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Your health insurance terminates effective November 30th, ha-hyuck!
A news article feed card with the headline "Popular doughnut chain files Chapter 11 bankruptcy" accompanied by a picture of a grinning person holding two donuts up to their face like glasses or googly eyes.
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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And I said "hell ya" again.

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The beautiful HELLPIERCERS RPG and its map card foldouts on a cool guy's desk.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Poor Louis CK only sexually harassed a bunch of women and now he's reduced to putting up with multimillion-dollar luxury trips from evil kings.
Part of an AV Club article about the Riyadh Comedy Festival, specifically the section that reads "Earlier this week, we reported on comics like Marc Maron and Shane Gillis opening up about their concerns about the festival. (Which sees some of the biggest comedy names on the planet, including Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson, Louis CK, and more, taking the trip out into the desert for what were reportedly very lucrative paychecks.)"
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Angela Lansbury and Tom Bosley as Murder She Wrote characters Jessica Fletcher and Sheriff Amos.
August 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I love helping my children learn about their favorite stories.
Suggested "Other People Searched for" Google searches on the subject of the Lion Guard zebras, from the animated TV series continuation of the Lion King. One of the results is "Is there LGBTQ in The Lion Guard?"
August 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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If a burger is a sandwich is a hotdog is a taco is a burrito is a quesadilla is a lasagna is pancakes is waffles is a cake is a pie is cereal is soup is ice cream, then when?
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting depicting a man standing in a crowd to proclaim an idea.
August 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Maybe a public utility should be publicly held and not operated as a revenue generator for a company that bought a bunch of property to slap their name on, maybe
A news feed card about the Kansas energy utility company, entitled "Evergy profited $191 million last quarter as Kansas regulators weigh rate hike"
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I never would've tried to eat a handful of Chick tracts smothered in ranch dressing and nettles, but I guess they're the experts.
A news feed card for an "article" about Papa John's launching a new, unique pizza
June 17, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Oh Sabrina look you're so unique and interesting.
A screenshot of Sabrina's website where she briefly pitches her video about why she changed her mind and became anti-abortion.
June 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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shut the whole fuck up
A screenshot of a news article headline card titled "Andor Reversed a Dark Secret About the Light Side Star Wars Fans Missed"
May 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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lol and perhaps even lmao
A screenshot of the original article describing that the financial report was delivered by an AI simulacrum of the CEO, that they had cut staff and customer service costs but that "funding costs" were up.
May 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Oh no my mid-century podcasts!
A phone screenshot of a podcast feed that is empty, with its last updated time as "55 years ago".
May 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Hey remember when Shannon Appelcline asked the guy who created OSRIC to help write about its place in RPG history, and the dude's response was "I got a warning on RPGnet five years ago, I'm not giving you shit, *this is my revenge!*"
A screenshot of a post from the Something Awful forum quoting a post from The RPGSite, wherein the creator of OSRIC and a prominent RPGnet staff member and game industry historian discuss the creator's anger about receiving a warning on RPGnet. The creator of OSRIC is celebrating his refusal to provide information about the history of the OSR, and says in the bolded last line "I've waited about five years for someone from rpg.net to need something from me."
April 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I don't want to complete whatever collection this is.
An interstitial webpage ad featuring a plastic Bruce Willis head and what appears to be a WWF trading card for a lady. At the bottom is the eBay logo and the slogan "Complete your collection."
March 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Can't wait to only be able to get prescriptions between the hours of 4:30pm to 4:45pm. Weekdays only.
A news article with the headline "Walgreens agrees to be acquired by private equity firm for almost $10 billion"
March 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Banks and banks of humming machinery. I've never seen so many KNOBS!
Keir Starmer at a press conference saying "there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom"
February 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Diane, 11:30am February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks
A cat lying on a cardboard scratch pad with pictures on the side to make it look like a car.
February 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Is that what Chinese circuit boards look like? Fucking dope.
A news article about Chinese computer performance accompanied by a picture of a computer chip emblazoned with the Chinese flag.
January 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I'm so tired of our tech overlord baby talk fetish
An article headline about a CEO using Deep seek instead of Open AI for his company Gloo
January 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Stroking my beard whitely, "mhm, yes, and what should we call our Black ideological opponents, do you think?"
A real piece of shit arguing that deadnaming Caitlyn Jenner is a good and acceptable thing because she's his ideological opponent.
January 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Real Danny Go fans: My Danny Go is always jumping.

Their Danny Go:
A picture of children's entertainer Danny Go jumping, like he always does.
December 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Finally I can fulfill my heart's desire: to wake up every morning and immediately fellate disembodied robot genitals.
An interstitial ad in a search result page saying "World's first fully automatic toothbrush. Change the way you brush with the world's first fully automatic toothbrush." Accompanied by a picture of a device that looks like a boxer's mouth guard attached to an Amazon Alexa Echo.
December 2, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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Sonic you motherfucker how could you
An article headline about delisting games under a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog looking excited or happy.
December 1, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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The Terrifier subreddit has gone woke under the iron fist of Poopy McPants. Crying eagle gif.
Terrifier movie franchise subreddit moderator PoopyMcPants making an impassioned announcement cracking down on the posts sexualizing franchise characters, actors, and fans.
November 30, 2024 at 6:51 AM
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The two genders.
November 4, 2024 at 2:08 PM