I WAS JUST JOKING

This looks like something my job would send out as a "Can you spot phishing attempts?" email test.

I can't wait for Eric Lipton to scold everyone on here for laughing at this headlibe.

This guy really believes he can carve out an exemption for himself

LOL 54% of 1,011 respondents with a 5.4% margin of error is not "most Americans," but you do you.

Literally nothing will hold a candle to this dipshit: