I understand it might be hard, but I'm not sure anyone else is available to torment @notalawyer.bsky.social for an hour-and-a-half with incessant Nuzzi/Newsie puns.
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I understand it might be hard, but I'm not sure anyone else is available to torment @notalawyer.bsky.social for an hour-and-a-half with incessant Nuzzi/Newsie puns.
No time to look in a mirror when I'm harassing a lady forum moderator who banned me for a little racism.
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 AM
No time to look in a mirror when I'm harassing a lady forum moderator who banned me for a little racism.
I mean, anyone with credibility.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I mean, anyone with credibility.
I'm not sure why anyone treated with any seriousness the climate disaster mitigation plans that included extensive and lucrative "carbon credit" schemes.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm not sure why anyone treated with any seriousness the climate disaster mitigation plans that included extensive and lucrative "carbon credit" schemes.
Far and away exceeding my old joke about a phone app that just lets you make Steamboat Willy say "shit out my dick."
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Far and away exceeding my old joke about a phone app that just lets you make Steamboat Willy say "shit out my dick."
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Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lairmore testifies that other agents gave him a plush sandwich toy, which he placed on the shelf in his office, and a patch that said "Felony Footlong," which he put on his lunch box.
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
Lairmore has chuckled with the rest of us at times. Defense really trying to underscore the unseriousness of it all
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The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."