Farley Burge
@thatcomedianfarley.bsky.social
Farley Burge/ stand-up comedian/ Pro
Dogwalker/ /I live in LA. I am spreading hope & joy and making my community, strangers and parents proud! 🎤
Dogwalker/ /I live in LA. I am spreading hope & joy and making my community, strangers and parents proud! 🎤
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by Farley Burge
All of L.A. right now… 💙
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
All of L.A. right now… 💙
Books and records and Film!! It matters to me ❤️❤️😊❤️❤️
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Books and records and Film!! It matters to me ❤️❤️😊❤️❤️
Hello, I hope you're doing well today. How are you feeling tonight and this year? I'm here to listen and support you.
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Hello, I hope you're doing well today. How are you feeling tonight and this year? I'm here to listen and support you.
Ozempic will sponsor Thanksgiving; we’ll all toast with zero-calorie gravy and a side of moral superiority.
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ozempic will sponsor Thanksgiving; we’ll all toast with zero-calorie gravy and a side of moral superiority.
Tylenol stock rebounded today. Guess America decided it’s still safer to trust acetaminophen than politicians with brain fever.
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tylenol stock rebounded today. Guess America decided it’s still safer to trust acetaminophen than politicians with brain fever.
Reposted by Farley Burge
Reposted by Farley Burge
Politics isn’t democracy. It’s porn with worse lighting. Billionaires pay, politicians perform, and you’re the one getting 💦💦💦💦💦
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Politics isn’t democracy. It’s porn with worse lighting. Billionaires pay, politicians perform, and you’re the one getting 💦💦💦💦💦
Why aren’t these quotes front-page headlines on Fox News and other outlets?
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
September 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why aren’t these quotes front-page headlines on Fox News and other outlets?
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
Oh, GREAT—Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and a new iPhone Air. Because apparently our looming ‘recession depression’ includes a recession wallet that can still drop $1,000 on a phone. Makes total sense. Where is the money even hiding?
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, GREAT—Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and a new iPhone Air. Because apparently our looming ‘recession depression’ includes a recession wallet that can still drop $1,000 on a phone. Makes total sense. Where is the money even hiding?
September 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Stephen King Fact: King threw the first draft of Carrie in the trash — his wife dug it out.
Context: That “trash” became a bestseller.
Punchline: Moral: listen to your wife, she’s probably saving your career.
#StephenKing #HorrorFact #WriteOrDie
Context: That “trash” became a bestseller.
Punchline: Moral: listen to your wife, she’s probably saving your career.
#StephenKing #HorrorFact #WriteOrDie
August 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Stephen King Fact: King threw the first draft of Carrie in the trash — his wife dug it out.
Context: That “trash” became a bestseller.
Punchline: Moral: listen to your wife, she’s probably saving your career.
#StephenKing #HorrorFact #WriteOrDie
Context: That “trash” became a bestseller.
Punchline: Moral: listen to your wife, she’s probably saving your career.
#StephenKing #HorrorFact #WriteOrDie
Today in History: On Aug 28, 1609, Henry Hudson discovered Delaware Bay.
Context: He was looking for a passage to China.
Punchline: Classic guy move — getting lost and naming something anyway.
#TodayInHistory #LostAndFound #HudsonFails
Context: He was looking for a passage to China.
Punchline: Classic guy move — getting lost and naming something anyway.
#TodayInHistory #LostAndFound #HudsonFails
August 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Today in History: On Aug 28, 1609, Henry Hudson discovered Delaware Bay.
Context: He was looking for a passage to China.
Punchline: Classic guy move — getting lost and naming something anyway.
#TodayInHistory #LostAndFound #HudsonFails
Context: He was looking for a passage to China.
Punchline: Classic guy move — getting lost and naming something anyway.
#TodayInHistory #LostAndFound #HudsonFails
The Rolling Stones can’t get no satisfaction. I can’t get no Pepto-Bismol.
August 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The Rolling Stones can’t get no satisfaction. I can’t get no Pepto-Bismol.
Swift County, MN, is small but significant in local news. The county supports three family-run newspapers with a population of under 10,000 residents. These publications cling to print and community, refusing to fade into the digital void.
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign with his hands .
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up sign with his hands .
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Swift County, MN, is small but significant in local news. The county supports three family-run newspapers with a population of under 10,000 residents. These publications cling to print and community, refusing to fade into the digital void.
It’s Thursday night—what's going on? Please leave a comment; I need more followers. Follow me, not like a cult, but follow!
August 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It’s Thursday night—what's going on? Please leave a comment; I need more followers. Follow me, not like a cult, but follow!
Thursday I am flying out of here !
August 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Thursday I am flying out of here !
A United flight gets canceled after a passenger’s “biohazard diarrhea” explosion. At the same time, Micah Parsons goes viral just for dancing. Ass-quake vs. ass-shake. Who cares, both stink after 10 minutes.
August 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
A United flight gets canceled after a passenger’s “biohazard diarrhea” explosion. At the same time, Micah Parsons goes viral just for dancing. Ass-quake vs. ass-shake. Who cares, both stink after 10 minutes.
“41” is trending & nobody knows why. Turtles hold a secret council in formation. Internet: raving in numbers vs. reptiles plotting like it’s the Oral Olympics.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“41” is trending & nobody knows why. Turtles hold a secret council in formation. Internet: raving in numbers vs. reptiles plotting like it’s the Oral Olympics.
Diarrhea biohazard vs. striptease spectacle
Tweet: One body lets loose in a cabin like Satan’s soft-serve machine. The other body goes full Magic Mike at the gate. Liquid courage vs. solid humiliation.
Tweet: One body lets loose in a cabin like Satan’s soft-serve machine. The other body goes full Magic Mike at the gate. Liquid courage vs. solid humiliation.
August 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Diarrhea biohazard vs. striptease spectacle
Tweet: One body lets loose in a cabin like Satan’s soft-serve machine. The other body goes full Magic Mike at the gate. Liquid courage vs. solid humiliation.
Tweet: One body lets loose in a cabin like Satan’s soft-serve machine. The other body goes full Magic Mike at the gate. Liquid courage vs. solid humiliation.
Reposted by Farley Burge
August 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM