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An uncle with a beard?
That was not a Presidential Address. That was elder abuse. Stop pushing this guy out on stages. He is clearly not okay.
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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It was only a matter of time…
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I really appreciate Curtis 50 cent Jackson popping up to remind me that I do not hate to any noteworthy level.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dammit! Claude (the albino alligator at the California Academy of Sciences) has died. Made it to age 30.
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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These Ivory Tower clowns don't want to feed kids lunches but they do want them to use their not yet fully formed brains to dump money into the stock market? This is so elitist I can't wrap my head around it.
Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.
apnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Allow me to introduce myself with 5 concerts I've enjoyed.
1. Nine Inch Nails Mr Self Destruct
2. The Judd's Love Will Build a Bridge
3. P!nk Trustfall
4. George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic Juneteenth block party outside of the Cain's ballroom in 1996
5. 30 Seconds to Mars at the Greek
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Jeffries: I think Rick Scott has some history with medicaid fraud in the state of Florida. So he's no expert on health care. We ain't going to be lectured by Rick Scott about anything, but certainly not affordable health care.
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I don't know about what y'all are hearing but some folks are saying that Epstein is named in the Trump files.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
So apparently there were 22 arrests made in relation to the No Kings demonstrations. 21 were Magats looking to hassle democracy defenders. And one lady in a southern state had an inflatable penis as part of her props. Arresting official sighted some local decency ordnance. Also, no misspelled signs
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not to put too much information out but, I am actually looking for a job currently. Where EXACTLY do I reach out to become a paid protester? I'd be willing to show up, hold signs, tell masked jag offs they suck.... the usual. I'd do that for free but if you want to pay me!? Where do I sign up?
October 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Has anyone else taken notice that we don't have to have an online argument and large discourse about the intent and meaning of Jane Goodall's words? I haven't seen one person comment something along the lines of - oh well, you're just taking it out of context. You need to watch the whole clip.
October 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Make Politics Boring Again.
October 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Today in 1957, the Little Rock Nine walked through hate with soldiers at their side. Only Ernest Green left that high school with a diploma. The rest were driven out. Now we gut schools, ban truth and call it freedom. The mob never left, it just changed its mask. #Resist
September 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We've assumed Cheeto didn't have any part in raising his kids. But seeing him unable to say acetaminophen proves it. This dead beat showed up enough to spew racism and other nonsense and nope out any time empathy or any other care part of childcare was needed.
September 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Why aren't there stories about vampires in Africa? Because vampires cannot stand Holy Water. And if you recall Toto famously told us all they bless the rains down in Africa.

Order of operations.
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Sen. Warren Daniel (R–NC, District 46) was caught trading stocks right on the Senate floor.

Didn’t even wait for a break. Playing the market on the taxpayers’ time…pure abuse of power.
September 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't know if there are enough ghosts to properly scare the oligarchy of America this coming Christmas.
September 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Bargibant’s Pygmy Seahorse. #AGoodPlace

Video credits: www.instagram.com/reel/C5iNmVf...
September 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Who do you pray to when you’re being shot at in church? ❤️‍🩹
August 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM