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ThatOneDad
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Married with kid.

Life time Okie that can either be found inside or out.
Sending my brother ads for Fathers Day sales as a “joke”.
June 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Removing social media from my life has done wonders for my mental health.

I’m not dead. Just not wasting my energy anymore.
May 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Rocka Rolla woman for a Rocka Rolla man.
May 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Don’t let ‘em pick guitars and drive in old trucks. Let them be doctors and lawyers and such.
May 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?

The candy man can.
May 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
5 beers deep putting on the Hey Bear dancing fruits.
May 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Freedom is just another word for “Nothing left to loose”.
May 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Bullying kids on “Dress to Impress”.
April 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Just about beer ‘o clock
April 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it.
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong.
April 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Habanero honey mustard.

Tastes like Heaven, feels like hell.
April 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kingdom Come Deliverance is pretty fun once you get over the absolute shit combat.
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I need you all to convince my wife to take me out for dinner and a fishing lure shopping spree.

Thanks chat.
April 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
“They will bury Flo tomorrow, but they’re hanging me tonight.”
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Looking through my library for the nature book my sister in law got me and my wife.
*depressing book*
*american gothic*
*american gothic*
*depressing book*
*bird identification*
April 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Who Wants to Beat Up a Millionaire / Dreamcast / Simon & Schuster Interactive / 2000
April 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
*to my two month old*
“And when the mountains are blue it means it’s cold.”
April 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just because I’m into cooking from scratch and harvesting animals, doesn’t mean I want to hear your stupid ideas about seed oils and vaccines.
April 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Calimari and light beer 🍻 🐙
April 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Wives are gonna wife, am I right fellas?
April 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Watching Downfall and WTF
March 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m starting to text like my dad, so if someone could just put a bullet in my head that would be great. Thank you.
March 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
As a state, we should agree to drain Glenpool dry of its oil as fast as possible and then nuke it off the map. I’ve never met a smart or decent person from that city. Only pain and misery can be found above all that oil.
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM