Clinton J. Boomer
@thatboomerkid.bsky.social
I write — and write about — roleplaying games.
Important proxies, Castlevania edition.
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Important proxies, Castlevania edition.
just having some fun with proxies
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
just having some fun with proxies
Day 15 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
… and in the end, dear reader, Vecna was defeated by the most unlikeliest of creatures: a German Shepard in pre-war formalwear wearing rocket-skates and wielding the Buster Sword.
… and in the end, dear reader, Vecna was defeated by the most unlikeliest of creatures: a German Shepard in pre-war formalwear wearing rocket-skates and wielding the Buster Sword.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Day 15 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
… and in the end, dear reader, Vecna was defeated by the most unlikeliest of creatures: a German Shepard in pre-war formalwear wearing rocket-skates and wielding the Buster Sword.
… and in the end, dear reader, Vecna was defeated by the most unlikeliest of creatures: a German Shepard in pre-war formalwear wearing rocket-skates and wielding the Buster Sword.
Day 14 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Last I checked, the canon in-game Sword of Kas is a +6 keen unholy vorpal(!) bastard sword that grants +10 to Strength.
That’s a LOT.
This feels like it'll fit the bill nicely.😊
Last I checked, the canon in-game Sword of Kas is a +6 keen unholy vorpal(!) bastard sword that grants +10 to Strength.
That’s a LOT.
This feels like it'll fit the bill nicely.😊
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Day 14 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Last I checked, the canon in-game Sword of Kas is a +6 keen unholy vorpal(!) bastard sword that grants +10 to Strength.
That’s a LOT.
This feels like it'll fit the bill nicely.😊
Last I checked, the canon in-game Sword of Kas is a +6 keen unholy vorpal(!) bastard sword that grants +10 to Strength.
That’s a LOT.
This feels like it'll fit the bill nicely.😊
Day 13 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
What dreadful mind dares set in motion the return of Vecna? What undying evil? What total irredeemable a-hole!?
Dralnu, Lich Lord is- I’m terribly sorry to say- 100% “that Lich”.
What dreadful mind dares set in motion the return of Vecna? What undying evil? What total irredeemable a-hole!?
Dralnu, Lich Lord is- I’m terribly sorry to say- 100% “that Lich”.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Day 13 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
What dreadful mind dares set in motion the return of Vecna? What undying evil? What total irredeemable a-hole!?
Dralnu, Lich Lord is- I’m terribly sorry to say- 100% “that Lich”.
What dreadful mind dares set in motion the return of Vecna? What undying evil? What total irredeemable a-hole!?
Dralnu, Lich Lord is- I’m terribly sorry to say- 100% “that Lich”.
Day 12 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Citadel Cavitius, lair of Vecna, drifts across the Plane of Ash; from this tomb, his unholy presence reaches forth to subjugate all reality.
ARE YOU *BADASS* ENOUGH TO STOP HIM!?
Citadel Cavitius, lair of Vecna, drifts across the Plane of Ash; from this tomb, his unholy presence reaches forth to subjugate all reality.
ARE YOU *BADASS* ENOUGH TO STOP HIM!?
October 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Day 12 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Citadel Cavitius, lair of Vecna, drifts across the Plane of Ash; from this tomb, his unholy presence reaches forth to subjugate all reality.
ARE YOU *BADASS* ENOUGH TO STOP HIM!?
Citadel Cavitius, lair of Vecna, drifts across the Plane of Ash; from this tomb, his unholy presence reaches forth to subjugate all reality.
ARE YOU *BADASS* ENOUGH TO STOP HIM!?
Day 11 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel teaches us that foolishness - like for example, Vecna’s plan to rule the universe from beyond the grave - can be beaten.
In the face.
With a hammer!
Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel teaches us that foolishness - like for example, Vecna’s plan to rule the universe from beyond the grave - can be beaten.
In the face.
With a hammer!
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Day 11 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel teaches us that foolishness - like for example, Vecna’s plan to rule the universe from beyond the grave - can be beaten.
In the face.
With a hammer!
Saint Cuthbert of the Cudgel teaches us that foolishness - like for example, Vecna’s plan to rule the universe from beyond the grave - can be beaten.
In the face.
With a hammer!
Day 10 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Obad-Hai, the Shalm, the Old Faith, is neutral in all things, eternal & cyclical: he’s “where nature-gods go to unplug”.
Even THIS guy hates Vecna.
*That's* how bad Vecna sucks.
Obad-Hai, the Shalm, the Old Faith, is neutral in all things, eternal & cyclical: he’s “where nature-gods go to unplug”.
Even THIS guy hates Vecna.
*That's* how bad Vecna sucks.
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Day 10 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Obad-Hai, the Shalm, the Old Faith, is neutral in all things, eternal & cyclical: he’s “where nature-gods go to unplug”.
Even THIS guy hates Vecna.
*That's* how bad Vecna sucks.
Obad-Hai, the Shalm, the Old Faith, is neutral in all things, eternal & cyclical: he’s “where nature-gods go to unplug”.
Even THIS guy hates Vecna.
*That's* how bad Vecna sucks.
Day 9 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
There is not one mortal brave enough to face Vecna ... FOR THERE ARE EIGHT.
(or more, I’ve lost track of the team's roster; I'm pretty sure Wolverine was a member back in the 90s)
There is not one mortal brave enough to face Vecna ... FOR THERE ARE EIGHT.
(or more, I’ve lost track of the team's roster; I'm pretty sure Wolverine was a member back in the 90s)
October 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Day 9 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
There is not one mortal brave enough to face Vecna ... FOR THERE ARE EIGHT.
(or more, I’ve lost track of the team's roster; I'm pretty sure Wolverine was a member back in the 90s)
There is not one mortal brave enough to face Vecna ... FOR THERE ARE EIGHT.
(or more, I’ve lost track of the team's roster; I'm pretty sure Wolverine was a member back in the 90s)
Day 6 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Vecna is the enemy of all life, all hope, and all civilization ... but of all the people he hates, The Raven Queen herself just *might* be the one who hates him back the very most.
Vecna is the enemy of all life, all hope, and all civilization ... but of all the people he hates, The Raven Queen herself just *might* be the one who hates him back the very most.
October 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Day 6 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Vecna is the enemy of all life, all hope, and all civilization ... but of all the people he hates, The Raven Queen herself just *might* be the one who hates him back the very most.
Vecna is the enemy of all life, all hope, and all civilization ... but of all the people he hates, The Raven Queen herself just *might* be the one who hates him back the very most.
Day 4 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Who would DARE stand against the Whispered One, the Undying King?
Ioun the Knowing Mistress, Lady of Prophecy & Skill, is unafraid to oppose the so-called master of evil secrets!
Who would DARE stand against the Whispered One, the Undying King?
Ioun the Knowing Mistress, Lady of Prophecy & Skill, is unafraid to oppose the so-called master of evil secrets!
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Day 4 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Who would DARE stand against the Whispered One, the Undying King?
Ioun the Knowing Mistress, Lady of Prophecy & Skill, is unafraid to oppose the so-called master of evil secrets!
Who would DARE stand against the Whispered One, the Undying King?
Ioun the Knowing Mistress, Lady of Prophecy & Skill, is unafraid to oppose the so-called master of evil secrets!
Fascists: ARMED PANTHERS ARE AT THESE EVENTS, RECRUITING
Libs: first off how DARE you
Panthers: yeah, we’re not recruiting
Everyone:
Panther: promise
Panther: no seriously
Me: shit, yeah? it would be a whole lot cooler if you did I feel like, but i respect your decision based on your expertise
Libs: first off how DARE you
Panthers: yeah, we’re not recruiting
Everyone:
Panther: promise
Panther: no seriously
Me: shit, yeah? it would be a whole lot cooler if you did I feel like, but i respect your decision based on your expertise
October 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Fascists: ARMED PANTHERS ARE AT THESE EVENTS, RECRUITING
Libs: first off how DARE you
Panthers: yeah, we’re not recruiting
Everyone:
Panther: promise
Panther: no seriously
Me: shit, yeah? it would be a whole lot cooler if you did I feel like, but i respect your decision based on your expertise
Libs: first off how DARE you
Panthers: yeah, we’re not recruiting
Everyone:
Panther: promise
Panther: no seriously
Me: shit, yeah? it would be a whole lot cooler if you did I feel like, but i respect your decision based on your expertise
oh my god
If i-
if I made something like THIS about myself, about me *doing* this, using Ai, it … i wouldn’t want my children to know
not anyone
it would be the most shameful thing I had ever done; you could not WATERBOARD it out of me
I would not post it online.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
If i-
if I made something like THIS about myself, about me *doing* this, using Ai, it … i wouldn’t want my children to know
not anyone
it would be the most shameful thing I had ever done; you could not WATERBOARD it out of me
I would not post it online.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
oh my god
If i-
if I made something like THIS about myself, about me *doing* this, using Ai, it … i wouldn’t want my children to know
not anyone
it would be the most shameful thing I had ever done; you could not WATERBOARD it out of me
I would not post it online.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
If i-
if I made something like THIS about myself, about me *doing* this, using Ai, it … i wouldn’t want my children to know
not anyone
it would be the most shameful thing I had ever done; you could not WATERBOARD it out of me
I would not post it online.
truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
Day 3 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Our first "replacement card" on the event's Universal Sideboard, this card overwrites the preexisting Hand of Vecna during the play.
Our first "replacement card" on the event's Universal Sideboard, this card overwrites the preexisting Hand of Vecna during the play.
October 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Day 3 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Our first "replacement card" on the event's Universal Sideboard, this card overwrites the preexisting Hand of Vecna during the play.
Our first "replacement card" on the event's Universal Sideboard, this card overwrites the preexisting Hand of Vecna during the play.
Day 2 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Who dares stand against the apocalyptic tide of Vecna’s shadow?
ONLY SAINT CUTHBERT, MOTHER-SINNER! Foolishness *CAN* be beaten!
Who dares stand against the apocalyptic tide of Vecna’s shadow?
ONLY SAINT CUTHBERT, MOTHER-SINNER! Foolishness *CAN* be beaten!
October 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Day 2 of our 15-day countdown to the RISE OF VECNA team-vs.-team, Commander-format D&D / M:tG crossover special event!
Who dares stand against the apocalyptic tide of Vecna’s shadow?
ONLY SAINT CUTHBERT, MOTHER-SINNER! Foolishness *CAN* be beaten!
Who dares stand against the apocalyptic tide of Vecna’s shadow?
ONLY SAINT CUTHBERT, MOTHER-SINNER! Foolishness *CAN* be beaten!
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spellbound Stories
is proud to present
on Friday, October 31st at 5:30 PM
RISE OF VECNA
In this fateful hour, a desperate plea goes out across the land … for the Whispered One himself, Lord of the Rotted Tower, reaches forth once more to RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
is proud to present
on Friday, October 31st at 5:30 PM
RISE OF VECNA
In this fateful hour, a desperate plea goes out across the land … for the Whispered One himself, Lord of the Rotted Tower, reaches forth once more to RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
October 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Spellbound Stories
is proud to present
on Friday, October 31st at 5:30 PM
RISE OF VECNA
In this fateful hour, a desperate plea goes out across the land … for the Whispered One himself, Lord of the Rotted Tower, reaches forth once more to RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
is proud to present
on Friday, October 31st at 5:30 PM
RISE OF VECNA
In this fateful hour, a desperate plea goes out across the land … for the Whispered One himself, Lord of the Rotted Tower, reaches forth once more to RULE THE UNIVERSE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Oh shit, you guys. My joke about the phone call I got from Johnny Antifa, he/him CEO of Antifa©️CorpLLC™️ got me in Facebook jail.
My sincerest apologies to anyone frightened by this dangerous organization or individual.
My sincerest apologies to anyone frightened by this dangerous organization or individual.
October 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Oh shit, you guys. My joke about the phone call I got from Johnny Antifa, he/him CEO of Antifa©️CorpLLC™️ got me in Facebook jail.
My sincerest apologies to anyone frightened by this dangerous organization or individual.
My sincerest apologies to anyone frightened by this dangerous organization or individual.
when your friend says he’s got your trans homie’s back, ride or die, lone sword drawn at the gates of hell
September 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
when your friend says he’s got your trans homie’s back, ride or die, lone sword drawn at the gates of hell
For those of you not on Tumblr, this is what you’re missing.
September 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
For those of you not on Tumblr, this is what you’re missing.