like I've never been more stressed out while a marching band is playing
You ever have just like. A terrible day and then come home to find a $40 fine for speeding in your mail
June 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You ever have just like. A terrible day and then come home to find a $40 fine for speeding in your mail
Still thinking about the girl who told me with such sincerity that I genuinely couldn't tell if it was a bit or not that she didn't wear sunscreen because she didn't believe in skin cancer
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Still thinking about the girl who told me with such sincerity that I genuinely couldn't tell if it was a bit or not that she didn't wear sunscreen because she didn't believe in skin cancer
Sometimes I'm very suddenly and forcefully reminded that in the hunger games the capital is essentially in the boulder/denver area and that really throws me because I live there
June 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Sometimes I'm very suddenly and forcefully reminded that in the hunger games the capital is essentially in the boulder/denver area and that really throws me because I live there
The weather is finally warm enough that I must now resume my battle with the wasps and hornets that are so determined to build a nest right beside my back door
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The weather is finally warm enough that I must now resume my battle with the wasps and hornets that are so determined to build a nest right beside my back door
Sat outside my sister's screen door and read an article from people magazine about the new pope out loud to her cat
May 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Sat outside my sister's screen door and read an article from people magazine about the new pope out loud to her cat
The Denver post will not shut up about a new statue being built, and it's literally Big Titty Lady Liberty???
May 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The Denver post will not shut up about a new statue being built, and it's literally Big Titty Lady Liberty???