Cptn Jake’s Amity Boat Tour
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Theme Parks, Spooky Stuff, Movies & Iced Coffee. Sports are fun sometimes. I listen to too much blink-182. UCF BA - LSUS MBA. Thoughts are my own. He/Him
Marathoner x1, Half x8, occasionally known to jog
If lost return to Victoria
Marathoner x1, Half x8, occasionally known to jog
If lost return to Victoria
Santa has now lit the Christmas Tree and the Holidays at Universal have officially started. The absolutely best.
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Santa has now lit the Christmas Tree and the Holidays at Universal have officially started. The absolutely best.
I’ve seen the Tim Balloon, my favorite part of Macy’s at Universal, and I’m smiling like an idiot.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I’ve seen the Tim Balloon, my favorite part of Macy’s at Universal, and I’m smiling like an idiot.
So excited for Universal’s Holiday Parade. I love that at Universal the parade is included without Christmas Party admission. Same thing with the How the Grinch Stole Christmas show!
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So excited for Universal’s Holiday Parade. I love that at Universal the parade is included without Christmas Party admission. Same thing with the How the Grinch Stole Christmas show!
Gertie looks like she got into Gingerbread Edibles
November 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Gertie looks like she got into Gingerbread Edibles
Christmas has officially started now that I’ve watched a woman almost get decapitated
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Christmas has officially started now that I’ve watched a woman almost get decapitated
The message of togetherness feels rushed due to the pacing and this feels like something made for streaming, but as a reminder this is attached to a $120 park admission.
Unless I’m with nieces, I don’t anticipate ever watching it again.
Unless I’m with nieces, I don’t anticipate ever watching it again.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The message of togetherness feels rushed due to the pacing and this feels like something made for streaming, but as a reminder this is attached to a $120 park admission.
Unless I’m with nieces, I don’t anticipate ever watching it again.
Unless I’m with nieces, I don’t anticipate ever watching it again.
Zootopia has extreme pacing issues. It shoehorns a very mediocre story into a 9 minute show, the actual story of conflict is maybe 3 minutes? The screen is clearly upgraded, but the actual story feels like it was edited out.
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Zootopia has extreme pacing issues. It shoehorns a very mediocre story into a 9 minute show, the actual story of conflict is maybe 3 minutes? The screen is clearly upgraded, but the actual story feels like it was edited out.
Had to go to church on a Sunday, one last time
November 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Had to go to church on a Sunday, one last time
Is the Wicked For Good sundae Defying Gravity?
It made us over the rainbow!
It made us over the rainbow!
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Is the Wicked For Good sundae Defying Gravity?
It made us over the rainbow!
It made us over the rainbow!
Is the Wicked For Good sundae Defying Gravity?
It made us over the rainbow!
It made us over the rainbow!
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is the Wicked For Good sundae Defying Gravity?
It made us over the rainbow!
It made us over the rainbow!
It means nothing in real life, but I think this is really cool. I have a TikTok, that officially has 2million views.
I’ve been putting a lot more effort into video media, so if you’re interested in short form travel/parks content I’m on TikTok, IG Reels and YT Shorts.
I’ve been putting a lot more effort into video media, so if you’re interested in short form travel/parks content I’m on TikTok, IG Reels and YT Shorts.
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It means nothing in real life, but I think this is really cool. I have a TikTok, that officially has 2million views.
I’ve been putting a lot more effort into video media, so if you’re interested in short form travel/parks content I’m on TikTok, IG Reels and YT Shorts.
I’ve been putting a lot more effort into video media, so if you’re interested in short form travel/parks content I’m on TikTok, IG Reels and YT Shorts.
Throttle is legit a good show, but the part where they start doing Tae Bo halfway through 👀 😆
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Throttle is legit a good show, but the part where they start doing Tae Bo halfway through 👀 😆
Last house of the night was Skinwalker’s Hex, a cool house loosely themed around Skinwalker Ranch and the old west. This was probably my 2nd favorite house of the night. It felt pretty immersive and they did a good job with the western theme.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Last house of the night was Skinwalker’s Hex, a cool house loosely themed around Skinwalker Ranch and the old west. This was probably my 2nd favorite house of the night. It felt pretty immersive and they did a good job with the western theme.
Large improvements to Ravengate Asylum. Highly immersive, very general abandoned hospital theme but it worked pretty well, with some cool scares. A room reminded me of classic HHN! Very fun house
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Large improvements to Ravengate Asylum. Highly immersive, very general abandoned hospital theme but it worked pretty well, with some cool scares. A room reminded me of classic HHN! Very fun house
City of Slaughter was up next. Glad that this house has been changed up quite a bit. Those location had felt really similar the last few years, but I really enjoyed the theme of 1800 cannibals. Felt almost like Jack the Ripper or Sweeney Todd.
October 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
City of Slaughter was up next. Glad that this house has been changed up quite a bit. Those location had felt really similar the last few years, but I really enjoyed the theme of 1800 cannibals. Felt almost like Jack the Ripper or Sweeney Todd.
Knocked out the haunted Hayride first. I liked that the story this year is more of a general Halloween & Haunt story. But I’ve preferred some of the other years for the hayride more. Still cool, as it’s one of the only in Florida.
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Knocked out the haunted Hayride first. I liked that the story this year is more of a general Halloween & Haunt story. But I’ve preferred some of the other years for the hayride more. Still cool, as it’s one of the only in Florida.
Sir Henry’s tonight. Excited to do my annual visit. Looks like a lot of the pavilion has been “plussed”. Better snacks, better swag shop, big animatronics.
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Sir Henry’s tonight. Excited to do my annual visit. Looks like a lot of the pavilion has been “plussed”. Better snacks, better swag shop, big animatronics.
Gator Nuggets without sauce 6.5/10. Very good batter, Gator is a chewier meat, but it does actually taste like dark meat nuggets.
WITH the sauce 8/10. Sauce taste like Bloomin Sauce and really brings out the flavor
Only $12, and I think worth it!
WITH the sauce 8/10. Sauce taste like Bloomin Sauce and really brings out the flavor
Only $12, and I think worth it!
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gator Nuggets without sauce 6.5/10. Very good batter, Gator is a chewier meat, but it does actually taste like dark meat nuggets.
WITH the sauce 8/10. Sauce taste like Bloomin Sauce and really brings out the flavor
Only $12, and I think worth it!
WITH the sauce 8/10. Sauce taste like Bloomin Sauce and really brings out the flavor
Only $12, and I think worth it!
Proof that love can even survive in the Florida swamp.
October 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Proof that love can even survive in the Florida swamp.
At Gatorland and feeding Alligators. Is Gatorland low key 🔥?
October 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
At Gatorland and feeding Alligators. Is Gatorland low key 🔥?
Black Phone 2>>>Black Phone
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Black Phone 2>>>Black Phone
Fun fact: I had my glow stick stolen immediately 🫠🫠
October 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fun fact: I had my glow stick stolen immediately 🫠🫠
At A Petrified Forest for Total Eclipse night. One of a few event nights where all the scare trails are lights off and you sign a waiver letting the performers touch you. Only thing we’re equipped with is a glow stick.
Super stoked to see how this format is.
Super stoked to see how this format is.
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
At A Petrified Forest for Total Eclipse night. One of a few event nights where all the scare trails are lights off and you sign a waiver letting the performers touch you. Only thing we’re equipped with is a glow stick.
Super stoked to see how this format is.
Super stoked to see how this format is.
Me when I order the same thing at Dunkin 3 times and get 3 different completely different drinks…
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Me when I order the same thing at Dunkin 3 times and get 3 different completely different drinks…
Watched a snake have a tumor removed at Animal Kingdom this morning!
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Watched a snake have a tumor removed at Animal Kingdom this morning!