That Cthulhu Jawn
@thatcthulhujawn.bsky.social
A real-play 7E Call of Cthulhu Podcast. Horror that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
All this cross fit is killing me, but I’m going for Christ figure. CruciFLEXion, yall!
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
All this cross fit is killing me, but I’m going for Christ figure. CruciFLEXion, yall!
Keep small dogs away from me. My name might be George but I’m more of a Lenny.
June 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Keep small dogs away from me. My name might be George but I’m more of a Lenny.
There’s a dog rescue that has a service that’ll deliver a puppy for an additional fee of $75. Puppy Door Dash?! How do I get that job???
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There’s a dog rescue that has a service that’ll deliver a puppy for an additional fee of $75. Puppy Door Dash?! How do I get that job???
If a pro ballerina danced like no one was watching. Would they even be dancing?
May 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
If a pro ballerina danced like no one was watching. Would they even be dancing?
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
Can anyone explain the point of Shrinky Dinks to me? You color something big and then shrink it down. Why not just color a smaller thing?
#art #shrinkydinks #80s
#art #shrinkydinks #80s
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can anyone explain the point of Shrinky Dinks to me? You color something big and then shrink it down. Why not just color a smaller thing?
#art #shrinkydinks #80s
#art #shrinkydinks #80s
If they weren’t meant to be in a cupholder, god wouldn’t have made Pringle cans that shape!
April 26, 2025 at 11:39 AM
If they weren’t meant to be in a cupholder, god wouldn’t have made Pringle cans that shape!
Antique store I was at was proudly displaying their radium glass
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Antique store I was at was proudly displaying their radium glass
Every time I ask a person how they are and they respond with “I’m blessed, how are you?” I like to say “Cursed”
April 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Every time I ask a person how they are and they respond with “I’m blessed, how are you?” I like to say “Cursed”
If Colossus from the X-men has diarrhea, is he shitting out like mercury ?
April 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If Colossus from the X-men has diarrhea, is he shitting out like mercury ?
While it’s low, buy stock in YUM brands, that way you can leverage Taco Bell into bringing back the Enchirito.
April 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
While it’s low, buy stock in YUM brands, that way you can leverage Taco Bell into bringing back the Enchirito.
“Gotta go grow a tail” is my favorite euphemism for taking a shit
April 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
“Gotta go grow a tail” is my favorite euphemism for taking a shit
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Axolotls are just baby cthulhus. Send post
a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .
Alt: a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .
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February 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Axolotls are just baby cthulhus. Send post
It’s the kinship of the junkies that turns a halfwayhouse into a halfwayhome.
April 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
It’s the kinship of the junkies that turns a halfwayhouse into a halfwayhome.
When I greet people I ask, “what’s your neurostatus?” to weed out the normal-brained.
April 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
When I greet people I ask, “what’s your neurostatus?” to weed out the normal-brained.
Downtime at work should be chill time but no, I gotta try to look busy, which is way harder than actually being busy.
April 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Downtime at work should be chill time but no, I gotta try to look busy, which is way harder than actually being busy.
Songs I sing to my dogs (this one is for Tofu, to the tune of Danger by Mystikal)
Tail so looong
She good dooog
Cutie, puppy
Lemme know if you want a treat
Tail so looong
She good dooog
Cutie, puppy
Lemme know if you want a treat
March 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Songs I sing to my dogs (this one is for Tofu, to the tune of Danger by Mystikal)
Tail so looong
She good dooog
Cutie, puppy
Lemme know if you want a treat
Tail so looong
She good dooog
Cutie, puppy
Lemme know if you want a treat
Episode 81 out now! The investigators are running out of places to hide
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
March 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Episode 81 out now! The investigators are running out of places to hide
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
Since John Cena turned heel he now has to suplex sick children.
March 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Since John Cena turned heel he now has to suplex sick children.
Just learned that the words to Dropkick Murphy’s Shipping off to Boston were written by Woody Guthrie - really?! This Land is Your Land was about Boston?
March 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just learned that the words to Dropkick Murphy’s Shipping off to Boston were written by Woody Guthrie - really?! This Land is Your Land was about Boston?
Of course I wipe until it bleeds. How else do you know it’s clean?!
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Of course I wipe until it bleeds. How else do you know it’s clean?!
Ghost is the modern day Kiss. Way too badass looking for the corny shit that comes outta them.
March 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Ghost is the modern day Kiss. Way too badass looking for the corny shit that comes outta them.
Listen to episode 80 Now! Just as Walter is getting out, will Thompson have to be hospitalized?
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
March 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Listen to episode 80 Now! Just as Walter is getting out, will Thompson have to be hospitalized?
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
#callofcthulhu7thed #cthulhumythos #cthulhu #realplay #ttrpg #jawn #realplaypodcast #actualplay #actualplaypodcast
Hardcore kid transition into adulthood is pulling a butt muscle doing a windmill kick. #hardcore #scenester #geezer
March 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hardcore kid transition into adulthood is pulling a butt muscle doing a windmill kick. #hardcore #scenester #geezer
When I say ACAB I mean Steve Guttenberg too.
March 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When I say ACAB I mean Steve Guttenberg too.