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I WAS JUST JOKING
October 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I WAS JUST JOKING
You have to feel for Soros, getting outspent by Hamas this time around! /s
October 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You have to feel for Soros, getting outspent by Hamas this time around! /s
Wait. Is this a new, different presser from yesterday? Why does it look like they're all wearing the same clothes?
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wait. Is this a new, different presser from yesterday? Why does it look like they're all wearing the same clothes?
Are President Musk and Sam Altman exempted from this proclamation?
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Are President Musk and Sam Altman exempted from this proclamation?
Ok I'll make you a deal: I'll pretend to be afraid of communism like it's the 1950s if you bring back 1950s era housing prices. Deal?
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Ok I'll make you a deal: I'll pretend to be afraid of communism like it's the 1950s if you bring back 1950s era housing prices. Deal?
If 1/3 of families are "underbabies," they should adopt a Congressional Republican or the president
October 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If 1/3 of families are "underbabies," they should adopt a Congressional Republican or the president
This looks like something my job would send out as a "Can you spot phishing attempts?" email test.
October 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This looks like something my job would send out as a "Can you spot phishing attempts?" email test.
I hate this timeline so much.
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I hate this timeline so much.
I absolutely love this part:
"What I've seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists. You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who are protesting ICE down there, it's getting really ugly."
"What I've seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists. You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who are protesting ICE down there, it's getting really ugly."
October 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I absolutely love this part:
"What I've seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists. You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who are protesting ICE down there, it's getting really ugly."
"What I've seen is the abuse of law enforcement by radical leftist activists. You know, most recently, the most threatening thing I've seen yet was the naked bicyclers in Portland who are protesting ICE down there, it's getting really ugly."
Lol everything is a plot against Trumpy Wumpy. Do these people even hear how they sound? This is such a weird timeline
October 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Lol everything is a plot against Trumpy Wumpy. Do these people even hear how they sound? This is such a weird timeline
Welp, get ready for Schumer to cave on the budget 24 hours from now.
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Welp, get ready for Schumer to cave on the budget 24 hours from now.
If only the Supreme Court thought a little harder before deciding Trumpv. United States the way they did, they might not have to entertain this bullshit request today.
September 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If only the Supreme Court thought a little harder before deciding Trumpv. United States the way they did, they might not have to entertain this bullshit request today.
I fully support Eric Metaxas and John Zmirak pulling at this thread
September 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I fully support Eric Metaxas and John Zmirak pulling at this thread
Masterful ga--*intergalactic choking noises*
August 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Masterful ga--*intergalactic choking noises*
I'm holding out hope that there will come a time soon where someone will say "Big Balls" and everyone around them thinks "AC⚡️DC"
August 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm holding out hope that there will come a time soon where someone will say "Big Balls" and everyone around them thinks "AC⚡️DC"
Totally normal country we live in
August 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Totally normal country we live in
but the good stuff stuck around and the REALLY BAD stuff came back so everything modern just feels so disposable having to compete with LOOK HOW LAME THIS LOW-TECH THING WAS.
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
but the good stuff stuck around and the REALLY BAD stuff came back so everything modern just feels so disposable having to compete with LOOK HOW LAME THIS LOW-TECH THING WAS.
Also, it had to be a thing in the before times, but stuff like MST3K made an art form out of "so bad it's good," and I'm not sitting here acting like my friends and I didn't make our own MST3K style videos out of whatever VHS tapes our families had lying around...
August 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Also, it had to be a thing in the before times, but stuff like MST3K made an art form out of "so bad it's good," and I'm not sitting here acting like my friends and I didn't make our own MST3K style videos out of whatever VHS tapes our families had lying around...
I feel fortunate that I haven't seen any of these yet. Though now I probably just jinxed myself.
August 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I feel fortunate that I haven't seen any of these yet. Though now I probably just jinxed myself.
Have we tried unplugging Trump and plugging him back in?
August 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Have we tried unplugging Trump and plugging him back in?
Someone please remind me what was so bad about the lady who laughed weird once
August 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Someone please remind me what was so bad about the lady who laughed weird once
