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thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
A. Drake
@thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
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I write things. Sometimes it's clever. | BSU Graduate 2025 | Dirty H̶i̶p̶p̶i̶e̶ Liberal Arts Major
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thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
Y'all don't understand how bad I need these right now. I would kill for the actual recipe. I know they have molasses and probably coconut cream? I can taste it. I just don't know the process.

Also why does everyone say they are rock hard? They're all soft and cream filled.
A small pile of Mary Jane Peanut Butter Kisses in orange and black wrappers with an unwrapped one next to them.
January 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
They immediately blocked me for calling them out lmao
November 21, 2024 at 10:21 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
@kydemocrats.bsky.social is a fake account. Block and report them. Seriously, who talks like that on an official government account? 😂

the real one is @kydemocrats.org
A screenshot of the official website for the Kentucky Democratic party. It shows that if you mouse over the Bluesky logo, it redirects to the @kydemocrats.org Blueksy page, not kydemocrats.bsky.social. Added to the image is a screenshot from the song Why Are You Always Lying by Nicholas Fraser and a shocked emoji saying Holy Moly A screenshot of @kydemocrats.bsky.social posting statuses saying "Andy Beshear is removing his name from consideration to serve as AG. You can't have our daddy yet, America." and "It's true. Kentucky leave a lot to be desired and is 2/3 white supremacists and fascists, but it is a great state for Andy to find political success, which is really what matters."
November 21, 2024 at 10:18 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
Starting with the most obvious, we have this fella who is obviously a bot. If you roll down their profile, it is over 2k posts, the vast majority of which is just
(username) Thank you for the follow. I followed back.
Brand new account, AI profile pic, excessive "political signaling" in bio.
A profile screencapture of a brand new Bluesky account with the rising sun icon to indicate it is brand new. The profile pic is an AI-generated cat picture giving a peace sign. In it's profile it has the words "Lifelong Democrat in a Red State, Gov Acct Mgr, Animal Lover, #FvckTrump #FvckMusk #BlueCrew and things that emojis that indicate anti-MAGAts and anti-Porn
November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Going forward, if I see any those political meme pages that just mass posts low-effort "memes" recycled from Facebook (see pic) or Twitter, I am blocking them regardless of political affiliation. Here's why..

1 / ?
A Facebook status that was converted into an image and posted by a user who mostly just posts politically charged memes and statuses. The text is white on a red background that reads "When the shadows clear and the spell lifts, many will wake to realize that they were drawn into a cult, deceived by a false savior and led by a mirage they thought was truth."
November 20, 2024 at 5:48 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
Immediately felt the need to question who would pay to know "how much" of a flaming homo I am.

Don't fall for this stuff. Don't click these ads. Don't engage.

If someone is paying to put out an ad, YOU are the product.
An ad on a Youtube video is titled "Ultimate Gay Test" with the subheader "Know Yourself! Take this LGBTQ Quiz To Find Out If You Are Actually Straight." The ad is sponsored by a website Buzztests. The image of the ad shows two people draped in pride flags with the heart eyes emoji and the words "GAY METER 92%" on the image. If you click on the three dots in the upper right-hand corner of the ad, and look at information about this advertiser, it is discovered that the advertiser is known as WHATECH MOBILE CO, LIMITED located in Hong Kong.
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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The face you make when it dawns on you that you have now for a second time antagonized Mike Tyson and he agreed to fight you next after having just got done with your brother.

Tyson lost by a single point. Something tells me Tyson won't mind another 20 mil and a chance to K.O. Logan.
Jake Paul is speaking to a microphone after going 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. He is sweaty and tired. In the background Logan Paul, has his hands to his mouth and looks visibly worried. This is less than two minutes after Tyson said he would be willing to fight Logan and Logan immediately and confidently said "Motherfucker, I'd kill you, Mike." Mike Tyson smiled and said "Alright, it's on, then."
November 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
Rham Pho Rhyncus
A closeup picture of a bowl of Vietnamese pho with an illustration of a rhamphorhynchus, (a Jurassic period pterosaur) photoshopped on top to make it look like the rhamphorhyncus is diving for noodles.
November 11, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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I wasn't anticipating this, but yeah. Sounds about right.
Screenshot of a result of "What emotion do you create from?" quiz, reading: Grief You create from grief. It is an endless grief that pours out of your eyes and mouth and fingertips over and over again; a grief too vast to be contained. It demands an outlet, and so for you the act of creation is much like weeping. Your work is a memorial to everything you have loved and lost, all you have longed for and been denied. Much like crying, pouring your grief out into your art brings you relief. The feeling of loss pervades your work, but the depth of your grief also speaks to the depth of the love that preceded it. After all, every tragedy is only what it is because someone had loved something enough to grieve it.
November 5, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Even an ounce of enthusiasm makes them look deranged and we love that about them.
Schwarzenegger Predator Meme: Two hands clasp labeled "Huskies" and "Australian Shepherds" with the point of solidarity being "Eye Color That makes them look completely unhinged"
October 4, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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This is the first time I've ever felt early to any social media platform.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #6,224,688, A. Drake ‪@thatdrakeguy.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 23, 2024"
September 27, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Gonna gush about The Cyborg Manifesto again. So much of our medical technology, especially vaccines and immunotherapy, are created by blurring the line between human, animal and machine.

#BSUEnglish #BSUENG490
A scan of The Pittsburg Press on Tuesday, April 12 of 1955. The Headline reads POLIO IS CONQUERED, with headers below it such as "Salk Shots 80-90% Effective," and "Vaccine to By-Pass Wholesalers"
September 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
Drake Meme format: Drake expressing disgust at "Observing other people, then cyclically re-experiencing secondhand embarrassment and judgement later" followed by Drake expressing approval at "Getting the fuck out of the grocery store with as little eye contact as possible so I can be a loathsome beast in the comfort of my own home"
September 22, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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Me at somewhere I DROVE to so I could speak to a person: Hey, I would like to do this financial transaction/personal information-heavy task and I would like some assistance.
The clerk: Oh you should download our app! It will answer your questions.
Me:
A blurry, close-up image of a chihuahua dog with its ears pinned and a faint sneer on its face. The dog looks exhausted and disgusted.
September 18, 2024 at 10:44 PM
thatdrakeguy.bsky.social
When you can't go out, so you stay in and do some redecorating. #BSUENG490 #bsuenglish
A meme image of Rick from Rick and Morty ripping away wallpaper to reveal more yellow wallpaper of a complex and different pattern. The pattern beneath is from the cover of the book The Yellow Wallpaper and Selected Writings by Charlotte Perkins Gilman
August 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM