Offer accepted. 🍾

The one photo where I'm smiling and actually approve of how I look. Not that you can tell from the yellow squiggle.

I put my age correctly but is says it as 48.

People's qualms around the name aside, it looks really nice from the outside and fits with the current apparent demand for SUV-type vehicles.

Me any time I even think about using the A1.

Transformed into rather a dreadful individual.

I tried to cheat this decision-making process by buying a massive box of eggs for the week and I can tell you that I never want to see an egg ever again.

Leagues better than my Brummie one. Yorks and Lancs are top tier.

Was stuck in traffic alongside one of these today. First one I've spotted in the flesh. Have a real road presence.

Incorrect. They care about *one* thing: finding the muddiest puddle possible.