That_Ewok
thatewok.bsky.social
That_Ewok
@thatewok.bsky.social
The Tone-Deaf Bard: College of Swords

🗡 HEMA fencer | 🃏 Ren Faire foolie
🎮🎲 Gamer | 🌈 Pan-romantic

I am a geek of all trades, master of none.

Current Primary hobby: Swords
I know I'm super late to get into Hades, but serious question. How THE FUCK is this number so low???
August 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
An empty mug is a big problem.

#renfaire #socalpleasurefaire #renaissancefaire
Photo credit: Jeff Challender
May 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This is probably my new favorite photo of me. I feel like it really captures me as a director in the ring. For context, this was at the recent Lo Cal Swordfight beginners tourney we just hosted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you ever wondered what a College of Swords bard looks like. It's something like this.
March 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You ever cook something you think is gonna be bomb AF, but turns out extremely disappointing and not very good? It's edible, but tastes like disappointment. But you slowly force yourself to eat it all, because you're not wasteful and you invested that time to cook.
February 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just got an email response a couple days ago regarding my new gear. They sent me a mock up for confirmation, and said after I confirm they should have shipping info to me within 3 weeks.

Here's to hoping I'll get it before SoCal Swordfight!
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
January 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM